(A/N: 'Horrendible' is a great word to describe Twilight. Enjoy!)
Horrendible
Boq watched as Nessa finally closed her copy of Breaking Dawn and set it down.
"Are you finally done with that horrendible book series?" he asked anxiously.
"Twilight is not horrendible!" Nessa argued. "It's romantic, and exciting…and unrealistic and I guess the characters are kind of annoying…Okay, it was horrendible."
"What happened in this book?" He pointed at Breaking Dawn.
"Bella and Edward love each other," Nessa answered flatly. "Bella describes Edward's perfection in great detail. They all live happily ever after. The end. And it really does end with 'the end.' Look." Nessa held up the book for Boq to see.
Boq looked horrified. "Ew. Get that thing away from my face."
"I should have listened to Elphaba," Nessa muttered as she put the book back down. "She knew it would be bad."
"Well, at least that was the last book and it's all over now. Unless you want me to start acting like Edward."
"Don't be silly. You're a thousand times better than Edward."
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