Authors' Note (Bar-Ohki): It's me, be afraid. I'm writing with a good
friend of mine who is.um.new. *pauses while muse screams at her* Oh. I see.
He is an "inexperienced naïve loser who wants to write a fic but doesn't
know how". We just happ- *Pakratt grabs Bar-Ohki and throws her across the
room and takes control of the keyboard* "What? your muse got a problem with
me?" *sA takes control of the keyboard by means unknown and rated much
higher than that of the story* Yes I do! *before Pakratt can counter* YOU
DON'T HAVE A MUSE!!! *Pakratt chucks sA into the Peach Room AND LOCKS THE
DOOR. He then takes back control of the keyboard* "I don't have a muse
because I can come up with my own Ideas!!!" *Bar-Ohki recovers from the
throw and usurps the keyboard* Pakratt has a muse, he doesn't know his
muse. We are writing a story (if that wasn't obvious.). BE AFRAID, BE VERY
AFRAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks.
Disclaimer: We don't know anybody except our selves and give all responsibilities back to Nintendo from which they hopefully came.
Claimer: We take all glory and the unfortunate responsibility for what we write.hopefully. sA is Bar-Ohki's muse, she is to be used by Bar-Ohki only. Krunk, Pakratt's muse (sA introduced everyone) is owned by Pakratt. BIGben (who you shall meet later) we own as well.
NOTE OF MAJOR IMPROANCE TO THOSE WHO CARE: This is the only time we will disclaim and claim. NOW YOU KNOW AND CAN'T COMPLAIN!! Hopefully..
The Interims For Insanity
Chapter 1: A sudden entrance
By Bar-Ohki (who you might know of) and Pakratt (who none of you know (or want to *gets hit*))
C. Falcon: O.O WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Pakratt: Hi.
C. Falcon: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!
Bar-Ohki: You are unworthy to even try to use that many exclamation points.
Pakratt: Hello, I am your master.
C. Falcon: -.- Ya right. I'm Captain Falcon, bounty hunter and Smash Brother.
Bar-Ohki: I know of a cute little bundle of major ass-kicking fire power, his name is Captan Ohki.
C. Falcon/ Pakratt: WHO?
Bar-Ohki: CAPTAN OHKI!
C. Falcon: Okay. *A very non-persuaded look on his face* Still who are you? And what were you doing falling throw the roof like that?
Bar-Ohki: I honestly don't know. ^-^ I am Bar-Ohki, the all-mighty fic- writer!
Pakratt: I think I have a splinter!!! I need HELP!!!!!!!! Please.
C. Falcon: *goes over the intercom and turns it on* LINK! THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!
Link: *On other side of intercom* WHAT!?
Pakratt: I'm confused, what's going on and why am I in 2d animation???
Bar-Ohki: You aren't supposed to notice that.
Pakratt: OOPS, it was my wit not my brains. So don't blame it on me. Hey can we see a movie??? I'm bored already.
Link: What is going on over there? I'm hearing odd voices.
Pakratt: Hi Link, my brother likes your games.was I supposed to say that??? How's it hangin' Homey G?
Link: Ooooookay. Captain Falcon, I'll send Yoshi down. *hangs up*
C. Falcon: *singing* KILL THE YOSHI!! KILL THE YOSHI!!
Pakratt: Catchy funny little chicken song, do you have a computer, I need to get on IM and tell everyone that I'm here and it's boring me. Hey C. F.! Do we get to watch you in any battles with blood and gore and fun stuff like that???
C. Falcon: 1) I don't know who you are and defiantly don't trust you with my computer. 2) Whatever IM is, my computer probably doesn't have it. 3) You're both too young to see that kind of stuff. Didn't you have a splinter?
Bar-Ohki: He did, I removed it using my Swiss Army Knife that I keep in my pocket at all times just in chase something like this happens.
Pakratt: I forgot you did that!
Everyone falls over anime style.
Bar-Ohki: I trust him with my extraordinarily fussy laptop. IM is Instant Messenger, which is a one-on-one chat system. Lastly, we have been exposed to all sorts of nasty things that are better left unreferenced.
Yoshi arrives.
Bar-Ohki: Run if you value your life and send Link in your steed.
Yoshi: Good idea.
Yoshi runs away.
C. Falcon: HEY! I WANTED TO KILL HIM!!!!!
Bar-Ohki: HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Try to beat THAT!
C. Falcon: Ouch....
Pakratt: A new exclamation point record.
Bar-Ohki: I don't care what lies ahead. No time for this and follow my plan instead.
C. Falcon: What is wrong with you!?
Bar-Ohki: Who?
C. Falcon: Both of you!
Bar-Ohki: Time for a random event!
Nana: *bellowing down from the enormous hole in the ceiling* HELLO!!
BIGben, Pakratt's bother, falls through the ceiling, taking Nana with him.
BIGben/ Nana: @_@ What was that?
Bar-Ohki: Bb, Pak's twin brother.
Authors' Note: BIGben is shortened to Bb, Pakratt becomes Pak, and Bar-Ohki becomes Bar or B. O..
Link comes in.
Link: They don't look a thing alike.
Pakratt: We're fraternal.
Link: That'll explain it then.
Pakratt: Yo bro! Did you bring the Game Cube® that Bar-Ohki left at the house? And I can bet you forgot my CD player. Huh, Did you?
Bar-Ohki: Don't tell me that you left LAPTOPfriend behind too!!!
BIGben: . Ouch.lets say that it slipped my mind, thinking is to hard for me. BUT I brought CANDY. And, of course, my Rubber Ducky named Frodo.
All: OH NO, NOT Mr. Frodo. AAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!!
Link: Why did I just say that?
Bar-Ohki: Because of the people that are living above us in the clouds and are, unfortunately, controlling our lives.
Link: *Quietly so none can hear* Curse the Triforce.
Pakratt: Your becoming like us. HAHA! Like us, all of the rest of us. Become one, NOW!!!
Author's Note: *everyone else screams: "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
END OF CHAPTER 1
Review NOW and wait for more from Bar-Ohki and Pakratt!!!!
Disclaimer: We don't know anybody except our selves and give all responsibilities back to Nintendo from which they hopefully came.
Claimer: We take all glory and the unfortunate responsibility for what we write.hopefully. sA is Bar-Ohki's muse, she is to be used by Bar-Ohki only. Krunk, Pakratt's muse (sA introduced everyone) is owned by Pakratt. BIGben (who you shall meet later) we own as well.
NOTE OF MAJOR IMPROANCE TO THOSE WHO CARE: This is the only time we will disclaim and claim. NOW YOU KNOW AND CAN'T COMPLAIN!! Hopefully..
The Interims For Insanity
Chapter 1: A sudden entrance
By Bar-Ohki (who you might know of) and Pakratt (who none of you know (or want to *gets hit*))
C. Falcon: O.O WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Pakratt: Hi.
C. Falcon: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!
Bar-Ohki: You are unworthy to even try to use that many exclamation points.
Pakratt: Hello, I am your master.
C. Falcon: -.- Ya right. I'm Captain Falcon, bounty hunter and Smash Brother.
Bar-Ohki: I know of a cute little bundle of major ass-kicking fire power, his name is Captan Ohki.
C. Falcon/ Pakratt: WHO?
Bar-Ohki: CAPTAN OHKI!
C. Falcon: Okay. *A very non-persuaded look on his face* Still who are you? And what were you doing falling throw the roof like that?
Bar-Ohki: I honestly don't know. ^-^ I am Bar-Ohki, the all-mighty fic- writer!
Pakratt: I think I have a splinter!!! I need HELP!!!!!!!! Please.
C. Falcon: *goes over the intercom and turns it on* LINK! THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!
Link: *On other side of intercom* WHAT!?
Pakratt: I'm confused, what's going on and why am I in 2d animation???
Bar-Ohki: You aren't supposed to notice that.
Pakratt: OOPS, it was my wit not my brains. So don't blame it on me. Hey can we see a movie??? I'm bored already.
Link: What is going on over there? I'm hearing odd voices.
Pakratt: Hi Link, my brother likes your games.was I supposed to say that??? How's it hangin' Homey G?
Link: Ooooookay. Captain Falcon, I'll send Yoshi down. *hangs up*
C. Falcon: *singing* KILL THE YOSHI!! KILL THE YOSHI!!
Pakratt: Catchy funny little chicken song, do you have a computer, I need to get on IM and tell everyone that I'm here and it's boring me. Hey C. F.! Do we get to watch you in any battles with blood and gore and fun stuff like that???
C. Falcon: 1) I don't know who you are and defiantly don't trust you with my computer. 2) Whatever IM is, my computer probably doesn't have it. 3) You're both too young to see that kind of stuff. Didn't you have a splinter?
Bar-Ohki: He did, I removed it using my Swiss Army Knife that I keep in my pocket at all times just in chase something like this happens.
Pakratt: I forgot you did that!
Everyone falls over anime style.
Bar-Ohki: I trust him with my extraordinarily fussy laptop. IM is Instant Messenger, which is a one-on-one chat system. Lastly, we have been exposed to all sorts of nasty things that are better left unreferenced.
Yoshi arrives.
Bar-Ohki: Run if you value your life and send Link in your steed.
Yoshi: Good idea.
Yoshi runs away.
C. Falcon: HEY! I WANTED TO KILL HIM!!!!!
Bar-Ohki: HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Try to beat THAT!
C. Falcon: Ouch....
Pakratt: A new exclamation point record.
Bar-Ohki: I don't care what lies ahead. No time for this and follow my plan instead.
C. Falcon: What is wrong with you!?
Bar-Ohki: Who?
C. Falcon: Both of you!
Bar-Ohki: Time for a random event!
Nana: *bellowing down from the enormous hole in the ceiling* HELLO!!
BIGben, Pakratt's bother, falls through the ceiling, taking Nana with him.
BIGben/ Nana: @_@ What was that?
Bar-Ohki: Bb, Pak's twin brother.
Authors' Note: BIGben is shortened to Bb, Pakratt becomes Pak, and Bar-Ohki becomes Bar or B. O..
Link comes in.
Link: They don't look a thing alike.
Pakratt: We're fraternal.
Link: That'll explain it then.
Pakratt: Yo bro! Did you bring the Game Cube® that Bar-Ohki left at the house? And I can bet you forgot my CD player. Huh, Did you?
Bar-Ohki: Don't tell me that you left LAPTOPfriend behind too!!!
BIGben: . Ouch.lets say that it slipped my mind, thinking is to hard for me. BUT I brought CANDY. And, of course, my Rubber Ducky named Frodo.
All: OH NO, NOT Mr. Frodo. AAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!!
Link: Why did I just say that?
Bar-Ohki: Because of the people that are living above us in the clouds and are, unfortunately, controlling our lives.
Link: *Quietly so none can hear* Curse the Triforce.
Pakratt: Your becoming like us. HAHA! Like us, all of the rest of us. Become one, NOW!!!
Author's Note: *everyone else screams: "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
END OF CHAPTER 1
Review NOW and wait for more from Bar-Ohki and Pakratt!!!!