The sounds of girlish giggling came from Noodle's room. Noodle had a "friend" over. The other bandmates were getting used to this sort of thing, but they still got rather disturbed remembering back to 10-year-old Noodle, laughing, fiddling with her guitar, and running her mouth. Murdoc was re-reading (his yet-unpublished autobiography), while 2D fiddled around on his banjo.
Murdoc looked up from his book. He growled, "What have I told you about that brainless hillbilly piece of shit you call an instrument?"
"Well, uh, I don't know-"
"Exactly! You don't know! You don't know anything, you dullard! You ignorant half-witted sod!"
"Murdoc, I don't think y'should be using that kinda language around you-know-who and uh-"
"Dullard! You know what Noodle is doing in her room?"
"I dunno; like, uh, maths or something?"
Murdoc slapped 2D across the forehead. He grumbled to himself, an unintelligible spew of obscenities and swears. The raspy-voiced lead singer of Gorillaz, Stuart Pot (a.k.a. 2D) couldn't be helped. He had no idea what hormonal, curious teenage girls did in their bedrooms. Murdoc, however, was fully aware. He'd done it when he was Noodle's age; of course, he experimented with all sorts of people… Not just girls.
A loud laugh and a gasp came from Noodle's bedroom. 2D really was an idiot.
Only fifteen minutes or so later, Noodle and her friend came out from Noodle's room. Noodle's shiny blue-black hair was mussed, and both of the girls' makeup was smudged and runny. Both of the girls couldn't stop smiling. 2D simply kept strumming his old banjo.
Noodle coughed. "We just came- came out, for some sodas."
Murdoc didn't look up from his book. "No sodas, only beer."
The two girls giggled. Noodle replied, "That works too."
They swooped to the fridge and headed off with a few beers.
Before they went back to Noodle's room, 2D called, "Ah yeah, have fun!"
The girls exchanged a glance. In a sing-song unison, they replied, "We are!"
Hi! Thanks for reading. This fanfic is set with Noodle about 16 (so yes, she's legal in England). A little oneshot describing the daily life of Gorillaz. And as usual, Russel is the bandmate everyone forgets about ;DD
Gorillaz characters and original storyline (c) Jamie Hewlett, Damon Albarn, and all others involved
This story (c) Olivia C.