Random Band Jokes
What do you say when two flutes are up to their necks in concrete?
Damn, not enough concrete.
Why were baritones invented?
Someone wanted baby tubas.
What do you call a good playing, well tuned flute section?
A sign of the Apocalypse.
What do you say to other bands at competitions?
Our band is SO much saxier than yours.
What do you call long hours of torture, no breaks, deathly hot conditions, and crazy people?
Just another day in marching band.
What's the best part of band?
Making, and wearing, a shirt that says 'I don't have to make sense, I'm in the band'