Pregnancy: A.K.A Insanity

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto I just own Keiji since he is my character based off of me. As is Renji, but Neko belongs to the talented Kuinochi-Neko. Updates will be less frequent until I finish another story I'm doing called the Downward Spiral. Anyway I'll shut up and let you enjoy the story. See if the newly wedded couple can get through Hinata's mood swings, Naruto's new duties (and mountains of paper work), Hinata's odd cravings, and the ever looming threat of an old enemy or will they all go bat shit insane.

Dawn stretched her fingers over the landscape of Gakko Island, lighting up the sandy shore to make it look like it was gold, and waking up the happy inhabitants of the island. Well mostly happy, but for a group of travelers, the morning was a hassle caused by procrastination. They were so busy packing their luggage that they forgot to pack last night due to a wild party that one of them had thrown. The only two not needing to pack were two men who dressed in the same manner of clothing, which violated every law of fashion and straightness that there is in existence, and had the same hair style, which had been out of style for decades, of black bowl cuts. Something about the two was odd, like how they would sometimes call out each other's name and then hug in front of a sunset where ever they where, even if it was inside. Another thing that set them apart from their normal (more or less) comrades was their oversized eyebrows that looked like they could peeled off and used for as the rug in a doll house. Maybe the weirdest thing about them was that they always acted like they had been spending time on the crack pipe. Whenever anyone saw them, they were hyper active and either bouncing off the fucking walls or doing the infamous nice guy poses, which was something akin to seventies cheerleaders or sailor moon. That morning they were trying to help people with their packing, but their natural happy go lucky, lame, completely flamboyant nature, and the crack that was streaming through their blood stream, or bouncing around to be more accurate, made them completely annoying.

"PLEASE WHY DON'T I HELP WITH YOU WITH THAT, KEIJI-SAN," asked Gai in a very loud voice and unfortunately Keiji was dealing with a raging hangover. The end result was the unleashing of the wrath of Keiji and such a wrath would mean the death of many or just the death of the person or persons who had caused his wrath. Such a person would have been Gai had Anko not stopped him. Anko was one of the few people in pervious to his wrath besides Kakashi, Gaara, Naruto, Tsunade, and the people who ran Ichiruka Ramen. Keiji had become addicted to ramen somehow.

"I'LL KILL HIM," shouted Keiji as he reached out for Gai with his claws extended, ready to cut Gai in two. Gai, however, was oblivious to the fact that Keiji was angry due to a combination of a belief of good in people and the fact that he was missing a few brain cells.

"I shall accept you challenge when we get back to the village," said Gai, flashing his nice guy pose and extremely crest whitening smile, blinding Keiji with the bright sunlight that was reflected on his teeth.

"My eye," cried Keiji as he clutched his perfect wolf eyes that had now been damaged by Konoha's Noble Green Best. This had pissed Anko off since Keiji was the one packing for her and now she would have to do the packing now, which unleashed the infamous wrath of Anko. Now Gai wasn't oblivious to this or else he would have died a long time ago, but now he was sure that if he didn't get out the range of a thousand miles away, he would be dead.

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER," shouted Anko in a rage that had so much blood lust in it that the king of Hell locked his doors and hid under his own bed. Gai was all the way in Konoha now and with him was his student, Rock Lee, who thought that this was some form of training. The others would have come to thank Anko for driving away the friendly green menace (I don't know if those words could be used in the same sentence), but she was still pissed and frankly, she scared everyone, including me. She helped Keiji up to his feet and started stroking his hair as he lay there until his eyes could regain their sight. "Don't worry Keiji-kun, I'm sure your eyes will return to regular vision soon."

"Thank you, Anko-chan," replied Keiji as he held her hand and then started to use his hearing and sense of smell to determine where clothes and people were.

Naruto was sitting playing his guitar that he had made during a mission to bring the funk to a village. It was the second best mission; the first best was a mission in which he had to mediate relations between two twin sisters and he wound up getting the second best ramen in the world. He was singing drive when he heard Hinata throwing up again, her morning sickness that he always helped her with using his Kyuubi powers. Walking into the bathroom with one of his hands charging with the kyuubi power to massage her stomach and calm her, stopping the bile from rising inside of her throat. He moved to kiss her, but she pushed him away so she could rinse her mouth out. Smiling she gave him a nice kiss as they fell on the bed and Naruto started to undress her when she stopped him from doing that and pointed at the luggage.

"You promised to get that done before breakfast," said Hinata with a stern look on her face, as if she was a school teacher. "We will be leaving an hour after we have breakfast and I am not being the cause of holding them up!"

"Yes honey," said Naruto, who got to work on packing, big time, in fear of being on the business end of his wife's gentle fist, which was anything but gentle. He was finished in the blink of an eye and when he finished he tried to get back into what they were doing, but Hinata pushed him back again, but she accidently used her gentle fist.

"Oops, I'm sorry Naruto-kun," said Hinata as she helped him up with a worried look on her face. "I'm sorry, it's just that when Hyuuga women get pregnant, we lose control of our powers and well I didn't mean to hurt you Naruto-kun..I'm so sorry."

"It's okay Hinata-chan," said Naruto as he tried to grab onto her again, but she moved out fo the way causing him to fall onto his face.

For breakfast, they went over to a sushi place because Hinata was having a craving for sushi and had been talked out of her craving for fugu. At the sushi restaurant they were having a wonderful time telling stories about missions and old times when they looked at the clock in the diner and realized that they were going to be late if they didn't hurry. Leaving the money on the counter and taking their plates they ran to the airport where their luggage had already been dumped off. Now the guards at the gate where happy that day, even the guy who usually validated passes was off sick and they had to have every person take any metal objects off, regardless of if they had a pass or not. The reason they were happy was because they didn't expect the gang of ninja to be there that day since they were told that Naruto's group would be coming tomorrow, but little did they know, they were given false information on purpose and that the guy who regulated passes had called in sick after being persuaded to do so. All of this was done by the hands of the cruel Keiji, who took pleasure in making the life of that particular guard a living hell. Now the guard was just finishing with someone when Keiji came up, but the guard didn't notice him.

"You look happy today," said Keiji with a smile as the guard sent his luggage through.

"Well the spawn of evil isn't here to give me trouble on the one day that the man who checks passes isn't here," replied the guard. It was then that Keiji dropped an atom bomb on him, which was his suna head band and an actual bomb. The guar looked at Keiji in shock and the screamed at the top of his lungs as he saw Renji and Tenten there, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

When the plane got off Kiba thought he'd make some jokes about Hinata's eating habits, which was a mistake to mess with a girl when all the other girls were there including his own girlfriend, and also Hinata's husband, the new Hokage and the Kyuubi, was sitting right next to her. Kiba had no idea what he was getting himself into, but that will make his story in this story. (I have no idea if that sentence is grammatically correct, but my computer says it is so, screw it.) He leaned over the seat as he grinned like the Cheshire cat, and Neko could tell that he was walking into a landmine zone.

"Well I do hope that you don't have any strange cravings on the plane Hinata-san," laughed Kiba as he hung over her chair. Kiba loved getting under people's skine when he felt that he could get away with it, but someone should have told him, you can never get away from a pregnant woman. Then he did the dumbest shit he could have ever done. "Especially since all of the girls on this plane can't cook, even my Neko, what a shame."

"Well then Kiba," said Hinata as she cracked her knuckles, along with every other kunoichi on the plane, "I guess I have to get you to find me what I'm craving for then and I think I have a craving for something rare, like lo mein at Wong Chai, in the mist country."

"Please, how would I get there, ever think of that," asked Kiba as he sat back in his chair looking all smug.

"When did you get planes that doubled as deployment planes for troops," asked Kiba over the roar of the wind as the aircrafts deployment opening opened itself up in midair. The flight attendant just shrugged and pushed Kiba forward into the windy sky with his parachute.

So people asked for this after I ended the second story. I will be turning THeir Eyes into a series,w ith prequels as well dealing with KEiji and Anko's relationship and where it all started. Tell me what you thought of the first chapter.