A/N: Hi! My first drabble series…gosh. Well, my first story ever, actually. These will be completely random and unrelated to each other, I think…random pairings, too. This is Tyrion/Asha, because they're my two favorites. I have no idea how they would meet. Pretend I gave an awesome explanation. I don't own ASoIaF.
Tyrion never thought that a squid could be so…
Beautiful wasn't the word. She was very pretty, but the nose kept her from beautiful.
There was an air about her. Something in her step.
But she was a squid, and he was a lion.
Different species entirely.
She was amazing.
Shae, Tysha…neither of them had anything on Asha Greyjoy.
He watched her walk by him.
She would never notice him, ever.
And after all, a squid and a lion would never work.
After too long, the squid would strangle the lion, or the lion would shred the squid to bits.
A/N: Please review!