Aragorn Saves the Day!
Disclaimer: I do not in any way own Lord of The Rings. This oneshot is dedicated to my little brother who's birthday is today. Feel free to hate me he came up with the idea though
Legolas paced the stage floor anxiously. He was worried about what to say. After all, he was the organizer for the school talent show. Now he just had to explain to Principal Gandalf why they weren't going to be able to do it. The stars of the show that everyone wanted to see, were the brothers Boromir and Faramir. They were talented singers who could play guitar. Some how they had both gotten into accidents landing them in the hospital. He had a great suspicion that the slimy boy Gollum had something to do with it.
"Hey Lego boy!" A young teenage boy walked in. He had brown hair and was sporting a small brown goatee. "How's the decorating going?" He motioned towards the barren stage.
Legolas sighed. "Hello Gimli, it's going, but for whatever reason the decoration committee backed out last minute, and now without Boromir and Faramir I'm not sure if we'll even be able to get any people in here.
Gimli patted his friend on the back. "Well things have been worse, also won't the students parents be coming?"
"That's also one of the problems! No student's parent will want to come to a terrible talent show, it's not like their in preschool and wont want to hurt their child's feelings."
The two boys stood puzzling. "Iv'e got an idea." Stated Gimli. "You know of Eowyn, right."
"Yeah, I guess so." Replied the suspicious Legolas.
"Well she's got a boyfriend named Aragorn. He's very good at juggling and singing, I think he just might be able to replace our stars."
"But, if he's as good as you say why hasn't he come forward about entering."
Gimli grinned. "Well word on the block is, that he doesn't like doing these things. His girlfriend says hes a bit of a hermit."
"Then what makes you think he'll even participate!" Exclaimed the desperate blonde.
"Well I bet he'd do it for Eowyn. I think she just might be able to help us."
"Us."
"Yes us, after all, I am part of your planning committee now. I can get a few of my friends to help set up, and even call a band that I know to help support us and play for the talent show."
"What exactly is this band."
"That doesn't matter, what matters is that we need this Aragorn person to help us."
"Alright, I'll find Eowyn, while you talk to this BAND, you know."
"Come on Aragorn please," Pleaded the gorgeous black haired female. "they need you."
The tall brown haired youth stood glaring at the talent show poster held before him. "I said no. There is no way on earth I am ever going to participate in a talent show. I didn't as a child I'm not going to as a teenager."
"But your so good at juggling and singing, they really need your help. Won't you do it just this once, for me." Eowyn gave him a puppy dog look. She had tried and failed for years to get him to participate in a talent show. Now was her chance. "Fine, if you won't I will. I'm just going to have to sing the song you wrote me."
Aragorn panicked. Not only was his song embarrassing, but Eowyn was terrible at singing, and she knew it. "Fine I'll do it, but only because you want me to. Now what do you want me to sing." His girlfriend grinned in triumph.
That night was the most embarrassing moment Aragorn had ever had. He had to sing Hard to Handle by the Black Crows. And everyone in the school came to watch. He swore that he would never step on stage again in his entire life.
Authors note: Yeah it's short and weird and I probably ruined Lord of The Rings but whatever. Happy Thanksgiving! even though it's tomorrow!