Simple Musings

Rivalovery-

After having read the 6th Harry Potter book, and many DH slash—comical ones, of course—I inevitably decided to write one myself… I do hope I don't fail too miserably.

Now, because I am a writer who lacks the ability to think of what to write before writing, I have yet to come up with a plot.

So, because of the stupidity of this situation, I have decided to write a series of drabbles of my favorite HP slash… Said couplings mainly include Draco/Harry, Sirius/Remus, James/Sirius, James/Lucious… and I'll stick in a few, random, couple-less one-shots as well… if I feel like it. XD

"Do you remember that time I tried to kill you two weeks ago? At Knockturn Alley?"

"Vividly," James Potter replied with a grimace, "As well as all those other times you failed in your attempts of killing me. Albeit, I dare say, that last attack you performed nearly suffocated me. I never knew snogging was such a dangerous weapon…"

Lucious Malfoy frowned a bit at this. "We were not snogging… I merely fell on you—"

"And literally shoved your face in mine; I hope you didn't forget," James spoke nonchalantly, "It wasn't a very pleasant position to be in, I must say… considering your wand was shoved up my—"

"It was not—"

"Will you just let me finish?" The former Gryffindor rolled his eyes at his most unwanted company and added with a hint of suspicion in his voice, "Why are you so worked up over where your wand was anyways?"

Lucious glared and muttered heatedly, "I am not getting worked up!"

James rolled his eyes once more and spoke with noticeable sarcasm, "Right, right…"

Lucious looked around their location once more and made known of their unfortunate situation once again. "So… how are we going to get out of here?"

James gazed at his enemy warily. "Are you actually panicking?"

The Malfoy sighed, frustrated. "This is no time to be fighting! Look at where we are, Potter. We're trapped in a bloody cave. And I'm assuming you have failed to notice that we are without our wands. As well, please allow me"—he rolled his eyes at this—"to add into our dreadful situation, that with this charm all around us, we're not able to apparate. So have you successfully shoved these details through your untamed hair and thick, hollow skull—or not?"

"Well… after the many, many times you've explained our unpleasant situation…" he grinned cheerfully, "I'd say… not."

"Why must you be so difficult…?"

"Was that query an insult or a compliment?"

"Neither—it was a comment."

It was easy silence after that, until Lucious decided to break the stillness yet again, asking tediously, "Are we not supposed to be killing one another right now?"

James took it into brief consideration before he yawned and grinned with mirth in his eyes. "Depends. Does this killing include snogging?"

XD This pairing amuses me so… I guess the reason why I like the JL coupling, is because when they're together, they're always so clever… Well, actually, I think that's why I like mostly all of any rival-love pairings… Since I really don't see rivals getting mushy with each other, you know? (Although I've written quite a lot of Angst rival-love fanfictions back then… XD) I like to see them challenge and outwit each other, even when they love each other. Heh heh. :D

Oh, I'll be taking requests of drabbles and will be adding them into this collection in the future… But, you can only choose from the pairings below. The situation will be of your choosing, though…

Draco/Harry
Oliver/Harry
Bill/Charlie
Sirius/Remus
Sirius/James
James/Sirius
James/Remus
James/Lucious
Lucious/James

Mm… keep in mind that I am open-minded. So I won't mind if you put in a little back-up pairing… For example, if I wanted a pairing not listed here, but would still like to do a request, I would still pick a pairing listed here, but mention the actually wanted pairing. If I can tolerate the pairing you suggested, I'll consider writing it. :D And remember to include a situation! Writers tend to have Writer's Block; I have you all know… such a horrible disease it is…