The Devil Invented Karaoke Chapter 1: Ur So Gay, a naruto fanfic

The Devil Invented Karaoke

Blame Katy Perry; actually, praise and worship Katy Perry, she sings the three songs that have been going through my head soo incessantly since I first heard them. First song: Ur So Gay by Katy Perry. Second song: I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry. Third song: Hot and Cold by Katy Perry.

Multiple pairings, Yaoi, Yuri, Het, Language, controversial lyrics, and karaoke. Be afraid, be very afraid.

It was only by a combination of sheer luck, bribery, and blackmail that the girls had set up "Karaoke Night" and had gotten their usual gang to attend. Naruto seemed enthusiastic about it at least but Sakura was worried about if the boy could actually sing.

Those few that were interested and brave enough were perusing the song book. Tenten dragged her finger down the list, having commandeered the book for several minutes, trying to find a song that would express her true feelings. Her eyebrow raised as she read off the title of a song she'd only heard a few times but seemed to fit quite well. She signed up and borrowed Ino's iPod and got better acquainted with the song. It was the first time she was thankful that Ino was addicted to iTunes. She grinned, the song was perfect! As her turn came up she took to the stage and waited for the words to begin.

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You dont eat meat
And drive electrical cars
Youre so indie rock its almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

She stared dead at Neji as she spoke, watching him squirm under her gaze, watching him hate her for singling him out so blatantly. She smirked; if he thought he hated her now she couldn't wait to get to the refrain she took a deep breath and pointed at him as she sang the words with all her heart.

Tenten fought hard to not crack up on stage, but the incredulous look on Neji's face was priceless. Whatever happened to her because she sang this song she didn't care, that face had made everything worth it. Neji's face was of murder, he wanted to kill her wished he knew how to kill swiftly and efficiently with deadly accuracy. She thrived on it and sang louder, pouring herself into the song.

Youre so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
Youre so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly youre so amused
That nobody understands you
Im so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
Im so angry cause youd rather MySpace instead
I cant believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than

The truly sad part of this was that last verse was true, aside from Neji being too skinny, he wasn't, but he wasn't ripped either, Tenten was getting her revenge for how he'd brushed her off in the cafeteria in front of everyone. Rejected her feelings with not even so much as a proper rejection. His one note of gratitude was that the song wasn't actually calling him gay.

You walk around like youre oh so debonair
You pull em down and theres really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

Gaara raised a brow, "How would she know?" he asked, Neji grimaced, "She doesn't, it's the song Gaara." Gaara eyed him but watched Tenten as the song was thankfully coming to a close.

Youre so gay and you dont even like boys
No you dont even like
No you dont even like
No you dont even like boys
Youre so gay and you dont even like boys
No you dont even like
No you dont even like
Oh no no no no no no no
Youre so gay and you dont even like boys
No you dont even like
No you dont even like
No you dont even like boys
Youre so gay and you dont even like boys
No you dont even like
No you dont even like
No you dont even like
PENIS!

Sai smiled at a private joke and Naruto hit him in the shoulder. Gaara frowned at Neji, "What was that all about?" Neji sighed, "It's just a song. Tenten's just busting my chops."

"It better be, because from the way you give head I'd say you really like penis, and you're well endowed too." Gaara added, knowing that his Hyuuga was sensitive about these things.

"Not in public, love." Neji muttered. Gaara narrowed his eyes, "Don't call me love."

"Encore! Encore!" Kiba was shouting standing up and clapping hard, only to be caught by the back of his shirt and pulled back into his chair by Shino.

"Down boy." He said quietly, Kiba smirked, "Don't talk the talk if you don't want me to go at it here and now." Shino raised an eyebrow over his shades, despite the darkness of the room. "It's your penis they'll chop off if the girls catch you trying to do something like that."

Kiba sat back down again, hands in his lap, he liked his penis.

Sakura took a deep breath. She was next for the karaoke machine.

End Chapter 1

Three shot. That's it. Just fun. As crack-y as I'll go without my lil sis Mai-chan.

Next up is Sakura, and does she have a song to shake the ages!