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Chapter 1

Naruto Uzumaki was a pretty likable guy funny, kind, easy going and an all around good person but for some reason fate seem to hate him. Life had never been easy for him orphaned since birth, hated by a whole village and cursed to house the most powerful demon in existence Kyuubi no Kitsune but he turned that all around he made friends gained the respect of the Village and used used the demons power to save everyone he loved and made his dream of being Hokage a reality and after a few years of happiness died happy as a hero.

Unfortunately for him fate wasn't finished with him, instead of joining his fallen friends and family in eternal rest he was forced to take on the Kyuubi's position. Turns out that the Kyuubi was a rouge fire demon that had wanted to take over the mortal shinobi world so instead of getting separated from the Kyuubi and getting his reward while the Kyuubi got its punishment he got Kyuubi's powers and got shackled with Kyuubi's job while the Kyuubi was on permanent vacation.

The job itself wasn't so bad, (who would complain about getting to control fire) it was the other demons he had to deal with that made him want to curse fate every chance he got , they were either uptight and frigid with no sense of humor or totally out of control he had yet to meet a demon who was in between. some days he felt like burning everyone of them until they were nothing but ashes floating in the wind unfortunately he didn't think it was possible.

fortunately for him today wasn't one of those days , today was one of the rare good days, the days where not a single demon could be seen in his vicinity, the days where nothing went wrong while he was doing his job, and most importantly the days where he could sit down in his human form for a nice bowl of ramen which was what he was doing right now. nothing could ruin this day.

Unfortunately for him he couldn't be more wrong because as he lifted his chop stick to taste the deliciousness that was ramen a bright light surrounded him and he disappeared to an unknown destination

Deep in a forest stood several robed figures in a perfect circle. Drawn In the middle of the circle were many complicated runes. Among those figures a man with chalky white skin, red eyes and two slit like holes where his nose would be started to speak.

"Welcome my loyal servants, as you know I have discovered a way to get the perfect weapon that will ensure our victory in this war. In just minutes we shall have this weapon in the our possession."

At his announcement the other robed figures known as Death Eaters praised their master for his brilliant plan.

Their master known to the death eaters as the dark lord and known to others as you-know-who or voldemort raised one bony hand for silent and started to talk.

"let us begin"

At this the death eaters all pointed their wands to the middle of the circle and started chanting. Then as the chanting got louder the air got tenser and the runes started to glow and pretty soon the light coming off of the runes were so bright that many of the death eaters had to fight the instinct to close their eyes.

Soon the chanting stopped and Voldemort and his death eaters watched as the bright light faded to reveal a very pissed off blond haired and red eyed male.

Voldemort frown for the male looked nothing like the beast he was expecting instead the male looked like he was no more that 17.

"Who are you and where is the Kyuubi no kitsune?" hissed the dark lord

Naruto, who was very angry at his perfect day being ruined fought the urge to burn the snake like creature that was asking him questions. Naruto knew at the first glance of the hooded figures and the snake like man which he assumed was their leader that he had been summoned and by the looks of their wands he had probably been summoned by a group of wizards.

The last time he was summoned by wizards it was by a man named Grindwald and he had nearly killed the guy and as a result he had been suspended from his job which had left him in the demon realm and in the company of demons for a whole year. With that thought in mind Naruto took a deep breath and tried to stay calm. letting his eyes fade to blue he closed his eyes tried to decide on a plan. He could simply go back but they would probably just attempt to summon him again. he thought about scaring them but discarded that idea as well. He needed a plan that would ensure that they never tried to summon him again.

But before he could think of anything else the snake like creature interrupted his thoughts.

"I will ask you again who are you!"Voldemort hissed and pointed his wand at the boy, his death eaters were aslo doing the same thing.

At the sound of Voldermort's angry words and threatening gesture a plan stated to form in Naruto's mind. back when he was alive after he became Hogage no one would challenge him and those who did were overconfident idiots so to make his battles interesting he used to annoy the hell out of his opponents before he beat the crap out of them. All he had to do was annoy this guy to the point of no return.

Smiling pleasantly naruto answered the snake like creature.

"Hi, i'm Naruto Uzumaki the current Kyuubi no Kitsune."

Voldemort sneered in disgust and his death eaters stared at naruto in disbelief."You expect me to believe that a weakling like you is the great and powerful beast Kyuubi no Kitsune?"

Still smiling pleasantly Naruto released about half of his killing intent which sent all the creatures of the forest running and had the death eaters and even Voldemort freezing in fear.

Instead of showing his fear Voldemort smirked and looked naruto over taking in the black pants and orange shirt then taking in the youthful face and pleasant smile a plan started to form in his mind. "Your not exactly what I expected but if you can keep your current form I might still have some use for you."

Naruto felt his eye twitch but kept the pleasant smile on his face.'This guy is so gonna get it'

Holding out a bony hand to Naruto Voldemort gave the signal for his death eaters to activate their portkey.

Naruto took the bony hand and the portkey activated.