Disclaimer: Hi, my name isn't Lin-Manuel Miranda. I don't own Hamilton or any of its characters.
Author's Note: This is all going to be in dialogue and each chapter is a conversation, so expect them to be short. Also, yes, I will actually try and write seventy-six chapters. I don't know what I'm getting myself into.
"Mr. Jefferson. Alexander Hamilton."
"Hm."
"Ahem."
"Mmhm."
"I said, my name is Alexan-"
"I heard you the first time, Alexander Hamilton. No need to repeat yourself."
"Well, you could at least acknowledge that you heard me, Mr. Jefferson. If we're going to be working together, I need to at least establish asomewhat friendly acquaintance."
"Are you really the Secretary of the Treasury?"
"Yes. Why?"
"I'm just trying to calculate how many hours a week I'm going to have to tolerate your incessant attitude."
"Excuse me?"
"I said-"
"I heard you the first time!"
"Well then, the tables have turned, haven't they?"
"Are you always like this?"
"Like what?"
"Like you've got a baguette up your ass."
"Hamilton! Jefferson! The meeting is starting."
"Coming, Washington sir!"
"See you on the battlefield, Alexander Hamilton."
What do you mean, I have another fic to work on? Hahahahaaa I swear I'll try and update that soon. For now, please tell me what you think of this ridiculous attempt to write 76 fucking chapters. Au revoir!