Prank Gone Wrong, or How Everyone Heard About Morgans Secret.
"Okay Jess, you know what you have to do?" Morgan asked when he greeted his friend Jess down in the main hall.
"Yeah I do but, why exactly are we doing this again?" she asked and tried to pull the top of her short black dress up though she had put on this dress and the red high heels on purpose.
"Payback my dear, this is payback Morgan Style" he said grinning mischievously. "So I'll go back now, you follow in about ten minutes okay?" Morgan said and Jess nodded.
"Alright boss" she answered and saluted.
"Thanks Jess, I owe you." Morgan called over his shoulder and Jess rolled her eyes grinning.
"Yes you do."
"Hey you. "Alex said when she approached Reid in the kitchenette, he looked up and send her a small smile, before he turned his attention back on his mug.
"Hi Alex" he mumbled as he continued to put sugar into his mug before he would add the coffee.
"So are you going to fill this mug only with sugar? Or do you plan to add some coffee to it?" she asked amused while she took a spoon and put some of his sugar into her own coffee mug.
"Hey, that was mine"
"You asked me to help you getting your sugar problem under control." Alex replied and took a sip of her coffee.
"Yeah I know but-" Spencer started to protest, but Blake already turned around to leave.
"No ifs, ands, or buts Spence" she winked and before Reid could say anything else she was already halfway to her desk. Spencer couldn't stop the smile that laid on his lips, but he could also not help himself and put one more spoon full of sugar in his mug before he poured in the coffee. He took a sip and smiled.
"Perfect." with that he went back to his desk and resumed with his work. He didn't know that his world was about to be turned upside down.
"There you are!" called a female voice and Reid looked up to see a pretty blonde standing by the door in a tight, short black dress and red high heels. Also Alex and JJ, as well as pretty much everyone else, turned their head to look at the woman, who looked directly at non other than Spencer Reid. In the next moment she was walking towards him and everyone followed her with their eyes.
"It took me like forever to find you Spencer!" she said and Reid blinked confused, he was pretty sure he never met this woman...and he had an eidetic memory!
"Err d-do you mean me? I'm sorry but you must confuse me with somebody else" he said while he stood up.
"Oh I sure as hell didn't confuse you with somebody else Spence, I could never forget that face, or those hands" she said seductively and giggled.
"Sorry, W-what's your name?"
"It's me! Jess! Now I'm quite offended, really, our special night was only a week ago and you already forgot my name lover boy!" Jess said and let her hand stroke over his shoulder, but Reid already backed away and opened his mouth to say something when he was interrupted.
"What is going on here?" asked Hotch behind him stood Rossi and Morgan who had a hard time controlling himself so he wouldn't break down in laughter. Reid tried to answer when he was interrupted yet again.
"Yeah, Spencer what is going on here?" this time it was Alex who also stood, crossing her arms in front of her chest.
"I swear I can explain Alex, I-"
"Oh I can bet you do and I'd love to hear your explanation for this." she said and waved a hand at the woman.
"Who are you?" asked Jess and Alex raised one eyebrow at her.
"I'm the girlfriend of the man you try to hit on." she said deadly calm and now Jess looked truly surprised, but she wasn't alone, no also Morgans yaw dropped. Reid and Blake were a together?! He looked at Rossi and Hotch beside him, but neither looked fairly surprised and when they were then they were able to hide it damn well.
"Alex I promise-"
"You better don't promise anything you can't keep Spencer" Alex said and took a step back when Reid took one towards her, Spencer stopped in his tracks when he saw the hurt in her eyes.
"I love you, I would never, not in one million years cheat on you! I have never met this woman before, I have no clue what she is talking about! Don't you trust me?" Reid said and took her hand, Alex looked at in his eyes and knew that he would never do something like that to her, she unfolded her arms and intertwined their fingers together.
"I trust you..." Reid kissed her shortly and when he pulled back they both smiled a little. "The only question is," and Alex raised her voice a little so the others could hear her too "Why did you claim that you slept with Spencer?" she asked Jess, who seemed a little speechless right now.
"Oh, err well, it was all Derek's idea!" she said and now everybody turned towards Morgan.
"What the hell Morgan? Why?" Spencer asked his best friend a little pissed.
"Well you know I wanted to get a little revenge, for the time when you wrote 'That's no hairstyle I'm just getting old and bald' on the back of my head, with that special paint you mixed and I had to actually admit to you that I wear my hair like this because otherwise I'd be half bald, so you would remove it!" Morgan defended himself.
"Morgan! You dyed my and nearly Alex's hair purple as revenge for that!"
"But you went to a hairdresser before anyone could see it and I even came to work with that sentence on the back of my head! Listen I'm sorry, I didn't know about you guys." Morgan said.
"Are you serious?" asked Hotch.
"Yeah..."
"The few times we met outside of work, they always came together, they left together, they cuddled. You never once thought there was more between them?" his boss asked.
"Well I thought...I mean Garcia and I also cuddle and well, I thought maybe Spencer liked Blake...a lot."
"Wow, you are really denying the thought of Spencer having a girlfriend are you?" JJ asked a bit amused.
"No I'm not, I'm just..." everyone else gave him an 'are you serious look' and he sighed "Okay maybe I ignored the obvious signs a little."
"And how did he get you to do this for him?" asked JJ looking at Jess.
"I'm an actress and a good friend of Savannah. I'm sorry too by the way, if I had known that you had a girlfriend I wouldn't have agreed, Derek said he just wanted to embarrass you a bit." she said looking guilty.
"It's okay" Alex replied and then whispered something in Reid's ear who grinned.
"Well, we'll go take a break now." Spencer said, kissed Alex's cheek before the couple made their way out hand in hand, only to stop after a few feet.
"Oh and Morgan? You better watch your back" Alex said smiling innocently but with a dangerous gleam in her eyes, making Morgan swallow.
"I think its two against one now in this prank war..." with that Hotch went back inside his office, leaving Rossi and Morgan behind, while JJ turned back on her work giggling. Rossi then looked at his younger colleague with a curious glance.
"You're getting bald?"
Well I don't have an explanation for this, it just had to get out of my head. I'm sorry, I tried to make it funny and I hoped it worked :)
Before you asked why Morgan as Spencer's best friend didn't know about them, well while I think they are close they each have their own life and don't spent that much of their free time together. And I do think Morgan, as the big brother, would deny any romantic or sexual relationship of his 'little brother' as it is his little brother who likes comic books and thinks girls are stupid. Don't take it too seriously, though I have a good friend and her big brother still thinks she never had sex...she's married and six months pregnant. :)
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