This is a story I have been meaning to write for about 6 months. It is somewhat based on a MASH episode of the same name. I wanted to write this as an Emergency fanfic. Thanks to Soldier Heart for being my beta reader.

I do not own any character from Emergency and I do not own the episode of MASH this story was born from.

Please review and let me know if you like this story.

"That's it Chet! I've had it with you and you're stupid pranks!"

A dripping wet Karen Summers entered the day room of Station 51. She stalked over to where Chet Kelly was sitting on the couch. Her wet hair was getting in her face and water was pooling around her. She planted her hands on her hips, one hand holding a towel, looking very comical to the other 5 men who were sitting around the table enjoying their morning coffee and the paper, although no one dared to get in her way, not even Captain Stanley.

"What did I do? I didn't do anything. It looks like you took a shower in your uniform," Chet said, his voice and face reflecting that of innocence. His hand went to his chest in protest.

"You know what you did. You planted a huge water bomb in my locker. I had to wear this uniform to work because all the others are at the cleaners, thanks to the obvious joke war you have going on. Now I have to try to dry out the best that I can because this is my last uniform!" Karen began drying her hair and wringing out her clothes.

"Oh come on. I haven't got all of them dirty," Chet said, merriment dancing in his eyes.

"Oh yes you did. But what gets me is that your jokes aren't even original. You are loosing your touch, Chester B," Karen replied.

"You know, she's right Chet. Your pranks have been the ones you have used for years," Marco Lopez said.

"Gee thanks. Even my best friend thinks I'm loosing my touch," Chet said sarcastically.

"Well, it is true, mi amigo. The Phantom has not learned any new tricks in a while," Marco replied.

"Karen's have been better than yours. You'd better watch out, she may be planning something for this stunt," Mike Stoker said simply.

"Oh you think so huh. We'll see about that," Chet said as he stormed out of the day room.

"I think I'm in trouble. I'm not going to hear the end of this," Karen said, sitting at the table

"No, he's not going to let you forget it," Marco said.

"He may not, but I am going to have the last laugh. I think I'm going to have some fun at his expense," Karen said, a grin slowly spreading across her face.

"Is it sneaky?"

"Need some help?"

"Are we going to regret it?" This last question came from Cap.

"No, but I hope it teaches Chet a lesson," Karen said. "He'll learn not to mess with me. I'm a master prankster."

Karen looked around to make sure Chet wasn't around, then laid out her plan to the guys.