Disclaimer: I do not own any of the marvel or supernatural characters (obviously) though I wish I did because then Loki would still be alive and Endgame would have ended with Ant-Man climbing up Thanos's ass and expanding, killing him. This disclaimer goes for all the other chapters too.

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Chapter 1: Vampires

It was a long day for the brothers Sam and Dean Winchester, as they had just defeated a particularly resilience nest of vampires and, well, some really weird shit happened.

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FLASHBACK

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"Dean!"

"Yeah Sammy."

"Why are these vampires so strong." Sam asked Dean fighting a knife to the wall behind a particularly ugly vampire's neck and away from his own neck.

"How am I supposed to know, you're the one who likes research so much. Plus aren't there more pressing concerns, like, I don't know, killing these unusually strong vampires!" Dean added as an afterthought.

"Okay, first of all," said Sam mildly irritated "I don't like research, I just do it because you won't. Also... good point let's discuss the abnormal strength of these vampires later."

Five minutes later Sam and Dean we're losing, they had been disarmed and we're about to be bitten and turned when suddenly three strange men appeared out of nowhere driving their attention away from how strong the vampires were.

The first of the three had short brown hair, showing hints of gray on either side. His wardrobe consisted of a red cloak that seem to have a mind of its own, a simple blue tunic, and a necklace that looked like an eye.

The second had long, black, slicked back hair. His wardrobe consisted of a golden helmet with long curved horns resembling that of a goat, a blue leather shirt and pants, and a green cape. He also seemed to have an unlimited plethora of knives and daggers hidden somewhere.

The third man was the largest of the three. He was taller than Sam and was the most muscular man they had ever seen, it was as if his muscles had muscles. He also had the strangest outfit of the three, containing a red cape, a shirt with metal circles on it, and brown leather pants. The man's hair was long, blonde, and luscious, and he was the only one of the three with a beard.

The man with the knives quickly assessing the situation decapitated both vampires in what seemed like less than a second with master skill.

Not knowing what to say and in awe of the other man's skill with knives, he blurted out the one thing he could think of in that moment.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!"

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A/N: I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Constructive criticism is welcome, non-constructive criticism is not. I'd love to hear your feedback. And… that's all.

ONWARD!!!!!!!