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Sans fell over from the enormous wound and pain he felt. Blood splattered onto the gold tiles below him, while he was still trying to keep himself composed. He grasped his wound, trying to get the pain to stop, but to no avail.
"so… guess that's it, huh?" He managed to spit out to his killer. "just don't say I didn't warn you…" He managed to get up, blood still dripping down to his shorts, and onto the floor below.
"welp, i'm going to Grillby's." It's getting hard for him to even speak now, his body is now starting to drift away from his control, but he can't control himself as he starts walking.
"papyrus… do you want anything?" He reached his hand out, as he starts seeing a light. His hand is starting to fade away now, into tiny specs of dust. His closes his eyes, accepting that his unavoidable fate. 'why did i even try' is the last thing his mind processes before his gives in from all his resistance, into death, and pain.
Sans jolts up after awakening in a… classroom? Sans looks around the classroom noticing what appears to be multiple humans sitting, staring at the instructor. There's a green board behind the instructor with math work written on it with chalk. Sans is about to question why he's here, but then he's cut off when he sees his hands. He's a human.
Quickly, Sans raises his hand 'hopefully this works, it's been a long while since I used this to get out of work' he thinks to himself.
"Ah, so the new kids finally awake." The instructor states after seeing him. "We were going to have you introduce yourself, but we couldn't get you too wake up, guess you're a heavy sleeper. But since this is your first day, I'll let it slide. What do need?"
Sans puts his hand down "may I use the restroom, teach?" The class flinches at how deep his voice is, Sans takes notice of this.
"Already? You just woke up!" The teacher states with a bit of aggression, "Fine, but make it quick, you still need to introduce yourself!"
"thanks, teach." With that Sans excited the class, but soon after the bell rang. 'guess the teach has bad timing' Sans mutters to himself.
Humans started thundering out of the classes with their things, making their way out of the building. Sans grinned, as a student passed him, he planned to take a little shortcut up the hall… Nothing happened. Sans grin drooped a little bit, but raised again, as he started seeing some other kids going into different classrooms. 'less walking for me' he thought.
He soon realized he and someone else were the only one left in the hallway, Sans shrugs mentally, and turns around to see who else is with him. He takes note of a girl standing outside of a classroom staring at the door like she was waiting for someone, he approach her.
"sup?" Sans says abruptly, erasing the girl's train of thought, surprising her. Sans noticed the girl was wearing a bow on top of her hair, as well as an unbuttoned school uniform.
"GAH!" She hops back, "I'm so sorry! It won't happen again I swear, I was just waiting on-!" She stops, and see's the student standing before her.
Sans chuckles, as his grin shines a bit more. "chill, im not some random teach in halls, just wanted to ask why you're still out here"
The girl let's out a breath she didn't know she was holding, "Oh, sorry, you just sounded like a teacher." She says as smiles. "And to answer your question, I was just waiting for a friend." She stops as she inspect Sans, "Oh, are you new here!?"
"yep." Sans states flatly still grinning.
"Oh that's wonderful! Have you joined a club yet?" She starts jumping up and down a little, really excited with what she's hearing, even if it was a single word.
"a club? not that i know of." Sans thought to himself on what the subject of a club would even be, last time he even remembered being in a school was… a while ago.
The girls eyes lit up. "Oh my yes! Do want to join-" She's suddenly cut off by someone exiting the classroom.
"Sayori?" Sans turns and notices a boy walking out a classroom, not taking notice of Sans just yet. "What are you doing out here?" He stops as he notices the boy Sayori is talking too. "And who are you? Are you new here or something?"
"yeah, sayori here was just speaking to me about clubs." Sans can't help but feel a familiar feeling radiant from this boy, but ignores it anyway.
"Yeah, sounds like something Sayori would do." The boy states, with an expression that tells sans he's been through it before. It makes since to Sans, considering how amped up the girl got after the topic of clubs came up. "Also, Sayori, shouldn't you be in your own club? You know you're going to be late, right?"
Sayori starts to flail her arms around, almost like she's trying to explain the meaning of life with her hands and arms only. "Well, I was going to catch you coming out of the classroom, but then I saw you spacing out in the classroom, so I was going to come in. Until…" She pauses, then stares at Sans.
"sans" sans said flatly to inform Sayori of his name
"Until Sans here interrupted me." She stops waving her hands around.
"That only explains half of it Sayori. Why did you want to catch me anyways?" The boy says, he has a little hunch on what Sayori will say.
"Well, I thought you could use some encouragement, so I thought, you know. That you could join my club?" Sayori looks up at the boy, with a little bit of hope in her eyes.
"Yeah, I'm going to the anime club." The boy rejects her, mercilessly.
"C'mon Please!" The girl starts begging a bit.
"Why do you even care so much?"
"Well… I kind of told the club yesterday that I would bring in a new member." She then starts fidgeting with her hands, "And Natsuki made cupcakes and everything."
"you gotta go to the club now, kid. don't wanna disappoint right?" Sans pops back into the conversation.
"Right, what he said!" Sayori also agrees.
The boy's now cornered in a place where he can't reject. The boy finally sighs, "Fine… I'll stop by for a cupcake."
"Yay!" The girl jumps up and down. "Say, Sans, since your new here, would you like to join too, it would be a nice place to meet some new friends!"
Sans pretended to think about it for a moment, even though he already had his answer. "nah, too much work"
"WHAT!" The girl was shocked, before Sans started to chuckle.
"Just messin' with ya, ori, i'll join the club" Sans said as he gave a gentle wink. "how could i possibly turn down somethin' like that."
The dread on Sayori's face went extinct instantly. "Yayyy!" She gave a smile back to Sans and the boy.
"Well, today's the day I sell my soul for a cupcake." The boy says as they all take our leave.
'school's gotten real different last time I was in it.' Sans thinks to himself.
Sayori excitedly opens the door to the club room, bringing the attention to herself. "Everyone! The new members are here!"
Sans glances around the room, spotting 3 girls. One girl has… (You guys already know what they look like I won't waste your time)
Sans then see's the pink haired girl get a little flustered, but quickly hides it up with some fake anger.
"Seriously, you brought 2 boys here! Way to ruin the atmosphere!" She pauses, then looks at Sans. "What are you smiling about?"
Sans responses with only a shrug.
"Excuse my friend here, she's usually like that. Welcome to the Literature club. It's a pleasure to meet you guys." The purple haired girl finally speaks in a very calm and collected manner. She then looks at the boy next to Sans "Sayori always says nice things about you!"
Then the final girl finally decides to speak. "Ah, Jack! What a nice surprise, welcome to the club!"
'jack huh', didn't expect to find any simple names here' Sans noticed Jack was at a loss of words.
"What are you looking at? If you want to say something say it?" The pink haired girl lashes out at jack.
"S-Sorry…" Jack responses with, stuttering a little.
"Natsuki…" The purple haired girl speaks up, trying to calm her down. Natsuki then calms down with a little 'Hmph' after it. Sans remembers the name from one of Sayori's comments earlier, she was the one who made the cupcakes.
"You can just ignore her when she gets moody." She says it quietly to Sans and Jack, then turns to the other girls and points to Natsuki. "Anyway, this is Natsuki always full of energy!" She then points towards the purple haired girl, "And this is Yuri, the smartest in the club!"
"D-Don't say things like that…" Yuri suddenly turns her head away from embarrassment.
"Ah… Well it's nice to meet both of you." Jack suddenly speaks up, gaining of bit of his strength after witnessing the girls. Hormones, amiright?
"yeah, same." Sans finally speaks, catching both of girls off guard a bit, not expecting his voice to be so deep, it's almost like a teacher.
"It also sounds like you know already know Monika, is that right Jack?"
"That's right." Monika says as she makes her way into the conversation. "It's great to see you again, Jack." Monika then smiles innocently
"Y-You too Monika" The boy says, still a little nervous.
Sayori then points towards Sans, "And this is Sans, he's new to this school, so be nice Natsuki!"
Sans chuckles as he sticks his left hand out, he has a little theory he wants to test out. "pleasure to meet y'all." Natsuki refuses the hand shake by tilting her head to the side, however Yuri accepts the gesture.
"Nice to meet you too-" She's then cut off by a loud farting noise, making Sayori, Monika , Jack, and even Natsuki start laughing after a few seconds. Yuri stood there confused as to what just happened, then Sans pulled his hand back and reveled a woopee cushion hidden in his hand. Sans theory was correct. Even though he was in a new place, he still existed before he got here in a way, if he was still a Sans, he would have to do that trick, no matter the cost.
"heh, the old woopee cushion in the hand trick, it's always funny." Sans says as he winks at Yuri. Yuri blushes a little before giving a warm smile back and chuckling a bit from his little stunt.
Once the laughter died down, Sayori was the first too talk. "Come sit down guys, remember Natsuki made some cupcakes for us! We made room for you at the table Jack!" Sayori and Natsuki look at Sans. "Sorry Sans, I wasn't expecting a second person to join us, I was only planning on Jack, and-" She was suddenly cut off.
"it's fine ori, I could just always just pull up a chair." Sans retorted, still grinning.
"Right, I'll get the cupcakes!" Sayori was about to walk away until Natsuki started speaking.
"Hold on a sec, I only made 5 cupcakes! I only thought we were getting one new member, not two!" She informed everyone.
"go ahead and give jack the one." Sans said quickly, gaining everyone's attention. "i mean, he was supposed to be the new member coming here, not me."
Sayori thought for a moment. "Nonsense Sans! Any new member will be treated equally with a nicely make Natsuki-branded cupcake!"
"Natsuki isn't a brand, Sayori." Jack jumps in the conversation.
"It is now!" Sayori says, "Anyways, what I'm saying is you can have mine Sans." She says as she smiles.
"you ain't gotta do that now, ori."
Yuri starts to add in her 2 cents, "It's okay Sans… I insist, you can have mine, if you want." Know even Yuri was offering hers.
"no really it's okay-" Sans gets cut off.
"It's fine Sans, as president of this club, you can have mine." Monika offers hers, who's next Natsuki?
"You gotta choose now, you don't want to disappoint, right Sans?" Jack smirks as he referenced what Sans said to him a while ago.
Sans chuckles a little, remembering the reference. Sans turns to find Natsuki at this little cliché moment the club was having to see if she was going to offer her cupcake, but she was found getting something. The other club members notice that Sans is looking at something and turn towards the source, Natsuki.
Natsuki takes out the cupcakes, along with something else and places it on the table. Sans looks at the cupcakes, foil off the tray. There was a dozen little spots where cupcakes could've been placed, but only five of them were taken. The cupcakes were also decorated to look like cats, the whiskers were drawn with icing, and pieces of chocolate were used to make the ears. Sans then looks to right of the cupcakes to see three chocolate bars. Natsuki then looks at Sans, "Take your pick Sans."
Sans grins wider looks and up at Natsuki. "you ate seven of the cupcakes, didn't you?" Natsuki then blushes and retorts.
"NO! I said I only just made five!" She suddenly turns away.
"hmmm, ya' sure? I see some icing and crumbs in the spots where the missing cupcakes are." Sans grin turns into a little smug grin.
"FINE! I'll admit I ate some once I was done making them okay! I stopped when there was only five left. Are we done here now!?" Natsuki crosses her arms.
"tsk tsk, looks like we found our culprit. i think i know who's not gonna eat a cupcake in the next few minutes." Sans winks at Natsuki.
"Hmph" Is the only thing Natsuki can manage to retort back at Sans.
"'sides, im sure if you were able to eat seven of these, they must be 'purr'fect." Sans punned and the entire club looked at him.
It was silent for a moment before Sayori spoke up. "No cupcakes for you!" Sayori demanded in a cute way after he punned.
"aw come on ori, can i have a cupcake. pretty 'paws' with a cherry on top." Sans winked at that one. The entire club groaned at his cat joke.
"Well jokes aside, you two are a perfect addition to this club! Did you guys make your final decision if you guys want to join?" Monika says with a sweet smile.
Jack looks around thinking about it, a little bit of regret fills his. "Yeah, definitely." Jack agrees, leaving just Sans to make a decision.
Sans looks at each of the girls, they all have anticipation in their eyes. Sans lets out a sigh before agreeing too. "yeah, i'd love to join." One by one, the girl's eyes light up.
"Yesss! I'm so happyyy!" Sayori Cheers, as she hugs jack jumping up and down.
"H-hey!" Jack tries to get her off of him.
"Welcome to our club!" Yuri says, after she let out a breath she didn't know she was holding in.
"If you just joined the club for those cupcakes, I would be super pissed." Natsuki adds on to the cheering… in her own way.
"That makes it official everyone! Welcome to the Literature Club!" Monika congratulates Sans and Jack, after Sayori gets off Jack. "Okay everyone, let's enjoy these cupcakes!" Monika says as she pulls up a chair from one of the desk, and puts it at the little table they made with desk.
Everyone grabs a cupcake, except Natsuki who has the candy bars. They all ended on a happy day, and a good meeting. Except the meeting wasn't over yet.
When Sans finally found his house, he laid on his bed instantly falling asleep. It took him hours to find his house, trusting his gut with every step he took, hoping that the Sans that was here previously could lead him to his house in a way. It worked eventually, I guess. Though Sans is missing something, the club made a decision to bring a poem every day to help strengthen the clubs friendship or whatever. Sans didn't care, he walked the longest he's ever walked ever. Without his shortcuts, walking's a lot of work. Hopefully not doing that poem isn't his worst decision he's made so far.
First fanfiction ever, very proud, also not proud, I finished writing this when I had homework. Yay.