1This is written by candybaby1889..i do not own any of the harry potter characters

Okay this Is a bizzare story of unexpected love.

Hermione stood at the North Tower gazing out at the Lake. She heard footsteps coming up behind her and she quickly turned to face Draco Malfoy. Its him she thought excitedly! He listened to my letter! She had fallen in love with him when they were forced to do detention together. He came up to her and put his arms around her. "I love you" he told her. " I love you too" Hermione squeaked. They kissed and hugged. They stood there for a while, Hermione in his arms. "Hermione will you marry me" Draco asked her. "of course" she said dreamily thinking of a marriage between them. They were in their 7th year and they had purposely gotten detentions together so they could be with each other without Harry and Ron being jealous. They could skip their last year. "I have to go now Hermione and you should too before we get caught! I'll meet you in the library in 20 minutes" he said yawning. Grrrr who does this stupid author think she is? I don't want to marry that dirty mudblood! he thought.

Meanwhile Ginny had re-entered the chamber of secrets like she did every night to see her lover Voldemort in secret. She could never tell Harry. He still thought they were going out. I don't want to cheat on harry for that creep you-know-who! What kind of story is this! You sick twisted person I demand to see harry she thought. (well too bad! I'm the author and I get too make everything up! You can see harry when you break up with him mwahahaha) "hello darling" she said. "Hello Ginny darling" voldemort replied in an unusually sweet/nervous tone. "I missed you so much" she squeaked. "Ginny I want to ask you something very very important! Will you marry me" Voldemort asked leaping with joy. "Of course when" she said screeching happily. "How bout tomorrow" he asked. "Sure lets go visit my parents and tell them the good news" she replied.

Meanwhile Hermione and Draco had arrived at the Malfoys manor. "Ahhh Draco have you come with the mudblood to be tortured" Lucius asked sneering. "Why father of course not!We're getting married and I wanted to tell you and mum! By the way where is Mum" Draco said looking disapointed. Lucius walked into his room saying "NO NO NO! it cant be!NOOO". He fainted. "Wow he took that better than I thought" Draco replied dryly and walked into the dining hall.

"Mother! Me and Hermione are getting married in two days"
"What ? NO! you cant" she screeched sending a purple bolt at Hermione from the tip of her wand. She started whacking her head on the floor screaming NO!. "Erm, Hermione how bout we tell your folks now" Draco asked hopefully. "Oh them! They wont care! Its none of their bsiness! I don't communicate with them anymore because their filthy muggles" Hermione replied. I do to talk to my parents! I talk to them every day! Stupid author! she thought. (mwahaha shut up or I'll make you die in my story!)

Over at the burrow….shouts were heard all over the distance. Ginny had decided it would be safer for her to go alone. She quickly ran out of there thrusting a package of invitations into her Mothers hand. She apparated back to the chamber, big her good-byes and told him she would see him tomorrow.
Hermione And Ginny stood nervously infront of Harry,Ron,Fred and George.

YOUR MARRYING THAT CREEP DRACO HERMIONE? AND GINNY YOUR MARRYING VOLDEMORT? HE'LL KILL YOU WHEN HE GETS BORED OF YOU!NOT TO MENTION