This is a funny story about a Mary Sue.
I don't own Naruto.
Kanade Tachibana was a child prodigy. She also just happened to be the most beautiful child in the whole world. Her lips were naturally a pretty red and her soft, smooth waist-length hair was silver. Oh, and she had like cat ears and tail for no apparent reason. Her big, cute eyes were always moist, giving the purple irises a shiny gleam. Kanade fluffy-poops rainbow sparkles kitty-cat whatever her middle name was again Tachibana just somehow always had a pink blush on her cheeks (not like she was drunk or anything).
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When she was three years old, she unlocked the Rinnegan, Sharingan, Mangekyo Sharingan, and Byakugan. And she could summon her eyes at will, so she could always keep her beautiful purple eyes.
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When she was four years old, the Hokage met her for the first time and was so enthralled by the child, he adopted the poor, poor orphan into his nice and comfy rich mansion where she lived the rest of her days. And Kanade enrolled into the ninja academy.
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The teachers were so surprised by the genius, they decided to graduate her right away. She was adored and loved by all. Her sparkly pink headband tied around her waist, giving her purple qipao dress more shimmer.
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Kanade's teammates were Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki. She was such a helpful kunoichi, both fell in love at first sight, not at all weird because of their age differences, since Kanade was, after all, Kanade.
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She saved Sasuke from revenge by finding Itachi, weakening him, and letting her "Sasu-chan" kill him off. Of course, since they were both ninja, they weren't at all perturbed by his death.
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When she finally turned 16, she had her mini harem do all her work and pay for her everyday stuff. She was so innocent and didn't understand the meaning of love, so she finally chose to marry Sasuke, Itachi, Kakashi, and Neji all at once.
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And that is why Mary-Sues are so damn easy to make.