Xatu (F) Ok, uh… my name is Xatu. I am a Xatu, of course… Here are my children, the Natu twins.

Calista (F) Hi! I'm Calista. My brother here is Tiny.

Tiny (M) Look, if I wasn't one of the smallest pokemon ever, I would legally change my name.

Xatu And for those who don't know, my 'husband' is a Skarmory. I don't know how, but I somehow got pregnant shortly after the New Years party of 2006. The only thing I remember from that day was getting drunk.

Calista And we're now making a movie! Yay!

Tiny What we're doing is an intercourse.

Xatu Interview!

Tiny Sorry. Interview. It's an interview with the world's 2nd strongest pokemon trainer, Andrew. No one heard about him because they only care about the strongest, not the 2nd strongest. He's also our master.

Calista Our producer is Magneton, but he is a magnet and an electric pokemon, which means he can't touch the camera without it blowing up.

Magneton SUE ME!!

Xatu Ok, lets start the interviews. We'll introduce the main characters of this show and also some cameos by the other pokemon.

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Xatu This is the human pokemon master, Andrew.

Andrew (M) Easy ladies, I'm already married.

Xatu Haha, shut up.

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Xatu Here's Gardevoir.

Gardevoir Hello there, I'm glad to be on this show.

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Xatu Anakin the Pikachu.

Anakin Yes, I'm a badass jedi with a lightsaber. (laughs) I couldn't use Darth Vader as a name, too obvious.

Xatu We will also show other pokemon owned by Andrew, including Gengar, Magcargo, Alakazam and many more.

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Gengar (M) I know Andrew is married, but I don't think the marriage is real. You know when you go on those fanart websites like Deviantart, where those anime chicks have, like… giant boobies? That's what she's like.

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Gardevoir I don't brag about my body. You think I would (laughs).

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Andrew I know, a pokemon doesn't sound like the right wife for a human, but actually, it's been very successful. I wondered what my parents would think about me marrying a Gardevoir, but they were dead… so... I had the first human/pokemon wedding in the world… I think. Maybe someone from Asia tried to… Know what, I'll look it up later.

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Gengar Thank god she's not a Jynx. I hate fat, black women.

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Alakazam (F) Gengar is such an ass.

Gengar Shut up! Even evil, ghost pokemon have feelings too!

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Andrew Isn't marrying a sexy Gardevoir everyman's dream? Well… I'm living the dream. Jealous?