Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda, lets face it I'm not that creative, actually I probably am but I'm too lazy.

My only wish is to see all of you smiling.  Actually I don't really care if you like it but it would be nice if you did.  I will be referred to as Harry.

  Howdy there all you people who are bored enough to read this completely random and stupid fic, I am in your debt.  Chappy  numero uno of What the Zelda Characters Do When They are Bored, the title of this fic for all the stupid ones out there, entitled The  Mall.

Link: I'm bored.

Zelda: Me to.

Rauru: (with mouth full of potato chips) Mffffffff hfff hfff.

Harry: (appearing in a puff of green smoke)

Sari:  Wow green, my favorite of all colors since cheese!

Zelda: Saria cheese isn't a color.

Saria: So.

Harry: Anyway I've got an idea.

Darunia: Who in the name of pompoms are you mysterious person.

Harry: Well I sure ain't the Queen of the Umpa Lumpas

Ruto: Are you sure, well then he is obviously the paperclip's mascot.

Harry: Riiiiiiiight, well then for all of you who aren't out of there minds (looks around and sees Link dancing with a piece of cheese, Zelda writing LOSER on the sleeping Ganondorf 's forehead in pink nail polish, Darunia and Nabooru performing some kind of chant, and everyone else doing completely random things I won't mention) never mind, I am Harry the author of this fic.

Everyone:(in a very scared voice) OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Not another one.  

Harry: Anyway me has an idea, lets go to the mall.

Everyone: YYYAAAYYY!!!

Ruto: Wait, what's a mall.

Link: It's a thing that's going to eat you, MMWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Zelda: We could only wish for that.

Harry: Let's be on our way my little kumquats.

  And so they all made there way to the mall without incident, except for Ruto who was too busy watching Link she ran into a metal pole.

Ruto: OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW ooww ooww ow ooooooowwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiieee!

Everyone else: Shaddap Ruto!!!!!

Ruto: Nobody wwwuuuvvveeesss me.

Ganondorf: On second thaught-

Link: Wow two thoughts, that's a new record for you isn't it?

Ganondorf : Yes um er I meanj no but anyway I don't want to go.

Zelda: Then don't.

Harry: No, the whole world is going to be there.

Malon: How can they fit the world into a mall.

Zelda: You idiot, it's a figure of speech.

  Narrator Voice: At the mall.

Zelda: WOO HOO!!!!  (runs towards the clothes store)

Mido: What is it with girls and clothes?

Rauru: Oooooohh, clothes!

Skull Kid: OK THAT WAS DISTURBING!

Zelda/Ruto/Saria/Nabooru/Impa/Malon: Were bbbbaaaaaaacccccckkkkkk!

Link: Zelda, how did you get the money for that dress?

Zelda:(Quickly) Fromyourwalletbutthatsnotimpartant because WE NEED DONUTS!!!

Mido: Aaahhh!  Evil creatures(points to elevator)

Link: What are you talking about you little shrimp?

Mido: What are you talking about, can't you see that monster that is eating people?

Zelda: (disturbed voice)  Mido, that's an elevator.

Mido: It's still eating people.

Link: People use elevators by getting into the inside of them, press a button, and wait.

Mido: B-but-

Saria: Mido, just shut up please.

Harry: Well all we need now is a FRENCH HORN!

Darunia: Where the hell can we get a French Horn

Zelda: Why don't we try the Lode Frenche Horne shoppe?

Everyone: Good idea.

Harry: Then off we go.

Mido: But it's on the 7th floor, I'm not going in that elevator monster!

Everyone else: (Carrying Mido) Ooh yes you are.

Skull Kid: Haha, you shrimp.

Impa: Shaddap Skull Kid, you're the same age and size as he is.

Skull Kid: Ooh yeah.