There are many quirks about Yu-Gi-Oh! that I thought would be enjoyable to make fun of. And so, this collection of random, crazy poems was born!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! I only own my imagination, from which these crazy poems were born. Anyone who dares to sue me shall run into the Shadow Realm with the seat of their pants on fire.
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Seto Kaiba: The Trenchcoat (And the Damage It Caused)
It flows behind me, fluttering in the
invisible breeze,
like the wings of an overgrown swan…
SMACK! THWAP! CRASH!Whoops… I think I killed someone
And…
ah, damn, now there is blood on my precious swan.
Who did this? They shall pay!
I turn to face the culprit,
the one who shall pay for damage to my bird…
SWISH! THUMP! "AAAIIIEEEE!"Huh? Shit, there goes another one.
Ah well, no damage done.
I turn to continue on my way.
SMASH!"ONII-SAMA!!"
CRASH!
THUMP!I turn… "What the hell?"
"GODDAMN IT!! MOKUBA, NOOOO!!"
There he lies, against the brick wall,
slumped over like a rag doll.
What have I done?
I run over to him,
attempting to imitate little tin soldiers with no joints…
'cept without the arm thing.
Thank God, he's breathing…
My briefcase lies open beside him—
(Why do I make him carry that thing?)
To think, all this damage was done…
by my trenchcoat…
To anyone wondering about the "little tin soldiers," it's based off a scene in a much later episode, where you witness Seto running; and he looks like a tin soldier, "'cept without the arm thing." And I don't think I need to mention where the trenchcoat ordeal was inspired from; anyone who has seen Seto's Battle City outfit should know.
This won't be the only poem. I will post up more as the inspiration comes to me. So, this is truly an anthology.