The Ladies of the rings
Chapter 1- NO DRESSES! RIVENDELL! ELROND YOU ARE SO DEAD!
A/n: I was kinda bored, and had been reading the "Two fan girls get trapped in middle earth" stories too much. So I decide three would be funnier. Oh yeah, Kazuko is myself, and Lin & Rei are my friends, and we talk about lord the of rings a lot...
Lin looked at her watch, and then up at her friend Rei. "Where is Kazuko, She should have been here an hour ago!"
Rei stamped her foot, "This is Kazuko we are talking about, her Dad probably from something she had to do before she could come, or she got lost."
Lin sent a dirty look Rei's way. "Rei, who would make their child wait, when Lord of the rings are involved?"
Rei smirked, "Well some people hate Lord of the rings you know."
"Yeah, and that why there are the 'Funny farms,'" Lin said, doing the finger quotes.
Rei and Lin looked around for Kazuko again, the tall girl running up to them, her hair back in a ponytail. "Sorry 'bout that, Mom made me do the dishes." She said, feeling the back of her neck, then looking up with them with a smile. "You all ready?" She asked.
Rei, Lin, and Kazuko went down to the video store, backpacks in hand, along with money. The three girls walked in, it being almost empty, save the check out guy with really big nose hairs and pimples, lots of pimples. He smirked at the three and lead up at his post. He winked at them, and Kazuko growled. Lin and Rei had to drag her away from the video guy so they could get the movie they need so much, Lord of the rings, and seek back to Lin's house to watch it. There was one problem in their plan.
A big problem, there was something wrong with the video shelf, there was something really wrong with it. It was shaking like crazy, but Kazuko didn't notice as she reached for the video on the shelf, that read, 'Lord of the ring' A nice wind warped around her, and Rei and Lin grabbed a hold of their friend. The wind opened up a small portal, and they fell though it.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Frodo stood up as the Council began to disagree over the ring, and it's fate. Before a fight broke out, Frodo spoke, "I will take the ring, OOF!" Three girls, who had daze looks, about crushed him, falling from the sky.
The Three girls where on top of Frodo, and weren't as dressed as they were before. Kazuko, Lin, and Rei were missing some of their pants legs, Kazuko was missing most of her shirt, Lin was missing half of her back pack, and Rei was missing the back of her shirt. All of the council stared at the semi-dressed girls.
Kazuko was the first to speak, "Rei," Rei was the closest person to her, that she knew, any ways, "Is that your hand on my ass?" She asked, in a monotone voice.
Frodo managed to some of himself out of the group of girls to said, "Somebody, HELP!"
Elves lifted the girls off him, and dragged them into the other parts of the house of Elrond, to get new clothes. There where dress picked out for them, each one only different by color, but the girls threw out threats and fought hard not to wear them. After a threat was put on Elrond's life, the poor Elves when out in search of some pants and tunics for them.
After this was done, they met with Elrond in the great hall, along with the fellowship. "Now then, our new problem at hand," Elrond said as they entered the room. "Where, little girls, are you from?"
Kazuko, Rei, And Lin looked at each other, "We are from a land far from here, and," Lin started, "We wish nothing more, than to be apart of the fellowship, for it will probably lead though our lands."
"And if it did doesn't?" Elrond asked, not to sure on how to respect this group.
"Well," Kazuko said, "We will have to stick with them to the end."
"You have a problem with that?" Rei added.
"Well, Rei, if he did," Lin started, "I guess we wouldn't be going now would we?"
Rei and Kazuko started laughing at Lin, and poor Lin began to wonder about her friends' sane level. "What?"
Rei looked at Lin, then away from her, to Frodo, who was just standing a shy three feet away from her. They were the same height, and Lin had just noticed that she was his height. Never had anyone turned red as fasted as she did in Rivendell, ever.
" YOU!!!" She snapped at Rei and Kazuko, and looked for something to throw at them. She turned to Aragon, and asked from his sword. "May I see your sword? It would only be a monument." She said, an evil smile on her face. ((All Nny Fans think of his smile, you have hers!)) Kazuko and Rei busted out into more laugher, as Aragon looked confused.
"Gees, Lin, we all knew you were short, but never 'THAT' short!!" Kazuko said, though her laugher.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
It took ages for them to get away from Rivendell, it seemed to Gimli, after all, women had no reason, along with elves to go a on a quest like this, and the fact they had been let to go was to him, a disgrace. Gimli glared behind him, as Lin, Rei, and Kazuko were taking to each other. Kazuko lifted her head, her light brown locks shined in the wind, and she glared back at Gimli. Rei grab Kazuko's arm, "Kazuko, we need to think about what is going on, and what happens next."
Kazuko about laughed, "Rei, how many times have we read, and seen the lord of the rings?"
Lin sighed, "Kazuko, how many times have we not read about ourselves in it. Think about it. Us being here, it's a danger to ourselves, and them."
Rei nodded, "See, this is what we have to think about it. We can't help them in way, expect, maybe the battles."
Kazuko looked at her friends, "Well, I'm not sure." She thought for a 'Kazuko minute', which was more like an hour. "Maybe," She said, pulling her friends out of their deep thoughts. "We just make sure the story goes mostly to the storyline it had before."
The three girls nodded.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
The Fellowship had made it to Moria, and no slip-ups, well, not any very bad slip-ups had happen. The worst so far, was the fact Kazuko, Lin, and Frodo about fell off of the snow path. That was it. And that was all they hoped would go wrong.
Kazuko lend up on the wall next to Legolas, Rei sat down, looking out to the water, with the hobbits and Lin. Gandalf was trying to get the door opened. And he was faulting too. Kazuko looked in her backpack, for something to eat, and walked over to Lin and Rei. "What you see?" She asked, finding an apple in her pack of many things. She took a bit and looked around. "Quite. To quite." She added.
Lin just shrugged, "Look out, and tell me what you see. Water, that's right, and that's it."
Rei and Kazuko just shook their heads and the old door of Moria open with a creak sound. The three girls turned back, to the doorway, and entered.
The darkness was creep, and with Gimli going on about his kin. "It's quite..." Lin said, looking around. "Creep, no?"
"It's not a mine." Boromir said, "It's a tomb."
The whole company was shocked, as Gandalf's light shined over the bodies of the dwarf. Rei, Kazuko, and Lin, shook their heads, then realized they were standing on some dwarfs. "EEK!"
A/N: Stay tuned for Chapter 2 - Dead bodies? A heart of fire? Lothlorien! The Lady of the woods has a mood change?
This story has been brought to you, by fishy wings, sexy fishes, and Orcsy O's for what a morning with out Orcsy O's!
PLEASE REVEIW! I like reviews. Yes I do. And I have one question. Should I do like diary things at the end of the chapters for the girls, or any of the charters for that matter?
Chapter 1- NO DRESSES! RIVENDELL! ELROND YOU ARE SO DEAD!
A/n: I was kinda bored, and had been reading the "Two fan girls get trapped in middle earth" stories too much. So I decide three would be funnier. Oh yeah, Kazuko is myself, and Lin & Rei are my friends, and we talk about lord the of rings a lot...
Lin looked at her watch, and then up at her friend Rei. "Where is Kazuko, She should have been here an hour ago!"
Rei stamped her foot, "This is Kazuko we are talking about, her Dad probably from something she had to do before she could come, or she got lost."
Lin sent a dirty look Rei's way. "Rei, who would make their child wait, when Lord of the rings are involved?"
Rei smirked, "Well some people hate Lord of the rings you know."
"Yeah, and that why there are the 'Funny farms,'" Lin said, doing the finger quotes.
Rei and Lin looked around for Kazuko again, the tall girl running up to them, her hair back in a ponytail. "Sorry 'bout that, Mom made me do the dishes." She said, feeling the back of her neck, then looking up with them with a smile. "You all ready?" She asked.
Rei, Lin, and Kazuko went down to the video store, backpacks in hand, along with money. The three girls walked in, it being almost empty, save the check out guy with really big nose hairs and pimples, lots of pimples. He smirked at the three and lead up at his post. He winked at them, and Kazuko growled. Lin and Rei had to drag her away from the video guy so they could get the movie they need so much, Lord of the rings, and seek back to Lin's house to watch it. There was one problem in their plan.
A big problem, there was something wrong with the video shelf, there was something really wrong with it. It was shaking like crazy, but Kazuko didn't notice as she reached for the video on the shelf, that read, 'Lord of the ring' A nice wind warped around her, and Rei and Lin grabbed a hold of their friend. The wind opened up a small portal, and they fell though it.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Frodo stood up as the Council began to disagree over the ring, and it's fate. Before a fight broke out, Frodo spoke, "I will take the ring, OOF!" Three girls, who had daze looks, about crushed him, falling from the sky.
The Three girls where on top of Frodo, and weren't as dressed as they were before. Kazuko, Lin, and Rei were missing some of their pants legs, Kazuko was missing most of her shirt, Lin was missing half of her back pack, and Rei was missing the back of her shirt. All of the council stared at the semi-dressed girls.
Kazuko was the first to speak, "Rei," Rei was the closest person to her, that she knew, any ways, "Is that your hand on my ass?" She asked, in a monotone voice.
Frodo managed to some of himself out of the group of girls to said, "Somebody, HELP!"
Elves lifted the girls off him, and dragged them into the other parts of the house of Elrond, to get new clothes. There where dress picked out for them, each one only different by color, but the girls threw out threats and fought hard not to wear them. After a threat was put on Elrond's life, the poor Elves when out in search of some pants and tunics for them.
After this was done, they met with Elrond in the great hall, along with the fellowship. "Now then, our new problem at hand," Elrond said as they entered the room. "Where, little girls, are you from?"
Kazuko, Rei, And Lin looked at each other, "We are from a land far from here, and," Lin started, "We wish nothing more, than to be apart of the fellowship, for it will probably lead though our lands."
"And if it did doesn't?" Elrond asked, not to sure on how to respect this group.
"Well," Kazuko said, "We will have to stick with them to the end."
"You have a problem with that?" Rei added.
"Well, Rei, if he did," Lin started, "I guess we wouldn't be going now would we?"
Rei and Kazuko started laughing at Lin, and poor Lin began to wonder about her friends' sane level. "What?"
Rei looked at Lin, then away from her, to Frodo, who was just standing a shy three feet away from her. They were the same height, and Lin had just noticed that she was his height. Never had anyone turned red as fasted as she did in Rivendell, ever.
" YOU!!!" She snapped at Rei and Kazuko, and looked for something to throw at them. She turned to Aragon, and asked from his sword. "May I see your sword? It would only be a monument." She said, an evil smile on her face. ((All Nny Fans think of his smile, you have hers!)) Kazuko and Rei busted out into more laugher, as Aragon looked confused.
"Gees, Lin, we all knew you were short, but never 'THAT' short!!" Kazuko said, though her laugher.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
It took ages for them to get away from Rivendell, it seemed to Gimli, after all, women had no reason, along with elves to go a on a quest like this, and the fact they had been let to go was to him, a disgrace. Gimli glared behind him, as Lin, Rei, and Kazuko were taking to each other. Kazuko lifted her head, her light brown locks shined in the wind, and she glared back at Gimli. Rei grab Kazuko's arm, "Kazuko, we need to think about what is going on, and what happens next."
Kazuko about laughed, "Rei, how many times have we read, and seen the lord of the rings?"
Lin sighed, "Kazuko, how many times have we not read about ourselves in it. Think about it. Us being here, it's a danger to ourselves, and them."
Rei nodded, "See, this is what we have to think about it. We can't help them in way, expect, maybe the battles."
Kazuko looked at her friends, "Well, I'm not sure." She thought for a 'Kazuko minute', which was more like an hour. "Maybe," She said, pulling her friends out of their deep thoughts. "We just make sure the story goes mostly to the storyline it had before."
The three girls nodded.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
The Fellowship had made it to Moria, and no slip-ups, well, not any very bad slip-ups had happen. The worst so far, was the fact Kazuko, Lin, and Frodo about fell off of the snow path. That was it. And that was all they hoped would go wrong.
Kazuko lend up on the wall next to Legolas, Rei sat down, looking out to the water, with the hobbits and Lin. Gandalf was trying to get the door opened. And he was faulting too. Kazuko looked in her backpack, for something to eat, and walked over to Lin and Rei. "What you see?" She asked, finding an apple in her pack of many things. She took a bit and looked around. "Quite. To quite." She added.
Lin just shrugged, "Look out, and tell me what you see. Water, that's right, and that's it."
Rei and Kazuko just shook their heads and the old door of Moria open with a creak sound. The three girls turned back, to the doorway, and entered.
The darkness was creep, and with Gimli going on about his kin. "It's quite..." Lin said, looking around. "Creep, no?"
"It's not a mine." Boromir said, "It's a tomb."
The whole company was shocked, as Gandalf's light shined over the bodies of the dwarf. Rei, Kazuko, and Lin, shook their heads, then realized they were standing on some dwarfs. "EEK!"
A/N: Stay tuned for Chapter 2 - Dead bodies? A heart of fire? Lothlorien! The Lady of the woods has a mood change?
This story has been brought to you, by fishy wings, sexy fishes, and Orcsy O's for what a morning with out Orcsy O's!
PLEASE REVEIW! I like reviews. Yes I do. And I have one question. Should I do like diary things at the end of the chapters for the girls, or any of the charters for that matter?