Hey It's Sonata, and I am here with FireIce. Yeah. (Funny name, eh?) I,
Sonata will be S, FireIce will be F, Legolas will be L, Mr.Monkey will be
MM, and Marylou Bob will be MLB.
S: Well, FireIce, have you seen the singing monkey down on Fifth Avenue? F: Yeah it asked me out. S: What did you say? F: Duhhhhhhhhhh *fell asleep and drooled on the floor* S: You said Yes? Wow! Congratulations! Mrs. Monkey! F: Honk snort what did you say? S: Congratulations, Mrs. Monkey! I myself am.*drool* Mrs. Greenleaf! I am madly in love with Legolas! F: That fat ugly elf what the heck were you thinking? I mean he's creepy and Mr .Monkey said he's in league with flying squirrel monkeys. DUN DUN DUNNNN! S: No he's not! He is sexy! He's nice, and smart, and Hot, and quick, and Hot, and graceful, and HOT! Sheesh, what is Mr. Monkey smoking? He is not in league with flying squirrel monkeys. They don't even exist in Mirkwood! F: Well first of all you just described Legolas as a girl!!! I mean what kind of guy is graceful. And secondly Mr. Monkey is sexy! He is soooooooo ungroomed and sexy, Ho ho ho , and did I mention his little bed problem? He he he. S: Look, a bed-wetting monkey is nothing to be proud of. And an ELF is graceful! So back off! Dun dun dunnn! *crash, bang, boom, lightning, thunder, scarry music!* And an ungroomed monkey is not as sexy as a graceful, kind, WELL GROOMED elf. Ha. F: And once again, what kind of a man is graceful? And Mr. Monkey Is not a bed wetter he's a bed messser. Its fricken #2 not #1. And Legolas will be murdered tomorrow What do you say to that LOOOOSER!!!!!!!!!!!! S: HE IS NOT A MAN! HE'S AN ELF! HA! And that 'bed-messer' problem is worse than a bed wetter! And by whom will Legolas, my one true love, be murdered?? F: Man elf same thing exept their freaky-deaky ears.and by the way I'll murder him tomorrow at sun down.*evil laugh* S: Hey..you know what? Legolas has very good hearing and sight, and he is very accurate with his bow and arrow. So he'd kill you before you got to him! F: I'll tame a bazooka and blow his. MLB: *there is a knock at the door* S: What? Who's at the door? F: Maybe Mr. Monkey is killing Legolas!!! F,S :*FireIce and Sonata open door.* S: Hello? MLB: Hi my name is Mary Lou Bob. Did ya order a pizza? *Says in a hillbilly accent* F: WE didn't ordered any pizza MM: *Mr. Monkey appears * I did!!! S: Dear God! ITS UGLY! Oh.Mr. Monkey.its just you.and what kind of pizza is it? MM: Banana pizza!!! F: Hi darling!! MLB: Dearie me.. Look at the time... *walks In and closes door* Well Mr. Monkey I think I got your there order wrong...there is gold in them thar hills! *casually sticks up her nose* Did ya'll order a Pineapple, Banana and Anchovy pizza? S: Eww.that sounds sick..I'm gonna get out of here..excuse me Ugly..I mean.umm..Mr. Monkey. F: Why don't you go up in my bedroom it doesn't smell up there. S: Thanks. I think I will.*choke, cough, gag* *Sonata vanishes up stairs* F: So yeah, my friend just got a new bazoo. S: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! EW EW EW! Everybody: *run upstairs* F: Whats wrong loser? S: Your bed..it smells worse than downstairs.its covered in poop!!!!!!!!! MM: Oops sorry my fault. F: Why were you in my bed in the first place? MM: I was tired. F: Clean it , clean it , clean it. MLB: Ummmm.Im still here ya know and I want my money. MM: Fine*throws money at Marylou Bob and she disappears* F: Monkey Its over. L: Hello my love my one and only buttercup. S: Hi Legolas How are you? F: Ahhhhhhhhhh Legolas forget sunset now*takes out bazooka* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. L: Sorry 'bout your friend but she was really starting to bug me. S: That's ok I told her you were good with a bow and arrow but she didn't listen. Oh well.
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S: Well, FireIce, have you seen the singing monkey down on Fifth Avenue? F: Yeah it asked me out. S: What did you say? F: Duhhhhhhhhhh *fell asleep and drooled on the floor* S: You said Yes? Wow! Congratulations! Mrs. Monkey! F: Honk snort what did you say? S: Congratulations, Mrs. Monkey! I myself am.*drool* Mrs. Greenleaf! I am madly in love with Legolas! F: That fat ugly elf what the heck were you thinking? I mean he's creepy and Mr .Monkey said he's in league with flying squirrel monkeys. DUN DUN DUNNNN! S: No he's not! He is sexy! He's nice, and smart, and Hot, and quick, and Hot, and graceful, and HOT! Sheesh, what is Mr. Monkey smoking? He is not in league with flying squirrel monkeys. They don't even exist in Mirkwood! F: Well first of all you just described Legolas as a girl!!! I mean what kind of guy is graceful. And secondly Mr. Monkey is sexy! He is soooooooo ungroomed and sexy, Ho ho ho , and did I mention his little bed problem? He he he. S: Look, a bed-wetting monkey is nothing to be proud of. And an ELF is graceful! So back off! Dun dun dunnn! *crash, bang, boom, lightning, thunder, scarry music!* And an ungroomed monkey is not as sexy as a graceful, kind, WELL GROOMED elf. Ha. F: And once again, what kind of a man is graceful? And Mr. Monkey Is not a bed wetter he's a bed messser. Its fricken #2 not #1. And Legolas will be murdered tomorrow What do you say to that LOOOOSER!!!!!!!!!!!! S: HE IS NOT A MAN! HE'S AN ELF! HA! And that 'bed-messer' problem is worse than a bed wetter! And by whom will Legolas, my one true love, be murdered?? F: Man elf same thing exept their freaky-deaky ears.and by the way I'll murder him tomorrow at sun down.*evil laugh* S: Hey..you know what? Legolas has very good hearing and sight, and he is very accurate with his bow and arrow. So he'd kill you before you got to him! F: I'll tame a bazooka and blow his. MLB: *there is a knock at the door* S: What? Who's at the door? F: Maybe Mr. Monkey is killing Legolas!!! F,S :*FireIce and Sonata open door.* S: Hello? MLB: Hi my name is Mary Lou Bob. Did ya order a pizza? *Says in a hillbilly accent* F: WE didn't ordered any pizza MM: *Mr. Monkey appears * I did!!! S: Dear God! ITS UGLY! Oh.Mr. Monkey.its just you.and what kind of pizza is it? MM: Banana pizza!!! F: Hi darling!! MLB: Dearie me.. Look at the time... *walks In and closes door* Well Mr. Monkey I think I got your there order wrong...there is gold in them thar hills! *casually sticks up her nose* Did ya'll order a Pineapple, Banana and Anchovy pizza? S: Eww.that sounds sick..I'm gonna get out of here..excuse me Ugly..I mean.umm..Mr. Monkey. F: Why don't you go up in my bedroom it doesn't smell up there. S: Thanks. I think I will.*choke, cough, gag* *Sonata vanishes up stairs* F: So yeah, my friend just got a new bazoo. S: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! EW EW EW! Everybody: *run upstairs* F: Whats wrong loser? S: Your bed..it smells worse than downstairs.its covered in poop!!!!!!!!! MM: Oops sorry my fault. F: Why were you in my bed in the first place? MM: I was tired. F: Clean it , clean it , clean it. MLB: Ummmm.Im still here ya know and I want my money. MM: Fine*throws money at Marylou Bob and she disappears* F: Monkey Its over. L: Hello my love my one and only buttercup. S: Hi Legolas How are you? F: Ahhhhhhhhhh Legolas forget sunset now*takes out bazooka* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. L: Sorry 'bout your friend but she was really starting to bug me. S: That's ok I told her you were good with a bow and arrow but she didn't listen. Oh well.
THE END