Author's Note: Okay, so decided to make this the first chapter. The next chapter has all the blah, blah, blah of the real Author's Note. Just enjoy all the mayhem to come! =3
Introduction
Nixx, Kotone, and Yusuke
Theme 01: Introduction
"I don't really understand what you're asking of me." Kotone glared at the blonde intruder of Genkai's temple, scowling to herself with her arms crossed. "This is ridiculous."
"As I've told you already," the blonde grumbled, tugging at her lopsided ponytail and haphazard clothing, "I need you to introduce this one-shot challenge for Fanfiction. What is so damn hard to understand?"
"I've got that you're the one who wrote the story with my team and I being in the TouMa, so be happy I haven't killed you yet for invading our privacy." The wind demoness felt her fingers twitch, wanting desperately to snatch up the author by her throat. "I mean, what would happen if I killed you?"
"I'm the one who made you who you are. If I died, so would you. Get it? Plus, with the children in your future I'm sure you want to live."
Horror marred Kotone's face and she recoiled across the living room of the temple, clinging to the wall. "Offspring?! Why the hell would I want offspring?! Are you out of your damn mind! Just think of how horrible mine and Hiei's brats would be!"
The blonde waved her hand and sipped on her coffee absentmindedly. "Actually, they're rather wonderful. Avaron is the best, in my opinion."
"I do like that name…" Still, Kotone could not fathom the thought of little, monstrous offspring running around Mukuro's fortress in Makai. "No! And besides, how would I die if you did?"
"Well, not just you, you know. So would Daiki, Hajime, any future of your children and all the Yu Yu gangs, Mizue-"
"Alright! I get it! Gah!" Kotone proceeded to slink away from the way and eye the human carefully. "What do you need me to do then, oh great witch?"
The newcomer grinned evilly and gestured grandly with her hands. "I want you to go and get Yusuke. He'd be the best one to use in this situation. Hurry up now! We need to get this show on the road!"
Kotone, angrily cursing the platinum-haired loony, scurried from the room to do the biding of one that could literally write her out of existence.
::{ Introduction }::
An hour later, the redheaded wind demon found herself dragging Yusuke into Genkai's temple by his ear. Keiko had not even asked as to why her husband and mate was being taken hostage, so used to the strange circumstances by now. Instead, she had not even fought the matter and simply sipped her tea while her male counterpart cussed his way out of the door.
The blonde was still lounging on the furniture as if she had been here a million times. From what Kotone gathered, she had in the world of writing, but regardless she looked far too comfortable on the ugly sofa.
"Just who the hell is this?!" Yusuke pointed at the human in python cowboy boots and tiny shorts. "You a thug? Wait, you're American! What the hell?!"
"This is Nixx, as I've been told to call her," Kotone introduced irritably as this 'Nixx' stood from her seat and grinned again. Oh how the redhead hated that all-knowing look. "She's the one who apparently threw me into existence and now has demanded our help."
"This doesn't make sense," Yusuke huffed and crossed his arms. "Who the hell are you, lady?"
"The one who wrote Shoichi and Izume, along with Kotone and her team, into existence, like my favorite creation mentioned." With this said, 'Nixx' shoved her thumb towards Kotone.
"I'm going to kill you! How do you know of my kids?!"
When Yusuke made a move to do just that, Kotone snatched him up and kept him from the blonde that was just taller than the redhead. "Yusuke, I think she's serious! She's talking about our kids like she knows them!"
"Eh?" Yusuke eyed the intruder a little more carefully. "I don't even believe this, dumbass. Why should we?"
"Oh, because in a few years I'll be putting all of you into an earth-shaking War of the Three Worlds and if you want your kids to live, you'll listen." Nixx examined her nails and ignored the brash swears of the Mazoku. "Now, if you'll kindly just get this over with, we can be done and I can disappear again. It'll be like I never even showed up!"
"Just do what she says." Kotone, though not one for taking orders, did not trust this human, but she had to believe her in some aspects. The very detailed account she had given the wind demoness on her entire life was frightening. No human could live as long as a demon and for the blonde to know so much, she had to be omnipotent in some way. "We'll cooperate."
"Great!" Nixx bounced over to the duo and produced a scrap of paper from her pocket. "Read what's on this, please. After that, I'll be gone for good!"
Hoping that the magical witch slash writer would take mercy on her- and not write about Kotone and Hiei having offspring- the wind demon complied. "NixxH would like everyone to know that she does not own Yu Yu Hakusho. That right belongs solely to Yoshihiro Togashi, but she is in the process of betting all her rights away at various casinos so she can amass a fortune to buy it off him."
"Yusuke." Nixx turned to him then.
"Ugh, this is so stupid! You probably don't even have any money to gamble away! Wait, you gamble?" A stupid grin grew on his face. "Let's play a game of blackjack. If I win, you make Kotone wear a frilly dress and dance through all of the temple with these powers you seem to posses. If you win, you can write up something that has me admitting Kuwabara is the best asshole in the world."
"I like this idea." The blonde rubbed her chin carefully. "Read your script first and then sure."
"I don't like this! How am I part of this bet!" Kotone, once again, had to restrain herself from strangling the human. Instead, she punched Yusuke in the face. "Read your damn lines so she can leave!"
"Ouch! Bitch!" Yusuke, about to start a fight, received a plain look from the blonde and gulped. She meant business. "Fine, dick. Some of these one-shots might be rated M for Mature, if only because of language and possibly sad shit."
"You aren't reading your lines right," Nixx murmured, but did not stop him.
"Shove it!" Yusuke glowered, but glanced back at the paper. "Oh, but she does own Kotone and all her original characters and blah, blah, blah. How about that blackjack?"
"Let's play!" Nixx clapped her hands and sat on the ground at the coffee table. In the mean time, Yusuke pulled a deck of cards from his pocket while Kotone shouted her protests in the background.
With a flick of her wrist across a miniature laptop Nixx carried, the blonde made Kotone shut her mouth and stay completely still while she gambled away with Yusuke.
::{ Introduction }::
Yusuke was on the ground laughing, helping to support his new ally- Nixx, obviously- as they watched the ridiculous scene unfold. He had won the bet, but both were way to happy with the outcome for Nixx to brood about it.
Kotone, dressed in the frilliest, brightest pink dress Nixx could possibly imagine, skipped across the temple grounds with a garland of daisies in her hair. She threw more flowers from a basket in her claws, scowling as she was forced to sing some horrible Disney song that made her stomach twist and churn angrily.
"This… is… AWESOME!"
The moment lasted only as long as Kotone was forced to this torture. As soon as the writing on the laptop wore off, she angrily tried to apprehend the two idiots and give them 'what-for'.
Needless to say, Nixx never returned to Genkai's temple…
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