Kitty Ears "Trouble Already"
I-chan: One, I don't own YYH and its characters belong to Yoshihiro Togashi, Shueisha, Studio Pierrot, Fuji TV and Jump Comics or any other random anime characters I throw in here. I'm just taking them for a stroll around the block.
Two, I got this wierd idea from episode 3 of "FLCL," or short for "Fooly Cooly," on Cartoon Network AdultSwim. I find it quite funny. ^^;
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"..."
Hiei looked disgusted at the black beanie he "bought," from a nearby store and solemly slid it over his spiked black hair hiding two black small, soft, furry, cute, cuddly pointy triangles on the top of his head.
*I'm gonna kill that kit, it's all her fault since she's the one that DID this...* The Fire-Demon growled, adjusting the beanie to make it comfortable. He slid on his cloak over his tanktop and threw on his white scarf for the final touch.
"Don't you get hot of wearing that thing 24 hours?"
Hiei snapped his head and glared at Kurama's cousin: The Nine Tail kit, Lii.
"What do you want?" He turned his back to her and put on his sheath. Lii pouted and slid into the window of the apartment she rented for the Fire-Demon since he was going to be in Ningenkai for sometime.
"I was just in the nieghborhood and wanted to check on you." She was at his side in a flash.
Hiei glared at her from the corner of his eyes, but continued to do whatever he was doing. Lii slowly reached out for his beanie and seeing that Hiei hadn't notice what she was about to do, the black beanie was quickly yanked off.
"What the f-!? Ha..." Hiei struggled to get away from the kit soft hands as they began caress two soft furry kitten ears that were on top of his head. His body went a little limp as he pressed his back to her almost flat chest and began to purr as Lii continued to caress his ears.
Lii blinked at the Fire-Demon and grinned, quickening her pace. Hiei pressed himself closer then suddenly snapped his crimson eyes open.
"HEY!?!" He flatten his ears and pulled away from the kit and glared at her as he stuck the beanie back on and tuck it behind his real ears. Lii just blinked her huge blue eyes and grinned sheepishly.
"I just wanted to see if they were soft just as real kitty ears." Hiei glared at her half heartly then he wanted too, but after a massage like that, it was kind of hard to be mad.
"What do you want?" He repeated his question from earlier. Lii just sat on the couch looking as if she did something wrong and was being scolded. "I just wanted to see how you were doing."
"Well, as you can see, I'm fine and doing okay for a demon that sprouted cat ears after getting hit by a guitar by a baka whelp." Lii lowered her head as she always did when she was in trouble.
"I said I was sorry. How was I suppose to know Hataku's guitar wasn't ordinary and you just happen to be by when I tossed it. I didn't mean for you to sprout kitty ears, really!" Hiei glared and waved a hand as if dismissing something.
"I have to get going. I have some errands to run." He looked at Lii. She was too busy playing with the candy in the candy dish. He rolled his eyes and yanked one of her forelong bangs.
"Itai!"
"Stop sulking, I'm not half pissed off when they first appeared."
"But your still mad."
Hiei smirked. "Maybe." He jumped out the window. Lii blinked after him and rolled her eyes.
"What? He can't use a door like a simple demon would do??" She looked around and looked at the clock and cursed. "I almost forgot about Shinta. He's probably driving Genkai up the wall."
Lii ran towards the window and dove out.
~+~
"Uh-huh... yeah... No, no I'm listening. No really, go on.." Kurama sat there listening to Maya as she talked about what had happen the other day. He sat there sipping his drink, wondering what Hiei was doing right about know.
"Shuuichi? Are you still listening?"
"Uh... Yeah! Of course! Heheh..." Kurama guilty rubbed the back of his head. Maya stared at her date, and sighed.
"If you have something else to do, then lets just call off our date." She sort of snapped at him.
"No, no... that isn't really necessary.. I... I was just wondering how my mother was doing."
"Oh, is she sick again?" She asked, looking sort of sorry for snapping at him earlier. Kurama nodded.
"Just a little, but my uhm... adopted sister is taking care of her though." No matter what, it felt weird for Kurama to be calling his cousin a sister.
Maya raised a eyebrow as she took a sip from her drink.
"Now, she's the one with the long blue-black hair that almost reaches the ground and the dark blue eyes? And dresses like a boy?" Kurama nodded, smiling a little.
"But she is a good girl at heart..."
Maya snorted. "Whatever you say, Shuuichi.." She stood up, Kurama looked at her, confused.
"Where are you going?"
"I remeber I have some errands to run for my dad." She turned to the redhead and smiled. "You should head home and take care of your mother before Koji does something stupid and make her condition worse."
Kurama watched her walk off and shook his head, standing up himself and leaving the tip for the waiter. *I don't know why she has a grudge against Lii.* He shook his head in amusement and left.
~+~
"Well, I'm just glad you behaved for Genkai. I don't think she could have taken a very hyper chibi kit." Lii looked down at a kid the same height of Genkai with red-brownish hair tied up in a small pony-tail on the top of his head. His eyes huge and violet as he wore a yellow long shirt with a red vest over it and black pants with sneakers.
The youngest Nine Tail kit, Shinta use both his hand and grabbed his aunt's arm and began to swing back and forth. Lii rolled her eyes at her only surviving nephew being a pest.
"I always behave for Obaa-san!" He smiled. "Because she had to deal with dorky Uncle Yusuke."
A sweatdrop form behind Lii's head. "Uh~ What have I told you about calling Uncle Yusuke a dork?"
"Uhm..." Shinta continued to swing back and forth on her arm, which was starting to hurt... alot. "Many, many times..." The older Nine Tail kit grimaced as Shinta went from swinging to hugging her arm, and now all she felt was nothing but numbness.
"Auntie Lii?"
"Hm?"
"When is cousin Kurama and Uncle Hiei going to get back together again?" Lii looked down at the curious violet eyes and sighed shaking her head in the process.
"I have no idea Shinta." She used of what little strenght was in her right arm and pulled the other kit up and let him climb onto her head. "Why do you want to know?"
The auburn hair kit shrugged. "Because, I just think that cousin Kurama or Uncle Hiei miss each other. You know, they do look like they seemed to really miss each other alot."
"Ah, well I really don't know why they split up in the first place, but I think you have a point there Shinta." Shinta smiled. "But don't worry so much about it. I'm sure they'll get back together soon."
Shinta sighed and buried his small face into the soft thick mane of hair. "I hope so," he murmured.
Lii walked on in silence through the crowded streets of Tokyo. Shinta lifted his head. "Have you heard from cousin Raenef?"
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The ningen-youkai didn't say anything, but kept on walking. The chibi kit felt a shiver go down his spine, wondering why the atmosphere around his aunt suddenly gotten cold. "You have.. haven't you?"
"He's got a lot of nerve of not coming to visit me the past couple of weeks! You think he'll at least call... AT LEAST!! But noooo, he doesn't even do that! And I keep telling Eclipse to remind him to at least call if he doesn't visit me! I think Raenef is beginning to rub off on him..."
Shinta squeaked and warped the black-blue hair around him, attempting to hide from Lii's anger. *Good going Shinta, now she's probably going to be in a crappy mood all day...*
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Kurama shut the door to his apartment with one foot and set the groceries on the counter, not bothering to put them away. He plopped on the couch and fell onto his side and laid there. He then reached out and grabbed a nearby pillow and buried his face in it.
It's only been at least 3 months since him and Hiei broke up and he couldn't remmeber why they had broken up, all he knew is that he missed the Fire-Demon. The redhead started wonder when he started thinking Hiei was his Fire-Demon.
Kurama sighed and moved onto his back, staring up at the cieling. He wonder if Hiei missed him as much as he misses him. The sound of the front door opening caught his attention, Kurama didn't bother looking to see who it was. By the scent that filled his nose, it was his roomates.
Four Super Models.
"Oi, how long have you been here Shuuichi?" Another redhead looked over the couch, only her hair reached to her chin and she had blue eyes, wearing black short dress.
"Not long. I just got home not too long ago." He looked up at Milla. "How was you day?"
"Ugh, sucks like a piece of shit." Her voice thick with a Russian accent. She moved away from the couch as Kurama sat up.
"Why?"
"Because the team had to go up to Atlanta in Georgia," A blonde spoke up. She sat on the kitchen chair taking off her pink high heels. "So we got stuck with some man that didn't have a single clue of what to do." A brunette wearing a sundress almost tripped over Candi's pink high heels.
"Oops, sorry." She apologised as Lena glared at her.
Still glaring at Candi, Lena continued the story, "And not only that, the girl that took our order at that one fast food place off Shinzbo street, got it all wrong."
"Yeah," A girl with sea green hair popped open a coke bottle. "And to top it all off, we had to sit in traffic in this heat!"
Kurama smiled amusemently, shaking his head. What heat? it wasn't even ninety degrees out there. Milla plopped next to him with a spoon and a tub of cottage cheese. "So, I guess your date didn't go well with whats her name?"
"Maya, Milla." He sighed. "And it did go well, but I just kept zoning out on her when I didn't mean too."
Lena plopped next to him on his left. "That's telling you that she really not your type to keep your attention." She reached over with her spoon and took some of the cottage cheese.
Candi plopped next to Lena. "Not like how that one cutie did, what's his name again? Hiei?" Kurama nodded, and began to blush a little. He hated it when his roommates began to talk about Hiei.
Like how cute he is, or how short he is then him, and how much hair gel he use to keep his hair spiked up the way he has it, and so on and so on.
Sen was the last to join in. She sat next to Milla with her own tub of cottage cheese with pineapple in it. "How come you two even broke up to begin with? Me and the girls didn't find it wrong or digusting to find out your gay."
"Yeah," the other three girls turned to look at him. "Why did you two break up."
*Oh Inari...* Kurama sunk into his seat and grabbed a nearby pillow and covered his face as it began to turn red.
"Oh, he's shy about it." Candi teased. She tried to pry the pillow from the kitsune's face but with no avail.
"Come on Shuuichi, tell us." Lena leaned over, helping the blonde out. Kurama shook his head.
Suddenly he put the pillow down and stood up, rubbing his cheeks and moved towards the kitchen. "Do any of you know if my sister called?" He asked, turning towards the four women.
"Come on Kurama!" Sen whined, using his real name. "Don't change the topic." She began to give her puppy face look. Soon all the other girls joined in.
Kurama groan and turned away, but a little to late. "Aw, come on you guuu~~uuuys!!" He peeked to see they were still going at it. He sighed in defeat.
"Oh right... OH RIGHT!! Stop looking at me like that!" The four girls smiled at each other and looked at him. The kitsune sighed.
"I-I... I was doing a errand with a friend. As we were doing our last errand, a guy bumped into her and she collided into me, causing me to fall backwards with her ontop of me. I had raised my head to see if she was okay, and she just happen to turn her head at that exact moment and then... we... kissed... accidentally."
"Was it Maya?" Sen asked. Kurama shook his head.
"It was the one with the blue hair, Botan." He said, remmebering how Botan quickly pulled away from him, but Hiei had shown up had saw the whole thing and took it all wrong. Botan tried to explain, but Hiei left without hearing their explanation.
"Oh you poor thing." Milla spoke up. "It's no wonder you two broke up." Kurama looked at her, wondering what that suppose to mean.
Sen rolled her green eyes. "No, it's more like you poor thing, it's no wonder you're such a mess. You miss him a lot." Candi nodded.
"I do not! I don't miss him... much..." Kurama quickly added. Lena stood up and walked towards him, putting a arm around his shoulders.
"Don't worry Shuuichi," Lena said, switching back to his other name. "We are going to help you get him back!"
"NANI!?" He pulled away from Lena. "I don't miss him. What part of that don't you four understand? I'm over him, done, nada, no more."
All four girls smiled at one another. "That's not what a little black blue birdie told us." Lena smiled. Kurama raised a eyebrow.
Candi looked a little lost. "What black blue birdie? I don't remember any black blue birdie telling us anything?!" Sen, Milla and Lena rolled thier eyes.
Kurama green eyes widen. "Did Koji tell you that I miss him?" He demanded. All four girls just began to walk away, he followed after them. "Hel-lo?? Did she? DID SHE!???"
The four just smiled and headed for the closet to get change, with Kurama still trying to get an answer from them.
I-chan: One, I don't own YYH and its characters belong to Yoshihiro Togashi, Shueisha, Studio Pierrot, Fuji TV and Jump Comics or any other random anime characters I throw in here. I'm just taking them for a stroll around the block.
Two, I got this wierd idea from episode 3 of "FLCL," or short for "Fooly Cooly," on Cartoon Network AdultSwim. I find it quite funny. ^^;
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"..."
Hiei looked disgusted at the black beanie he "bought," from a nearby store and solemly slid it over his spiked black hair hiding two black small, soft, furry, cute, cuddly pointy triangles on the top of his head.
*I'm gonna kill that kit, it's all her fault since she's the one that DID this...* The Fire-Demon growled, adjusting the beanie to make it comfortable. He slid on his cloak over his tanktop and threw on his white scarf for the final touch.
"Don't you get hot of wearing that thing 24 hours?"
Hiei snapped his head and glared at Kurama's cousin: The Nine Tail kit, Lii.
"What do you want?" He turned his back to her and put on his sheath. Lii pouted and slid into the window of the apartment she rented for the Fire-Demon since he was going to be in Ningenkai for sometime.
"I was just in the nieghborhood and wanted to check on you." She was at his side in a flash.
Hiei glared at her from the corner of his eyes, but continued to do whatever he was doing. Lii slowly reached out for his beanie and seeing that Hiei hadn't notice what she was about to do, the black beanie was quickly yanked off.
"What the f-!? Ha..." Hiei struggled to get away from the kit soft hands as they began caress two soft furry kitten ears that were on top of his head. His body went a little limp as he pressed his back to her almost flat chest and began to purr as Lii continued to caress his ears.
Lii blinked at the Fire-Demon and grinned, quickening her pace. Hiei pressed himself closer then suddenly snapped his crimson eyes open.
"HEY!?!" He flatten his ears and pulled away from the kit and glared at her as he stuck the beanie back on and tuck it behind his real ears. Lii just blinked her huge blue eyes and grinned sheepishly.
"I just wanted to see if they were soft just as real kitty ears." Hiei glared at her half heartly then he wanted too, but after a massage like that, it was kind of hard to be mad.
"What do you want?" He repeated his question from earlier. Lii just sat on the couch looking as if she did something wrong and was being scolded. "I just wanted to see how you were doing."
"Well, as you can see, I'm fine and doing okay for a demon that sprouted cat ears after getting hit by a guitar by a baka whelp." Lii lowered her head as she always did when she was in trouble.
"I said I was sorry. How was I suppose to know Hataku's guitar wasn't ordinary and you just happen to be by when I tossed it. I didn't mean for you to sprout kitty ears, really!" Hiei glared and waved a hand as if dismissing something.
"I have to get going. I have some errands to run." He looked at Lii. She was too busy playing with the candy in the candy dish. He rolled his eyes and yanked one of her forelong bangs.
"Itai!"
"Stop sulking, I'm not half pissed off when they first appeared."
"But your still mad."
Hiei smirked. "Maybe." He jumped out the window. Lii blinked after him and rolled her eyes.
"What? He can't use a door like a simple demon would do??" She looked around and looked at the clock and cursed. "I almost forgot about Shinta. He's probably driving Genkai up the wall."
Lii ran towards the window and dove out.
~+~
"Uh-huh... yeah... No, no I'm listening. No really, go on.." Kurama sat there listening to Maya as she talked about what had happen the other day. He sat there sipping his drink, wondering what Hiei was doing right about know.
"Shuuichi? Are you still listening?"
"Uh... Yeah! Of course! Heheh..." Kurama guilty rubbed the back of his head. Maya stared at her date, and sighed.
"If you have something else to do, then lets just call off our date." She sort of snapped at him.
"No, no... that isn't really necessary.. I... I was just wondering how my mother was doing."
"Oh, is she sick again?" She asked, looking sort of sorry for snapping at him earlier. Kurama nodded.
"Just a little, but my uhm... adopted sister is taking care of her though." No matter what, it felt weird for Kurama to be calling his cousin a sister.
Maya raised a eyebrow as she took a sip from her drink.
"Now, she's the one with the long blue-black hair that almost reaches the ground and the dark blue eyes? And dresses like a boy?" Kurama nodded, smiling a little.
"But she is a good girl at heart..."
Maya snorted. "Whatever you say, Shuuichi.." She stood up, Kurama looked at her, confused.
"Where are you going?"
"I remeber I have some errands to run for my dad." She turned to the redhead and smiled. "You should head home and take care of your mother before Koji does something stupid and make her condition worse."
Kurama watched her walk off and shook his head, standing up himself and leaving the tip for the waiter. *I don't know why she has a grudge against Lii.* He shook his head in amusement and left.
~+~
"Well, I'm just glad you behaved for Genkai. I don't think she could have taken a very hyper chibi kit." Lii looked down at a kid the same height of Genkai with red-brownish hair tied up in a small pony-tail on the top of his head. His eyes huge and violet as he wore a yellow long shirt with a red vest over it and black pants with sneakers.
The youngest Nine Tail kit, Shinta use both his hand and grabbed his aunt's arm and began to swing back and forth. Lii rolled her eyes at her only surviving nephew being a pest.
"I always behave for Obaa-san!" He smiled. "Because she had to deal with dorky Uncle Yusuke."
A sweatdrop form behind Lii's head. "Uh~ What have I told you about calling Uncle Yusuke a dork?"
"Uhm..." Shinta continued to swing back and forth on her arm, which was starting to hurt... alot. "Many, many times..." The older Nine Tail kit grimaced as Shinta went from swinging to hugging her arm, and now all she felt was nothing but numbness.
"Auntie Lii?"
"Hm?"
"When is cousin Kurama and Uncle Hiei going to get back together again?" Lii looked down at the curious violet eyes and sighed shaking her head in the process.
"I have no idea Shinta." She used of what little strenght was in her right arm and pulled the other kit up and let him climb onto her head. "Why do you want to know?"
The auburn hair kit shrugged. "Because, I just think that cousin Kurama or Uncle Hiei miss each other. You know, they do look like they seemed to really miss each other alot."
"Ah, well I really don't know why they split up in the first place, but I think you have a point there Shinta." Shinta smiled. "But don't worry so much about it. I'm sure they'll get back together soon."
Shinta sighed and buried his small face into the soft thick mane of hair. "I hope so," he murmured.
Lii walked on in silence through the crowded streets of Tokyo. Shinta lifted his head. "Have you heard from cousin Raenef?"
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The ningen-youkai didn't say anything, but kept on walking. The chibi kit felt a shiver go down his spine, wondering why the atmosphere around his aunt suddenly gotten cold. "You have.. haven't you?"
"He's got a lot of nerve of not coming to visit me the past couple of weeks! You think he'll at least call... AT LEAST!! But noooo, he doesn't even do that! And I keep telling Eclipse to remind him to at least call if he doesn't visit me! I think Raenef is beginning to rub off on him..."
Shinta squeaked and warped the black-blue hair around him, attempting to hide from Lii's anger. *Good going Shinta, now she's probably going to be in a crappy mood all day...*
~+~
Kurama shut the door to his apartment with one foot and set the groceries on the counter, not bothering to put them away. He plopped on the couch and fell onto his side and laid there. He then reached out and grabbed a nearby pillow and buried his face in it.
It's only been at least 3 months since him and Hiei broke up and he couldn't remmeber why they had broken up, all he knew is that he missed the Fire-Demon. The redhead started wonder when he started thinking Hiei was his Fire-Demon.
Kurama sighed and moved onto his back, staring up at the cieling. He wonder if Hiei missed him as much as he misses him. The sound of the front door opening caught his attention, Kurama didn't bother looking to see who it was. By the scent that filled his nose, it was his roomates.
Four Super Models.
"Oi, how long have you been here Shuuichi?" Another redhead looked over the couch, only her hair reached to her chin and she had blue eyes, wearing black short dress.
"Not long. I just got home not too long ago." He looked up at Milla. "How was you day?"
"Ugh, sucks like a piece of shit." Her voice thick with a Russian accent. She moved away from the couch as Kurama sat up.
"Why?"
"Because the team had to go up to Atlanta in Georgia," A blonde spoke up. She sat on the kitchen chair taking off her pink high heels. "So we got stuck with some man that didn't have a single clue of what to do." A brunette wearing a sundress almost tripped over Candi's pink high heels.
"Oops, sorry." She apologised as Lena glared at her.
Still glaring at Candi, Lena continued the story, "And not only that, the girl that took our order at that one fast food place off Shinzbo street, got it all wrong."
"Yeah," A girl with sea green hair popped open a coke bottle. "And to top it all off, we had to sit in traffic in this heat!"
Kurama smiled amusemently, shaking his head. What heat? it wasn't even ninety degrees out there. Milla plopped next to him with a spoon and a tub of cottage cheese. "So, I guess your date didn't go well with whats her name?"
"Maya, Milla." He sighed. "And it did go well, but I just kept zoning out on her when I didn't mean too."
Lena plopped next to him on his left. "That's telling you that she really not your type to keep your attention." She reached over with her spoon and took some of the cottage cheese.
Candi plopped next to Lena. "Not like how that one cutie did, what's his name again? Hiei?" Kurama nodded, and began to blush a little. He hated it when his roommates began to talk about Hiei.
Like how cute he is, or how short he is then him, and how much hair gel he use to keep his hair spiked up the way he has it, and so on and so on.
Sen was the last to join in. She sat next to Milla with her own tub of cottage cheese with pineapple in it. "How come you two even broke up to begin with? Me and the girls didn't find it wrong or digusting to find out your gay."
"Yeah," the other three girls turned to look at him. "Why did you two break up."
*Oh Inari...* Kurama sunk into his seat and grabbed a nearby pillow and covered his face as it began to turn red.
"Oh, he's shy about it." Candi teased. She tried to pry the pillow from the kitsune's face but with no avail.
"Come on Shuuichi, tell us." Lena leaned over, helping the blonde out. Kurama shook his head.
Suddenly he put the pillow down and stood up, rubbing his cheeks and moved towards the kitchen. "Do any of you know if my sister called?" He asked, turning towards the four women.
"Come on Kurama!" Sen whined, using his real name. "Don't change the topic." She began to give her puppy face look. Soon all the other girls joined in.
Kurama groan and turned away, but a little to late. "Aw, come on you guuu~~uuuys!!" He peeked to see they were still going at it. He sighed in defeat.
"Oh right... OH RIGHT!! Stop looking at me like that!" The four girls smiled at each other and looked at him. The kitsune sighed.
"I-I... I was doing a errand with a friend. As we were doing our last errand, a guy bumped into her and she collided into me, causing me to fall backwards with her ontop of me. I had raised my head to see if she was okay, and she just happen to turn her head at that exact moment and then... we... kissed... accidentally."
"Was it Maya?" Sen asked. Kurama shook his head.
"It was the one with the blue hair, Botan." He said, remmebering how Botan quickly pulled away from him, but Hiei had shown up had saw the whole thing and took it all wrong. Botan tried to explain, but Hiei left without hearing their explanation.
"Oh you poor thing." Milla spoke up. "It's no wonder you two broke up." Kurama looked at her, wondering what that suppose to mean.
Sen rolled her green eyes. "No, it's more like you poor thing, it's no wonder you're such a mess. You miss him a lot." Candi nodded.
"I do not! I don't miss him... much..." Kurama quickly added. Lena stood up and walked towards him, putting a arm around his shoulders.
"Don't worry Shuuichi," Lena said, switching back to his other name. "We are going to help you get him back!"
"NANI!?" He pulled away from Lena. "I don't miss him. What part of that don't you four understand? I'm over him, done, nada, no more."
All four girls smiled at one another. "That's not what a little black blue birdie told us." Lena smiled. Kurama raised a eyebrow.
Candi looked a little lost. "What black blue birdie? I don't remember any black blue birdie telling us anything?!" Sen, Milla and Lena rolled thier eyes.
Kurama green eyes widen. "Did Koji tell you that I miss him?" He demanded. All four girls just began to walk away, he followed after them. "Hel-lo?? Did she? DID SHE!???"
The four just smiled and headed for the closet to get change, with Kurama still trying to get an answer from them.