Bring it on! A Super smash sandbox fan fiction by Bodem.
Chapter 1. To have loved…
In the land of Ordon, Link and Midna were, well, see for yourself.
Midna: OH! Take me now link!
Link: throws Midna onto the ground okay!
(Censored bit I don't write erotica.)
Link: zzz snoring noise.
Midna: LAWL!
Link: suddenly awakens. Okay I'm back and awake now. By the way you were perfect, twilight queen.
Midna: why thanks, the uh… thing with the tongue is my signature.
Midna: well, Link, I don't think I want this moment ever to end. snuggles up to Link
Link: Neither d-
All of a sudden, everything went all dark. Link turned himself into a wolf. (Muscle memory, you know)
Midna: I have trained you well.
Link: Friendly bark.
Midna: hmm.
Sheik appears out of nowhere.
Link quickly hides behind a carriage to change out of being a wolf, and quickly get into mystic armour.
Link: Draws his sword I know you from somewhere.
Sheik: I feel the same way.
Sheik: stores hand-needles Get ready.
Link: Bring brandishes sword It gets in running stance ON! lunges at sheik
Sheik: fires needles
Link (being weighted down by his armour) Barely evades the needles, as one of them dings off of his shoulder, instantly choking its momentum. Link dropped to the ground, and stood back up. Grabbing a bomb out from his back, and hurling it at sheik.
Sheik: gets his shield up just before the bomb hit him. And when bomb went boom, the shield broke. Dazed and confused, sheik stood there, woozy.
Sheik: you- you fight well, b-but only with a b-bomb, you… could beat m-m-m-m-me
Link: Bows to His opponent, and sheathes his sword, leaving an open hand to his down opponent
End chp.1