"I am never ever going to prank China again." Three Asians thought. Japan, Hong Kong and South Korea were only having a little fun. But China doesn't have a good sense of humor OR a way to control his temper.

Flashback

"Aiyaa, I wish I could go back to the old days again, aru." China said sighing. "Westerners are such a pain, aru. At least it's a nice day aru. It's so calming, so gentle, and there is a nice burning smell, aru. Wait, burning?"

KABOOM! China was smoking, literally.

"Nice going Hong Kong da-ze!" Korea said.

"Hey, I think we should go now. China has a very bad reaction to these pranks." Japan said worringly.

"Don't, like, worry about it, I guess. I've dealt with like a million tortures from China before." Hong Kong said in his monotonous voice.

"I think we should still go. If China finds out that I've recorded it on the camera, he'll beat us to death with his wok." Japan said.

"Who says you're going anywhere, aru."

All three froze and slowly turned around to see a pissed China with his wok and ladle. "I warned you not to ever do a prank like that on me, aru. So for punishment for all three of you, I will personally deal with you with my wok, kung fu skills and much more aru." China hissed.

Hong Kong, Japan and South Korea sweated themselves wet when they saw an extremely dark aura around China, who apparently is hissing like a snake and his eyes were glinting.

"P-p-please wait, Ch-Ch-China-san, it was all South Korea's idea, he wanted to see you shirtless and convinced me and Hong Kong to help him." Japan stuttered.

"No fair, Japan, da-ze! You also wanted to get a picture of Aniki shirtless with your camera and then sell it to Russia da-ze!" South Korea yelled.

"I, like, just got dragged in because the only way to like, get your shirt off is to burn it off with a firework, I guess." Hong Kong replied nonchalantly.

"I don't care what your excuses are aru! Face Your Punishment aru!"

"We're sorry(da-ze)!"

BAM! China had wacked them all in the head with his wok then in the face, then the chest and finally their sensitive spot. All three of them let out a wail of pain and passed out from the pain. China did numerous things that are so terribly painful and hideous that I can't explain it. After the punishment, Japan, Hong Kong, and South Korea, finally wake up and find themselves tied to a flag pole with nothing but their underwear on. "What the hell(da-ze)!"

"How's the view up their aru?" the three look down to see China. "If you don't hurry aru, Hungary, and Taiwan are gonna be here with their cameras aru."

"Ehhhhhh! Let us down (da-ze)!"

"Nope aru. Have fun aru. Hey, Meimei, Hungary, they're right over here aru."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (da-ze)!"

End of flashback

So this is why you should never ever prank China. His punishments are worse than Russia's.

This is my first chapter. Please tell me if it is good or bad. But no Flames please.

Thank You!