Naruto mix with Suite Life
"Peeping Toms"
Jiraiya: All right, guys, in order to properly re-plaster this wall, ironically, we must first make this hole slightly bigger.
Naruto: All right! (Hits the wall with hammer)
Jiraiya: Not that big! We're going to need more plaster. Luckily, Mother got me some for Christmas.
Rock Lee: What'd she get you for your birthday, grout? (Laughs)
Jiraiya: No. spackle.
Naruto: (looking through the hole in the wall) Oh, my gosh! I broke through to the next room! There's a girls' from our teams in there!
Rock Lee: Maybe we should go next door and say hello!
Naruto: (mockingly) maybe we should go next door and say hello!
(Naruto continues looking through the hole)
Rock Lee: Naruto, you can't spy on them! It's wrong.
Naruto: Haven't you always wanted to know what a girl really thinks, what they really want, what they really talk about?
Rock Lee: So, you don't care about what they look like?
Naruto: Only in the interest of science.
Rock Lee: Well, I do love science. (Looks through the hole in the wall)
Jiraiya: All right, let's dig in!
Rock Lee: Well, you don't have to eat with us, Jiraiya. Its bad enough you have to spend all day with us.
Jiraiya: That's all right. I love spending time with my crew.
Naruto: I just feel bad for my mom, all by herself in a big empty suite, having to eat all alone.
Jiraiya: See ya, crew. (Leaves)
Naruto: I like the girl with the dark blue hair.
Hinata blushes and gets excited
Rock Lee: You can keep her; I want the girl with the pink hair who's reading. (In a girl voice) Would you read Rocky Leey a bedtime story? (In a deep voice) I knew she would!
Sakura gasps and steam comes out
Gaara: Hey guys! Kankuro and I broke the ice cream truck and there is ice cream everywhere!
Naruto: Hey Gaara, I hit the wall and there winning girls in there.
Gaara: So you are peeping. May I take a look?
Naruto: Sorry this hole is open for me and my brother only.
Gaara: I've got 10 bucks.
Naruto: Hello brother Gaara!
Gaara: Oh that's the waste of 10 bucks! There just sitting there reading and…..no….wait….. wait ….PILLOWFIGHT!!
Naruto and Rock Lee: OHHH LET ME SEE!!
Gaara: wait Gaara has a science project to do and DIBS ON THE GIRL WITH THE BLACK HAIR AND CHEETAH MARKS!!
Zora stops playing and starts blushing
Naruto: Times up Gaara please come again!
Gaara: Darn! Well at least I know that the girl likes boys who are honest! I still liked that girl with the cheetah marks.
Zora continues to blush
Naruto: If you ever date her, make sure you tell her that you first spotted her through a hole in the wall!
Gaara: Maybe I'll leave that out!
Neji: Hey, guys where you have been? I have much time on the ice cream truck and I can't get stupid song out of my head. (Starts to singing Pop Goes the Weasel) Tirititi...
Naruto: Neji, We know the song.
Rock Lee: TARARARARA!
Naruto: (in a soft voice) Dude, keep it down; we're listening to hot girls at the other side of the room.
Neji: And do you think that I've been standing in that ice cream for to long?
Naruto moves out of the way
Neji: (looks through the hole) Oh, this is a lot better than ice cream! Tenten is cute in her PJs.
TenTen blushed
Shikamaru walks past the hallway and walks back
Shikamaru: Hey what y'all guys doing?
Naruto: Hey Shikamaru! I hit a wall and we are listening girls at the other side of the room.
Shikamaru: So yur all spying right?
Evryone: Yeah!
Rock Lee: We are uncovering the mysteries of women!
Shikamaru: May I take a look?
Gaara: No way! This peekin' thru a hole is between me, Kankuro, Naruto and Rock Lee.
Shikamaru: I've got 30 bucks!
Gaara: Welcome to the group!
Shikamaru peeks thru the hole
Shikamaru: Hey that girl with the four pig tails is cute.
Temari started sweating
Shikamaru: Yeah.
(At the other side of the room)
Sakura: Is it me or somebody is talking at the other side of the room?
Tenten: Yeah I think I'm hearing guys!
Hinata (talking in a soft voice and pushing her fingers together): Yeah I heard Naruto saying that he likes me (then faints)
Sakura: I heard Rock Lee saying that he loves me! OHH I'M GONNA-
TenTen: Hey clam down Sakura! We don't want to disturb the other guests here in the hotel.
Ino: Yeah you don't want to get kicked out, huh bill-board head?
Sakura: WHA I OTTA-
Hinata: Why is there a hole in wall?
Temari: I don't know, but I think that's where we hear them and plus they were spying on us!
(Zora peeks thru the hole)
(The boys are not peeking for now)
Zora: Uh, Temari I think your brothers are at the other side of the room and I heard Gaara saying "Dibs on the girl with the black hair with Cheetah Marks!" What's that mean?
Temari: What he means is that he likes you.
Zora: Really?
Temari: Yeah
(Back to the boys)
Rock Lee: Hey Naruto, Can you drill 4 more holes?
Naruto: Sure then maybe we can't fight over one hole to look at the girls.
Naruto drilling four more holes
TenTen: Hey what's that?
Sakura: What's wha- hey!!
Temari: I see what they are doing! They are trying need to spy on us!
Ino: Hinata, Wake up!
Hinata: Huh wha?
Zora: Hinata, the boys are spying on us!
Hinata: What!? I don't want Naruto-kun and the guys seeing us in PJs!! What should we do?
Sakura: Don't worry, I've got a plan! Everyone huddle up!!
(Whispering a conversation)
Girls: Break!
Sakura: YEAH! Let's do this!
(All the boys look thru the holes and listening)
Sakura: You know what I think, the guys are really cute, even Sasuke!
Ino: Hey! Back off bill-board head he's mine!
Sakura: All right then do you want a fight?
TenTen: Hey girls let's not fight ok I meant like this is a slumber party.
Sakura: Yeah… Let's not waste our chakra.
Hinata: You know what I think…these guys need to give me a massage.
Temari: Yeah so do I.
Zora: Me too…
Gaara: This is getting good.
Neji: Is there somebody writing this stuff down?
Shikamaru (started writing: Got it here!
Sakura: You know what makes me melt?
Zora: What?
Sakura: A good poke in the eye!
Shikamaru (poked by Temari): Oww!
Neji (poked by TenTen): Oww!
Rock Lee (poked by Sakura): Oww!
Naruto (poked by Hinata, but said sorry): Oww!
Gaara (poked by Zora and saying sorry too): Oww! Not my good eye!
Sakura: That will teach ya!!
Jiraiya: Hey guys what are ya- what are these holes coming from?
Rock Lee: UH termites?
(Jiraiya peeks thru the hole and got poked)
Jiraiya: oww!! These termites are poking my eyes out!!
(Continues to peek and poked again)
Jiraiya: oww!! And they are really angry!!
Third Hokage: I just got a complaint about peeping toms.
Naruto: I wasn't peeping.
Rock Lee: No peeping here. (Covering hand on eye)
Third Hokage: Oh, pish-posh! You people were peeping!
Jiraiya: Anko, I would never ever peek thru the- (feeling the hokage's head) did you do something with your hair?
Gaara: Well, I am very disappointed in you two! I'm leaving.
Anko: Good idea, I'll call your parents. They'll be waiting to ground you.
Gaara hits the wall and Neji and Shikamaru helped him.
(Jiraiya points beside Naruto and Rock Lee)
Jiraiya: I am very disappointed in you! I can't believe you used my tools for evil! (Crashes into the door)
Anko: I thought I taught you to have more respect towards women.
Naruto: You did! But those weekends with dad...
Anko: Enough!
Anko: You're gonna write those girls an apology and an essay on why peeping is wrong. 500 words each.
Naruto: 500 words? Couldn't you just ground us?
Anko: 1,000.
Naruto: 1,000?!
Anko: 2,000. You wanna go for 3?
Rock Lee: Quit while we're behind. You don't even know 3,000 words.