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Kevin Fowler's "Senorita Mas Fina."
Summary: Maybe Riku just shouldn't talk. Ever. But especially when he's drunk.
Bartender I
Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro
Glazed aquamarine eyes stared ardently into ocean blue ones. The corner of the brunette's eyes crinkled in amusement at the young man's drunken words.
Well her name was Rita Flores
Met her down in Matamores
She was hotter than the Mexican sun
She's one sweet Chicita
My Latino Lolita
I knew right then she had to be the one
Riku had entered the bar with a few friends. They had a few drinks, shared a laugh or two; but while the others went off to hit on pretty little Spanish ladies, he had stayed and continued to drink his drinks. He waved off every little lady who came to pay him any sort of attention, and they would stomp off with a huff and seek another man's affection.
She worked at the cantina
So I ordered a tequila
Just to get a closer look into her eyes
Handed her my peso
She turned and walked away
I don't think she even realized
As the night wore on, Riku continued drinking until he couldn't stop himself from saying, "Oh Señorita." Ooh "Mas Fina. Come and love me por favor!"
The brunette working the bar turned to the man trying to garner his attention. "¿Sí, Señorito?"
He had the brunette's attention. "I wanna be your numero uno. Your one and only Vato."
"¿Qué? No sé qué – "
The bartender was talking, and Riku couldn't understand a word she was saying, but it sounded so pretty. And the confused look on her face was so endearing.
"Me love you long time and that's for sure," Riku mumbled to himself with a stupid love struck look on his face that he wasn't even trying to hide, but the look of love turned into heart break as soon as the lovely bartender went to give someone else any sort of attention. "Wanna hold you, never let go. I'll be your little gringo. Marry you and take you away," he declared with a slur.
"Aw, Señorita" Ooh "Mas Fina, why won't you love me, baby? ¿Por qué?"
Yeah she never caught my lingo
Because I was a gringo
She didn't understand a word I'd say
She say
Whenever the enchanting woman would return, Riku would try to seduce her with his words and promises, but she would only give him another drink and say, "Mi no comprende."
but that smile on her face
told me I should try it anyway
Riku tried with all his might to keep his lovely bartender's attention, but time and time again she would flit away to some other customer determined to have some serious drinking fun. Being an only child, ridiculously popular, and insanely wealthy, Riku was not used to being ignored in any manner. When he finally managed to garner the flighty bartender's attention, he caught her wrist in a firm and commanding hold.
She gave him a nervous, questioning look; and Riku steeled his resolve.
Riku stood up, practically throwing himself at the counter while pulling the brunette towards him. He drunkenly (sloppily) pressed his lips against hers, and a sudden burst of laughter seemingly broke them apart. He looked towards the laughter to recognize his friends before swiftly (dizzily) turning his attention and affections back to his potential lover.
Big bright blue eyes blinked owlishly, and tan cheeks flushed a dainty pink. The entrancing eyes narrowed in on Riku's drink, and she slowly removed it from the counter. "No más para ti," she said with a nervous lilting laugh. Her sexy (deep) bedroom voice floated to his ears and did a happy little dance low in his tummy.
The night wore on, and Riku continued to seek his senorita's affection. And she continued to ignore him.
It was late (early morning), and the bar was closing. The alluring brunette helped him stumble to the exit and leaned him against the wall. Two of his friends were leaning against the same wall, one laughing, the other holding his head. Axel was talking to Riku's little miss, and she was hailing a cab for them. She spoke a few words to the driver, and Axel helped his giddy friend into the cab with his groaning friend following closely after him.
The attractive brunette helped him into the cab and Riku tried not to whine but couldn't stop himseld when he asked, "Why won't you love me? Baby, por qué?"
Bartender II
He woke up wondering why his friends kept laughing whenever he asked about the cute bartender.