Mostly written for when a nasty case of writers' block strikes.

ALSO: If anybody would like to prompt a drabble or even request a certain pairing (such as Marceline/Bubblegum, Finn/Marceline, Finn/Flame Princess, Jake/Lady, etc. etc.) FEEL FREE TO DROP ME A REVIEW OR PM AND ASK. Even if the pairing is not canon, and even if I myself do not ship it, I WILL do my best to write a good drabble.

Finn and Jake hear screaming and a few distinct popping sounds. Something is attacking the Candy Kingdom. They rush to a castle balcony to see what's outside.

It is only a mindless troll with small horns and a big, ugly eyeball in the middle of his face. Chasing it away will be no problem.

The brothers nod at each other. Finn hops onto Jake's back, who stretches them down to the ground.

"Time to kick some troll butt!" The human boy screams, drawing his worn, but trusty sword. Protecting the Candy Kingdom comes as easily to Finn as breathing does.