Author: Hey, this is a short and hopefully funny but also sad fan-fic. Oh
yeah... I don't anything realated to Tenchi. Please Read and Review.
Thanks... ^.^
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"Happy Birthday Ryoko!" Everyone yelled when the lights flickered on and Ryoko stood back totally surprized.
"What? How did you know?" Ryoko floated towards them.
"Washu told us it was your birthday today." Tenchi replied.
"Yeah Ryoko... after all it is your; hmmm... what b-day is this? I think it was 5 hundred something..." Washu taunted.
"Mom!!!!" Ryoko yelled.
"Oh relax Ryoko... it's not like we thought you were younger than that... how long did you say you were in that cave?" Ayeka said.
"That's none of your damn business, Ayeka! Your not exactly young either, princess... you've got to be atleast a couple hundred years old, now haven't you..." Ryoko replied slyly.
"Well... I'm still younger than you..." Ayeka replied and now they were staring one another down.
"Is that so princess... how old are you exactly..." Ryoko said.
"I don't have to tell you..." Ayeka said cooly.
"Maybe I'll ask Sasami or Yosho..." Ryoko replied sharply.
"Wha... you wouldn't dare!" Ayeka said loudly.
"Or would I." Ryoko replied.
"Come on ladies... lets just have this be a nice quiet birthday...." Tenchi tried.
"Not with her here..." Ryoko said.
"Fine then don't talk to me at all then... in fact, don't even see me ever again, Ryoko." Ayeka said in an upset tone and she took leave out the door.
"Good, now finally I can have time without that stupid princess!" Ryoko turned and sat down at the table.
"Okay... erm... why don't we just forget all of this and have some cake..." Tenchi said meakly, trying to get everyone to sit down.
When everyone was sitting at the table, Sasami took out the cake and lit the candles while everyone sang happy birthday to Ryoko. Ryoko still had a moody expression on her face. Then, after Mihoshi tried to sing the 'how old are you know' part, with the greeting of a couple blasts... everyone stoped singing and all eyes were on Ryoko.
"Ryoko, make a wish and blow out the candles..." Tenchi said.
"Oh, right... okay..." Ryoko replied.
Ryoko though hard... what to wish for... then it came to her... 'I wish Ayeka was out of the way for the rest of the day and she can't talk to us or be with us the rest of the day!' and with that, Ryoko blew out the candles.
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Ayeka had the wierdest feeling, like someone had just poured a bucket of ice water all over her.
"Eeee.... what was that...." Ayeka said shivering.
Ayeka walked back to the house and triped on the last step right threw the door. Wait, right threw the door?
"What the heck?" Ayeka stuttered as she looked at half her body thew the closed door.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! What the heck!!! Help!!!!" Ayeka screamed and then realizing she wasn't stuck in the door, she got up and walked right threw it.
'Since when can I walk threw walls? Okay... I really need to lye down...' Ayeka though.
Ayeka walked towards the stairs to see Tenchi comming down them.
"Hello Lord Tenchi!" Ayeka greated Tenchi.
Tenchi took no notice of Ayeka of Ayeka and continued down the stairs and right past Ayeka.
Ayeka turned suprized and said, "Tenchi... If your mad about earlier, I'm sorry..."
Ayeka walked quickly and followed Tenchi as he sat down on the couch, still taking no notice of Ayeka. Tenchi then held the remote and turned the t.v. on.
Tenchi sighed and said,"Why wont they every stop fighting?! I swear, they act like children sometimes..."
"I'm really sorry about that Tenchi, I really am... I didn't mean to... please forgive me Lord Tenchi." Ayeka cried.
Still Tenchi gave no sign that he noticed anyone but himself in the room. Ayeka looked very sad.
"Tenchi... I'm really sorry... why wont you talk to me... is there something else that I did? I'm really sorry!" Ayeka cried and leap to Tenchi to try and hug him.
With a big bang, Ayeka passed right threw Tenchi and hit into the couch, knocking Tenchi over with it. Ayeka got up slowly and realized what had just happened.
"Tenchi, I'm so sorry, I don't know what happened... I... I... Tenchi... are you okay..." Ayeka walked over to where Tenchi was getting up.
Tenchi got up slowly and looked at the couch and wondered what the heck had just happened.
"What the heck..." Tenchi said, still looking at the couch.
At that moment, Ryoko, Sasami, and the others came into the room to see what had just happened.
"What happened?! Tenchi, are you okay?" Ryoko asked while going over to him.
"Erm... yeah, I think so... but I don't really know what happened... the couch suddenly just flipped back on it's own..."
"Really, are you sure?" Sasami asked.
"I'm really sorry, it was all my fault. I didn't mean to but..." Ayeka tried to say.
"Yeah, I'm sure... it was really weird... I mean... I was just watching T.V. and no one was in the room and without warning, the couch suddenly flipped." Tenchi said, puzzled.
"A couch doesn't just flip over for no reason, Tenchi..." Washu said.
"Maybe it was that evil princess, Ayeka." Ryoko said slyly.
"Ryoko... how can you blame it on Ayeka... she isn't even here, remember... she went for a walk a while ago..." Tenchi replied.
"I wonder why Ayeka hasn't come back yet... I hope she isn't hurt..." Sasami said in a concerened voice.
"Sasami, I'm right here...." Ayeka said.
"Don't worry Sasami, Ayeka can take care of herself." Yosho said.
"But, what if an animal tries to eat her or she falls or something..." Sasami sounded very worried.
"Don't worry Sasami, Ayeka wont get eaten..." Tenchi said, trying to calm Sasami.
"Yeah, who would want to eat such a rotten little brat like her." Ryoko said.
With that, Ayeka lost it and picked up the nearest thing, which happened to be a pillow, and threw it at Ryoko. Ryoko took the pillow in the face.
"What the hell?! Who did that?!" Ryoko yelled angrily.
Everyone just looked at her and shook their head.
"Then who the heck did that? Ayeka, where are you... I bet she did this... come out where ever you are...." Ryoko said.
Ayeka just walked towards her and started yelling at her.
"Well, you deserved it!" Ayeka yelled.
Ryoko however did not react to the princess at all and continued to look about for her. Ayeka then waved her hand in front of Ryoko's face, and when she did not react, she did the same with everyone else, getting the same results.
"Okay, you've had your fun... now stop already... your starting to really scare me..." Ayeka said.
Realizing that they weren't pretending, Ayeka started to panic.
'Wait, I tipped the couch over so I can move stuff, but wait, the door... maybe it works only when I want to. Gosh, this is confusing... okay... so obviously, no one can see or hear me or feel me at all... great... I bet it was one of Washu's experiments... maybe if I move stuff, they'll figure it out...' Ayeka thought to herself.
With that, Ayeka grabbed two pillows and started waving them high in the air. Everyone stood shocked where they were and watched the two pillows float.
"Washu... did you..." Tenchi asked fightenedly.
"Nnn... No, I didn't do anything Tenchi..." Washu shakilly replied.
"Oh, come on... this is probably just a prank or something..." Ryoko said cooly and floated over to the pillows.
Ryoko started to inspect the floating pillows. She waved her hands all around the pillows and floated back to everyone else when she found nothing holding them up there.
"Oh, second thought... maybe it is a spirit." Ryoko said wide-eyed.
"I hope it is a good spirit..." Sasami said.
At that moment, Ryo-oki hopped into the room from somewhere outside and started meowing. When she got no reply, she looked at the group that was against the wall, and Ayeka waving pillows around. Ryo-oki then hopped over to Ayeka and jumped onto Ayeka's shoulder. Everyone by the wall totally freaked out when they saw Ryo-oki sitting on nothing.
"You can see me Ryo-oki?" Ayeka asked the Cabbit.
"Miya, Miya!" Ryo-Oki replied happily.
Ayeka then let go of the pillows and took hold of the fuzzy cabbit and happily spun her around. Ryo-oki meowed happily. Needless to say, the sight of the cabbit being swung around by the no one really scared that crap outta them all and they ran for it outside.
"I wonder what that was about..." Ayeka said.
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To be continued...
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"Happy Birthday Ryoko!" Everyone yelled when the lights flickered on and Ryoko stood back totally surprized.
"What? How did you know?" Ryoko floated towards them.
"Washu told us it was your birthday today." Tenchi replied.
"Yeah Ryoko... after all it is your; hmmm... what b-day is this? I think it was 5 hundred something..." Washu taunted.
"Mom!!!!" Ryoko yelled.
"Oh relax Ryoko... it's not like we thought you were younger than that... how long did you say you were in that cave?" Ayeka said.
"That's none of your damn business, Ayeka! Your not exactly young either, princess... you've got to be atleast a couple hundred years old, now haven't you..." Ryoko replied slyly.
"Well... I'm still younger than you..." Ayeka replied and now they were staring one another down.
"Is that so princess... how old are you exactly..." Ryoko said.
"I don't have to tell you..." Ayeka said cooly.
"Maybe I'll ask Sasami or Yosho..." Ryoko replied sharply.
"Wha... you wouldn't dare!" Ayeka said loudly.
"Or would I." Ryoko replied.
"Come on ladies... lets just have this be a nice quiet birthday...." Tenchi tried.
"Not with her here..." Ryoko said.
"Fine then don't talk to me at all then... in fact, don't even see me ever again, Ryoko." Ayeka said in an upset tone and she took leave out the door.
"Good, now finally I can have time without that stupid princess!" Ryoko turned and sat down at the table.
"Okay... erm... why don't we just forget all of this and have some cake..." Tenchi said meakly, trying to get everyone to sit down.
When everyone was sitting at the table, Sasami took out the cake and lit the candles while everyone sang happy birthday to Ryoko. Ryoko still had a moody expression on her face. Then, after Mihoshi tried to sing the 'how old are you know' part, with the greeting of a couple blasts... everyone stoped singing and all eyes were on Ryoko.
"Ryoko, make a wish and blow out the candles..." Tenchi said.
"Oh, right... okay..." Ryoko replied.
Ryoko though hard... what to wish for... then it came to her... 'I wish Ayeka was out of the way for the rest of the day and she can't talk to us or be with us the rest of the day!' and with that, Ryoko blew out the candles.
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Ayeka had the wierdest feeling, like someone had just poured a bucket of ice water all over her.
"Eeee.... what was that...." Ayeka said shivering.
Ayeka walked back to the house and triped on the last step right threw the door. Wait, right threw the door?
"What the heck?" Ayeka stuttered as she looked at half her body thew the closed door.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! What the heck!!! Help!!!!" Ayeka screamed and then realizing she wasn't stuck in the door, she got up and walked right threw it.
'Since when can I walk threw walls? Okay... I really need to lye down...' Ayeka though.
Ayeka walked towards the stairs to see Tenchi comming down them.
"Hello Lord Tenchi!" Ayeka greated Tenchi.
Tenchi took no notice of Ayeka of Ayeka and continued down the stairs and right past Ayeka.
Ayeka turned suprized and said, "Tenchi... If your mad about earlier, I'm sorry..."
Ayeka walked quickly and followed Tenchi as he sat down on the couch, still taking no notice of Ayeka. Tenchi then held the remote and turned the t.v. on.
Tenchi sighed and said,"Why wont they every stop fighting?! I swear, they act like children sometimes..."
"I'm really sorry about that Tenchi, I really am... I didn't mean to... please forgive me Lord Tenchi." Ayeka cried.
Still Tenchi gave no sign that he noticed anyone but himself in the room. Ayeka looked very sad.
"Tenchi... I'm really sorry... why wont you talk to me... is there something else that I did? I'm really sorry!" Ayeka cried and leap to Tenchi to try and hug him.
With a big bang, Ayeka passed right threw Tenchi and hit into the couch, knocking Tenchi over with it. Ayeka got up slowly and realized what had just happened.
"Tenchi, I'm so sorry, I don't know what happened... I... I... Tenchi... are you okay..." Ayeka walked over to where Tenchi was getting up.
Tenchi got up slowly and looked at the couch and wondered what the heck had just happened.
"What the heck..." Tenchi said, still looking at the couch.
At that moment, Ryoko, Sasami, and the others came into the room to see what had just happened.
"What happened?! Tenchi, are you okay?" Ryoko asked while going over to him.
"Erm... yeah, I think so... but I don't really know what happened... the couch suddenly just flipped back on it's own..."
"Really, are you sure?" Sasami asked.
"I'm really sorry, it was all my fault. I didn't mean to but..." Ayeka tried to say.
"Yeah, I'm sure... it was really weird... I mean... I was just watching T.V. and no one was in the room and without warning, the couch suddenly flipped." Tenchi said, puzzled.
"A couch doesn't just flip over for no reason, Tenchi..." Washu said.
"Maybe it was that evil princess, Ayeka." Ryoko said slyly.
"Ryoko... how can you blame it on Ayeka... she isn't even here, remember... she went for a walk a while ago..." Tenchi replied.
"I wonder why Ayeka hasn't come back yet... I hope she isn't hurt..." Sasami said in a concerened voice.
"Sasami, I'm right here...." Ayeka said.
"Don't worry Sasami, Ayeka can take care of herself." Yosho said.
"But, what if an animal tries to eat her or she falls or something..." Sasami sounded very worried.
"Don't worry Sasami, Ayeka wont get eaten..." Tenchi said, trying to calm Sasami.
"Yeah, who would want to eat such a rotten little brat like her." Ryoko said.
With that, Ayeka lost it and picked up the nearest thing, which happened to be a pillow, and threw it at Ryoko. Ryoko took the pillow in the face.
"What the hell?! Who did that?!" Ryoko yelled angrily.
Everyone just looked at her and shook their head.
"Then who the heck did that? Ayeka, where are you... I bet she did this... come out where ever you are...." Ryoko said.
Ayeka just walked towards her and started yelling at her.
"Well, you deserved it!" Ayeka yelled.
Ryoko however did not react to the princess at all and continued to look about for her. Ayeka then waved her hand in front of Ryoko's face, and when she did not react, she did the same with everyone else, getting the same results.
"Okay, you've had your fun... now stop already... your starting to really scare me..." Ayeka said.
Realizing that they weren't pretending, Ayeka started to panic.
'Wait, I tipped the couch over so I can move stuff, but wait, the door... maybe it works only when I want to. Gosh, this is confusing... okay... so obviously, no one can see or hear me or feel me at all... great... I bet it was one of Washu's experiments... maybe if I move stuff, they'll figure it out...' Ayeka thought to herself.
With that, Ayeka grabbed two pillows and started waving them high in the air. Everyone stood shocked where they were and watched the two pillows float.
"Washu... did you..." Tenchi asked fightenedly.
"Nnn... No, I didn't do anything Tenchi..." Washu shakilly replied.
"Oh, come on... this is probably just a prank or something..." Ryoko said cooly and floated over to the pillows.
Ryoko started to inspect the floating pillows. She waved her hands all around the pillows and floated back to everyone else when she found nothing holding them up there.
"Oh, second thought... maybe it is a spirit." Ryoko said wide-eyed.
"I hope it is a good spirit..." Sasami said.
At that moment, Ryo-oki hopped into the room from somewhere outside and started meowing. When she got no reply, she looked at the group that was against the wall, and Ayeka waving pillows around. Ryo-oki then hopped over to Ayeka and jumped onto Ayeka's shoulder. Everyone by the wall totally freaked out when they saw Ryo-oki sitting on nothing.
"You can see me Ryo-oki?" Ayeka asked the Cabbit.
"Miya, Miya!" Ryo-Oki replied happily.
Ayeka then let go of the pillows and took hold of the fuzzy cabbit and happily spun her around. Ryo-oki meowed happily. Needless to say, the sight of the cabbit being swung around by the no one really scared that crap outta them all and they ran for it outside.
"I wonder what that was about..." Ayeka said.
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To be continued...