PLEASE R/R
Tanya and Stupid People
Moron: Hey look it's a hole full of spikes!
Tanya: Oh, shut up and jump in.
Moron: Ok weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Moron Dies
Tanya: Oh brother I didn't think he'd actually do it
Later...
Tanya blows up a prison cell
Idiot: Hey, thanks!
Idiot walks north
Idiot: Hay cool a trap AUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
Idiot Dies
Tanya: Oh, well, he at least cleared the trap for me.
Later…
Numbskull: Well I'm getting of this transport I'm bored.
Tanya: Hey, thanks.
Numbskull: Your welcome. I just have to fix the engine quick.
Tanya: Whatever
Tanya jumps into the transport
Tanya Turns on the engine
Numbskull: OH, NO!
Numbskull Dies
Tanya: To bad.
Later, across the river…
Stupid SEAL: Hey, Tanya, like my new gun?
Tanya: Why don't you make sure the bullets come out?
Stupid SEAL: OK!
Stupid SEAL points the gun at himself
Pulls the Trigger
Stupid SEAL: AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Stupid SEAL Dies
Tanya;: What a Stupid SEAL…
Later, near Russian base…
Half-witted Kirov Driver: Halt who goes there
Tanya: Oh… I'm just the new Colonel.
Half-witted Kirov Driver: Oh, well I'm at your disposal, comrade!
Tanya: Ok, well, let's go for a test run.
Half-witted Kirov Driver: OK!
Tanya gets on the Kirov with Half-witted Kirov Driver
Tanya: Ok, lets head that way!
Half-witted Kirov Driver: You mean to the base?
Tanya: Oh didn't you hear? That's only a dummy base for you to practice on!
Half-witted Kirov Driver: OK!
Over the Russian Base
Tanya: OK! Drop your bombs and blow it up!
Half-witted Kirov Driver: OK!
Bombs drop
Tanya: DIE YOU ! AND GO TO , WHERE YOU BELONG!
Half-witted Kirov Driver: Wow, those dummy men look real… And that blood looks pretty good to!
Tanya: Well ,you know it's all part of the testing run!
Half-witted Kirov Driver: Now what?
Tanya: Ok, lets head for D.C.!
Half-witted Kirov Driver: OK!
Landing at Washington
Tanya: Ok now turn around and bend over near the window!
Half-witted Kirov Driver: Ok!
Half-witted Kirov Driver bends over
Tanya shoots him in the leg
Half-witted Kirov Driver: OOWWW!
Tanya kicks him through the window
Half-witted Kirov Driver: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
SSSSSSPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!
Half-witted Kirov Driver Dies
Tanya Lands
Tanya goes inside White House to the Presidents office
Tanya: Mr. President, mission accomplished!
President gone crazy: Ok, well what do you want for pay?
Tanya: I want your resignation, and a signed slip saying I am the new president!
President gone crazy: Ok… Well here you go!
Tanya Picks up piece of paper
Tanya: Ok, thank you. Now how about we go and look out the window?
President gone crazy: Ok!
Tanya and President gone crazy go to window
Tanya pushes President gone crazy out
President gone crazy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
CCCRRRRRRRAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHHHH!
President gone crazy: OOOOOWWWWW! Is anyone up there? I'm still alive,
but I'm very badly hurt! I think my leg is broken… IT HURTS A LOT!
The bone is sticking out and I don't want to tell you what the other one looks
like…
Tanya runs out side
Tanya shoots President gone crazy
President gone crazy: OOOOWWWWWWW! You shot me in the leg, you !
Tanya shoots President gone crazy again
President gone crazy Dies
Tanya: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Like I said it doesn't make much sense. I did it just so I could see if people would laugh. Well I hope you liked it. PLEASE R/R!