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A/N: Originally posted for the Last Fanfic Author Standing Drabble Challenge. This is officially unbetaed, but I did apply the concrit provided by the participants in the challenge.
"He kept calling semen 'sperm.' It was driving me crazy," Greg rolled his eyes.
Grissom smirked. "You explained sperm is only 1 percent of semen?"
"Yeah." The younger man acknowledged Sara's quiet entrance with a wave. "Then he started yammering about diet impacting the taste of 'sperm.'"
Grissom brought his cup to his lips. "The thing about limited caffeine and no red meat?"
"He advocated fruit consumption for better flavor." Shrugging, Greg rose and left for DNA.
Wordlessly, Sara took Grissom's cup and poured his coffeedown the drain. Placing an apple in front of him, she, too, left the room.