Disclaimer: Hmm... YU-GI-OH ISN'T MINE! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY THAT! GYAH! Well, it isn't mine, YET! Muwahahahahaha! ((Chokes and dies)) OH and neither does the song 'Celebrity' by Brad Paisley.

Pairings: Jou/Seto

Warning: THE PAIRINGS ARE YOU'RE WARNING! Homophobes need to look VERY VERY CLOSE THIS TIME! DIE!!! ((Blows them up with a bomb)

Celebrity: Part One

Someday, I'm gonna be famous, Do I have talent? Well, no.

Kaiba was enjoying the high life of being a famous country singer/song writer. Who couldn't? It felt as if he needed something more. He and Mokuba were richer than they already were. Everyone liked his music because he was a really sexy man. Mainly he had girl fans though, but there were a few gay men exceptions.

"Seto," Mokuba looked into his big brother's eyes, "Why do you seem so depressed? YOU ARE FAMOUS AND A GENIUS!" Kaiba's cold eyes looked at Mokuba. He shook his head and continued to stare at the floor. "I know you want an assistant, but there isn't anything I can do!" Mokuba glared back at Seto.

"Put an ad in the paper then!" He exclaimed as Mokuba nodded, dialing the paper.

'Maybe if he as someone who can help him, he will be cheerful!' Mokuba thought, dialing the number.

Jounouchi's Home: One day after the ad was put in the paper

"Stupid idiot!" his father kicked him out the front door. "Don't ever come back!"

"I DON'T INTEND TO YA BASTARD!" Jou gave his father the bird as he began to walk away from his old apartment. 'Now what am I going to do? I have no money and no job.' He looked at the ground and picked up someone's newspaper and began to read it.

WANTED

Singer's Assistant Wanted! Job interviews held at Kaiba Corp.

Thank you!

Mokuba Kaiba

"Maybe..." Jou thought, "Kaiba'd hire me." The blonde sauntered to the CEO's building and talked to his sectary.

"He'll be with you in a few minutes." She told Jounouchi, smacking away at her gum and filing her nails. Not too long after getting sat down, Mokuba took him into Kaiba's office.

'Jou,' He thought, 'I think this is whom he needs.' Jou sat down after Mokuba brought him in.

"Mutt," He stared him down. Seto didn't really want the blonde to be working for him. He already had plenty of dumb blondes in the office. There were far too many for his taste.

"Kaiba," Jounouchi growled. He was desperate for work and would do nearly anything to get a job, even if it meant having to work for the person he hated so much. Jou would do anything for a good weeks pay.

"Well, what makes you think I'd hire you!" Kaiba snapped and then sat back in his seat after Jou looked away for him. Seto caught the look of fright in the teen's eyes. 'I scared him. I guess Mokuba is right, I need someone special.'

"Well, I am pretty good at keyboarding." Jou stared at the wall behind Kaiba.

These days you don't really need it, Thanks to reality shows

"Any other things I need to know about?" Kaiba smiled. 'Maybe this will get the sort of response I want.'

"I am gay," Jou blushed as Kaiba grinned. Jounouchi looked at Kaiba like he was nuts, but then realized, he wanted something that no one had ever given him. Love.

"I am actually pretty glad to hear that." Kaiba got out of his cerulean chair (that matched his eyes) and edged towards Jou. 'Let him be a good kisser.' Kaiba prayed, placing his lips to Jou's. Jou wasn't backing down. He wanted to make Kaiba-kun warm. His hands searched through the CEO's hair with loving, gentle passion, caressing the back of his head. The kiss climaxed further as the boys pulled apart.

"Am I hired?" Jou looked into the cerulean eyes of the CEO as he nodded. He secretly whispered yes under his breath as Kaiba smiled at him.

"You start tomorrow." Kaiba looked at his desk, stacked with papers, pulling out a pen and a spiral to Jou. "Make sure you bring this. You ARE going to need it for what I need you to do."

Can't wait to date a supermodel

'Wow,' Jou began to think to himself, 'I can't believe that dude actually hired me. Then again, he does need a little lovin'

-TBC-