Disclaimer: Not mine. Actually, I tweaked the names a bit, so I own everything but the line ' batabatabata ' which was stolen from Hamstaro. An evil anime show about hamsters who run around yelling "BATABATABATA", something you should only yell at a baseball game.


Piptaro

Once upon a time there was a colony of Free Range

Hamsters. They lived in peace with the land, making

burrows and farming the land. The good hamsters had

been living there for centuries, creating a common

tongue, and many different sections of their land.

There was Brookborough, and Tuckland, and Hamsterton.

The river Randybrine marked the edge of the Thire, as

they called the collective lands.

Of course, with peace comes war. Or pranks at least.

"Come on Piptaro, or we won't make it! Farmer Baggot

will catch us!" A young hamster yelled back to his

cousin.

"I'm coming! batabatabata Wait up Ferry!" Piptaro

said, while making that cute noise that hamsters make

when they run.

"We'll never make it to cousin Dodo's house!

batabatabata We'll be caught!" Ferry wailed loudly.

Piptaro stopped and stood on his hind feet. "What are

you doing Pipitaro?" Ferry asked, turning to stand

next to is friend.

"I know a short cut! Follow me!" Piptaro said, running

batabata down a tree off the main road. "Weeeeeeee,

this is fun!!!!!" Ferry exclaimed as he slid down a

tree trunk after Piptaro.

The branch let off near a pond. "Hey! Let's go

fishing!" Piptaro said excitedly, forgetting all

danger. "Okay!" Ferry said. They got their poles out

and started fishing. They had been fishing for hours

when Piptaro caught the BIG one.

"Hello! My name is Osama fin Laden, and I am a magic

fish!" Osama fin Laden the magical fish said. (A/N: Ha

ha, see what I've done there? See what I've done? I've

brought life and the story together.)

"Really?" Piptaro said, anime eyes wider than usual.

"Umm... yeah. If you let me go, I will grant you a wish.

Anything your heart desires." Osama fin Laden said.

Ferry picked up the fish and cooked it. "Yay! Fish! My

heart desired fish, how did you know?" Piptaro said,

eating the fish. "Umm, could years of spending nearly

every waking with you have something to do with it?"

Ferry said.

"Whatever. Hey, let's go home and eat more food!"

Piptaro said.

"Okay." Ferry said.

Then the hamsters went home and ate food, then they

went to bed, had hot hamster sex, and slept till

morning.


Yay, that was great. Inspired by my friend's hamster

(Pippin, no lie) and Story Time: Cracking Your Code by Jayne Cortese. Which is friggin hilarious. If you

want me to I will write more. One review asking for

more and I will write more. Okay then.