Oh how nice is truly is to be back in the swing of things... snap Was I saying something that sounded smart!?! Ohmigreatgoogleymoogleys!

XD! It really is nice to be back though. And as my "I-am-now-returning-from-the-deadness" story, I present you all with... this!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Tales of Sympohnia (I wish I did though; it's an amazing game...). Namco does (Yes, the pac-man peepzels.). I own the game itself (as in the game discs), but I don't own the copyrights to it in any way, shape, or form.

NOTE: This story is titled "Dirty Little Secret". It has nothing to do with the song though...

ANOTHER NOTE: when you see double parenthesis ((like this)) in the story, it's just me, making pointless commentary...

Now... on with the story!!


Dirty Little Secret: Chapter 1:

-Rheiards, Tethe'alla-

Party: Lloyd, Zelos, Raine, Sheena, (Genis, Colette, Presea, Regal)

"This is sooo boring!" Lloyd pointed out.

"You must be patient, or it really will take forever." said Regal.

"Fiiiine..."

"Maybe if the Rheiards weren't flying so slowly, it'd be a little more fun?" Genis suggested.

Raine studied her Rheiard's staus screen. "The fuel is getting low... Wasn't someone supposed to refuel the Rheiards?" She shot an accusing look at Genis.

"Don't look at me!" Genis whined. "It was Lloyd's turn!"

"Well yeah,... but Colette said she would do it! I was busy!"

"Uhm... I'm sorry... I... forgot."

"Yo!" Zelos interrupted. "That red pointer thing is pointing to the E, and I'm pretty ((yes you are, Zelos)) sure that that's not a good thing..."

"No... it is not..." Presea replied. "On a fuel gauge, the letter E stands for Empty, which means that we currently have an insufficient fuel supply..."

"So..." Zelos said. "...In other words, we're screwed, right?"

"Pretty much..." Raine answered.

And with that everyone's Rheiards fell from the sky and landed in random, scattered places throughout the region...

-Ymir Forest-

Party: Zelos

"... Okay... that hurt..." Zelos said as he slowly stood up. He looked around and managed to catch sight of an insanely lost-looking Presea. He called her name, and she looked at him with her bright blue eyes. Zelos smiled at her and began to walked towards her. But then he stopped in his tracks as something hit him...


Y'know... in my notebook this chapter looked so much longer... WHY CAN I NOT WRITE LONGER CHAPTERS!?!?! Maybe it's because I'm weird... sure, let's go with that.

Anywho... You all know how much I love it when you clck on that little purple button, riiiight? Yeah. So click it... or not. Whatever floats your boat.