Franklin Uncensored
Franklin could count by twos and down some booze (notice me 6ft dick senpai), he sold the cheapest weed and always gave his boyfriends reacharounds, but one day, Franklin died.
It was a sunny day in animal-land or wherever this shitty show takes place, and Franklin was trying to convince his mom to have sex with him. "Franklin, I said no. Last time we did, you only lasted 30 seconds," she snapped. "Awwww, hey maybe I can ask Dad," he said happily as he skipped over to his dad's cuck-shed. When he came in, he saw his dad and Snail making out.
"Uhh, I can explain," Snail said, as Franklin took some salt and poured it all over that bitch. Snail screamed as he melted into a puddle of blood and semen. "That isn't my cum, I can't even cum anymore since mommy cut my balls off," Dad stated to cry, and Franklin walked away to find someone to have his way with.
He went to that whore, Beaver's house. Beaver stomped out and punched him in the groin. "Franklin you faggot, that meth was weak as fuck," Franklin got up, "Beaver you whore, what the fuck is your fucking problem," Beaver nailed him again,"I'm not a whore, I'm a slut, and if you ever call me that again, I'll circumcise you with a rusty hook," Franklin then said, "Beaver will you please have hot nasty sex with me," "Eww no way, " she said, "Besides I'm charging now," Frankiin pulled out five dollars,"Fuck you, I'm worth more than five dollars," Franklin then said, "Thats not what that gimp Badger said," Beaver took the money and pulled him into her house.
A few seconds later
"Franklin what the fuck was only three seconds," She threw him out and went back to snorting crack. She then OD'd and died. Franklin went off to Bear's house. If anyone could make him feel like a woman, it was Bear.
Franklin knocked on his door, and Bear came out to greet him. "Oh uh, Franklin, uh hehehe, I didn't ex.." Franklin cut him off. "Bear don't fuck with me, who is it, I thought we had something special!" he said, tears and makeup running down his face. Just then Fox joined Bear at the door, wearing a frilly dress, "Hey papa bear when are we geting to the part where the three bears rape Goldilocks?" he said seductivly, as Franklin went home to cut his wrists.
Just as he was about to pick out a razor, Mr. Mole, the town pedophile, came over to him. "So Frankie honey, word around town is you can't find someone to have sex with, because you only last a second." Franklin nodded, and Mr. Mole offered to do it with him. Franklin agreed.
A few seconds later
Mr. Mole killed Franklin and buried his body in his backyard. Nobody gave a shit, not even his parents.
THE END