Author's note: This is to be a humor fic, ok. I just got the idea from my big brother. That was his worst fear too though I think he was just playin' around. I hope you like it and please don't flame me!
Voldemort's Worst Fear
Voldermort grinned evilly to himself. That Harry Potter boy shall soon be mine as long Snape and Lucius hurry up, thought the evil dark master. He heard footsteps running into his hallways andscreaming in fear. Voldermort turned to just realize the voices were Snape and Lucius crying out loud, DON'T HURT US!!! WE'LL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!
He heard music and a loud deep voice but it was muffled by the loud treacherous wind which crept in the room. However, he knew who it was. He froze in fear so great, not even his magic seemed enough for him. Voldemort heard jolly footsteps bouncing into the hall humming a tune.
"It can not be? How can an muggle invention come here? Have I not casted spells to secure this place from muggle finding and wizard's entering?" he whispered frightfully.
The door opened slowly revealing a purple human-sized dinosaur who is called.....Barney.
"I love you,
you love me,
we are all a happy family..."
Voldermort gasped for breath and fainted hitting the stone hard ground.
Barney continued.
"With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
Hey, what happened to him?"
He sighed dubiously.
"People nowadays don't appreciate the beauty and pleasure of Barney."
He looked back at Voldemort.
"At least some kids seems to like me."
He pulled his mask of and scratched his head,
"Wonder who are these weirdoes are anyway."
The End
Did you liked it? I didn't really think it was funny but I had to see if this worked. I usually creep and annoy my brother by singing the song but I really hate....I mean, dislike Barney. I guess that is what happens as you grow older. I am not really a writer so DON'T SUE ME (OR FLAME ME)!!!!!!! I don't give out my email address, sorry.
Voldemort's Worst Fear
Voldermort grinned evilly to himself. That Harry Potter boy shall soon be mine as long Snape and Lucius hurry up, thought the evil dark master. He heard footsteps running into his hallways andscreaming in fear. Voldermort turned to just realize the voices were Snape and Lucius crying out loud, DON'T HURT US!!! WE'LL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!
He heard music and a loud deep voice but it was muffled by the loud treacherous wind which crept in the room. However, he knew who it was. He froze in fear so great, not even his magic seemed enough for him. Voldemort heard jolly footsteps bouncing into the hall humming a tune.
"It can not be? How can an muggle invention come here? Have I not casted spells to secure this place from muggle finding and wizard's entering?" he whispered frightfully.
The door opened slowly revealing a purple human-sized dinosaur who is called.....Barney.
"I love you,
you love me,
we are all a happy family..."
Voldermort gasped for breath and fainted hitting the stone hard ground.
Barney continued.
"With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
Hey, what happened to him?"
He sighed dubiously.
"People nowadays don't appreciate the beauty and pleasure of Barney."
He looked back at Voldemort.
"At least some kids seems to like me."
He pulled his mask of and scratched his head,
"Wonder who are these weirdoes are anyway."
The End
Did you liked it? I didn't really think it was funny but I had to see if this worked. I usually creep and annoy my brother by singing the song but I really hate....I mean, dislike Barney. I guess that is what happens as you grow older. I am not really a writer so DON'T SUE ME (OR FLAME ME)!!!!!!! I don't give out my email address, sorry.