A Messed Up Rugrats
One day in Babyland or wherever Tommy and his loser friends were sitting around and shitting themselves as usual. "So what do you want to do today?" Phil said. Tommy then got up and said, "I'm horny lets hav sex," just as he and the gross ass twins were about to go to town, that fucking pussy ginger Chuckie started to whine, "But I don't wanna, it's scary," "C'mon don't be such a baby," Tommy said. "I'M SCARED," Chuckie continued to gripe and moan. Tommy finally got sick of it and stabbed that fucker with his handy dandy screwdriver. "Finally, that little bitch was really starting to piss me off," Lil remarked, as they went off to have their orgy, but not before taking a shit on Chuckie's corpse.
Meanwhile Stu was sitting in a corner naked watching that German guy, Lipshitz fuck his bitch wife, Didi. "But Deed why are we doing this," Didi then said, "Dr Lipshitz says cucking helps produce better breastmilk, so sit there and shut up, you purple haired faggot," "Ja yur American benis is too small for plezuring yur wife compared to my Deutsch sausage, sieg heil," Lipshitz added as he finished up and went about his day.
Grandpa came in and said, "Well back in my day, I watched FIFTEEN black guys do my wife at the same time, and I LIKED it," he said, and then he had a stroke and died. Stu got up and went to his basement. Loud crying sounds could be heard.
The twin's gay ass dad, Howard entered the door, with a cigarette in his mouth and blood soaking the back of his pants. "Man that Betty really knows how to make me feel like a woman," he came to pick up the little bug eating bastards, then he bled to death. Stu's brother, Drew snuck in, gathered up the dead body ran into some random room and locked the door.
Angelica had just woke up from her nap, she dreamed she was having sex with Cynthia, when she heard a bunch of commotion. She went in, and saw the Rugrats having sex. Now she was pissed, they were having sex and didn't invite her?! She went into her Grandpas bedroom, got out a gun, and she shot the little shits right then and there. "Well, might as well have some fun," she said as she had her way with their mutilated remains. Just then her dad came back in and chopped her head off.
"Stu, I'm pregnant," Didi said, Stu shoved her down some stairs.
THE END