do i even need a disclaimer bc i dont own one piece or google

I gaze into my lover's luminous windows, his wrinkles clearly defined. Even at such a close distance I can hear the storm voraciously coming. The storm he created.

He employs the mysterious powder called "rain dance" to ensure precipitation for the dry crops in this dead heat of the desert.

"Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him." Luckily, my Rain Dance Man is always on time. He cannot afford to be even the teensiest bit late.

"A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends." As a writer of poverty in this dry, dry desert, I have learned this the hard way. Rain Gracefully Frolic Man ...An hour behind the fleeting breath, came to me in my time of need when i was eighteen years old. He was about thirty-five at the time and gave me his knowledge of the weather. We zealously became fast friends and even faster lovers.

"I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before the idle listeners." I wish i could ceremoniously scribe as mysterious as a cat; for a cat knows not when to be friendly but rather when to attack. My Rain Fandango Man is like a cat.

THE END

the new google demo thing that lets you collab with old authors of literature like edgar allan poe is so much fun oh my GOD

credits to google for half of this i guess omg

they are so mean to eachother like edgar allan poe changes half of what shakespear types omg its ridiculous IM OUT