I Hate Sailing
A Legend of Zelda fan fiction
"Come here my servant" said a mysterious figure. His servant was a dark version of the hero of time's descendant Link. Which had spilt from his soul when the legendary master sword awoken. "Kill that boy and Princess Zelda" said the figure.
Princess Zelda wasn't really a princess she was a fierce pirate named Tetra. The whole entire Great Sea feared Tetra expect her crew. Link was like third in command which being Gonzo her second in command. Anyone who called princess or her birth name would have mop everything. Tetra and Link were prepared for anything besides they took on Ganondorf together.
"Can we stop at a island or something, I hate sailing and I feel sea sick" said Link "Shut your trap or you will end up like Niko" said Tetra. "Sorry Ma'am" said Link afraid as usual. "Let's go to Windfall Island boys, I have a few errands to run" said Tetra.
At Windfall Island Tetra and Link sadly bumped into Tingle the insane "fairy". "Hi Link I got some more maps for you and oh you got yourself a girlfriend." Link slapped his face in frustration. "Heck, I not his girlfriend you creep" said Tetra. "You do know it is bad to be mean to fairies" said Tingle. "Oh yeah, you are nothing but a 35 year old man wearing tights and underwear on top selling expensive maps that are nothing but scribbles" screamed Tetra. Tingle cried and ran away while Tetra left in anger. Link felt awkward.
"Link get your butt in here" said Tetra. "Aye, Captain" replied Link. "As punishment you are to clean everything on this boat" said Tetra. Link sighed and Tetra smiled .
Link cleaned everything but Tetra's room. Link went in her room. She had like 50 chests. A portrait of the hero of time, Link's ancestor from long ago. Link was shocked of the room because it was so dusty unlike a room for a princess. "Slob much" Link whisper to himself. "She is a slob at heart but she so cute". Link saw a mirror. A dark clone of Link a appeared in front of him. He had evil but snide grin of his face. "Hello Link" it said.
End of Chapter 1
*this is kinda based on Pit and Dark Pit who are corse owned by Nintendo. I hoped you enjoyed it !