Ok, this was just sumthin really random that developed in my head, so if you want me to think of more stuff, your gonna have to give me ideas...
Please note: I do not own Inu Yasha (ouch... that hurts to say...it ticks me off so badly)
CHAPTER 1:
Inu Yasha and Kagome strolled through the forest of magical singing trees...and other things that you find in a forest. It was a lovely day, the sun was shining beautifully in the sky; not a cloud was in site. Inu Yasha was just thinking how boring searching for the Shikon Jewel shards was becoming, because EVERY time they found a peice, Kagome got kidnapped, and then he had to go save her.
Inu Yasha sighed. Kagome looked up at him. Inu looked down at her. Kikyo appeared out of nowhere.
"Die Wench!" Kikyo cried, loosing an arrow at Kagome.
Kagome ran around in circles, screaming as Inu slapped his face. 'Oh my gosh! I'm working with an idiot!' Inu thought exasperatedly.
Suddenly, Kagome stopped and shot a glittering arrow back at Kikyo. Kagome then started sidestepping, waving her arms like the little wiggly things they are. Therefore, a big flashy battle of flashes formed between the two...can i call them relatives, 'cause she's her reincarnation and...err...yeah...
Anyways, Inu Yasha gasped at the sound of a high pitched screech that sounded very much like a little girl in distress. Miroku called his name and Inu went charging through the singing trees. He paused. That was a very catchy song they sang. Very catchy indeed.
"Here in the night, i see the sun," Inu Yasha sang along. It was a wonder he never sang, his singing voice is very nice.
The Screechy Scream of Horror returned and Inu set out again, still singing with the trees. Unusually enough, a flash of lightning struck Inu Yasha, causing him to turn brown and make his hare hurt. Yes, he did have a hare. It was named Bob. Inu collapsed and weeped for the pain that his dear Bob felt, becoming a bunny barbeque. But, alas, he had not time to weep for his bunny friend, he once again darted through the singing forest. Inu began to think of why it would suddenly lightning on a balmy day like that...
Alright, give reviews if you want to know what happens with the Screechy Scream of Horror, Bob, and Kagome's weird fight with Kikyo...I MEAN IT!!!