On upun a time, thare was a place called Stark Fox, and they be like, save people and stuff. Fox wake up one day and see the blue girl Crystal up alredy. She be make the cofee, but not make the cofee. She istead be mak love to a girl. "Crystal, can I join?" fox ask.
"get you're own man, fox." crystal was all like.
"alriht" fox say "slippy, get yur arss in here." fox say. "wit, who this girl?" fox ask
"this be Mary Sue. she want join of Star Fox." crystal say.
"does have experience?" fox ask. "she has 200 xp, and be level 50 charizard." crysal say.
"cool, she be good." fox say. "she so cool!" slipy be doing the walk in and Marys power two strong for slippy so he had heart attack and die.
"she be kooler than me." falco say "I spell with K 'caus that cool"
"let's get drunk and flie in space!" fox ordr.
'yay" everyone be saying
"I'm bore, when are we go? why does girl be girl? I ask questions? I'm a dinosaur? I am a boy? We are in space? Sentences are question?" Tricky say
so they all be get in ships and Mary Sue grabs heers.
They drink cause they cool and fly. "Watch me do the summersault!" slippy say. He crash into wal and die.
then, the big bad Star wolf fly out and say "Can't let you brew that, StarBucks!" Wolf say.
"Wolf o'donnel have a farm!" falco sing.
" o." Peppie say.
then they be fighting in space and stuff.
"Do a barrel roll! Do a barrl roll! Do a barrl rol! Doe a barrl rol! Doe ah barrl rol!" Peppa be say.
then wolf shot Slipy and spippy died.
"That reward is as good as mine!" Fox say.
"Dog goes woof" Falco sing
"Cow goes moo" slipy say
"Cat goes meow" Crystal ask
"What does the Fox say?" Wolf replied.
"Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!" Fox be have spastic spaz
"what is your sound?" Ticky assks
"I'll save you, fox!" Mart Sue say.
"Not so fast, Mary! Yes, I know you, Mary! You were my sixty-ninth girlfreiend!" Wolf smil.
"What?" Fox say
"What?" Falco say
"What?" Slippy die
"What?" Peppy ask
"What?" Algy say
"What?" Andross say
"What?" Bill say
"What?" Dash say
"What?" Pepper say
"What?" James say?
"Fatha?" Fox ask
"Kat?" What ask
"Leon?" What asks
"What?" Panther say
"What." tricky asks
"What?" WOlf reply
then Mary charge at Wolf.
"I know barel roll! Don't mess with barrel roll!" Wolf then span his ship so fast that it turned into a barrel.
"He be in Barrel hyper drive?" Tricky say
"I'm down!" Slippy died.
Donkey kong then picked up the Barel of Wolf and throwed it at Mary.
"I'm down!" Slippy died.
But, Mary then turn into Maryo and grab hammer! She swing hammer at barrel and blow up wolf.
"I'm down!" Slipppy died.
"all ringe mode!" Mary has taken down Wolf and they won.
"way to go, Mary!" Falcon say.
"I wish I could be as great as you, Slippy?" tircky say.
"I'm died!" Slippy died.
Then Mary fly off into the sunset and left.
Then everyone blew up and ded.
DE END!
TANKS, PEEKAAWALK! XD