Eye Spy
Disclaimer: I do not own Green Wing… yawn.
Summary: Three little shorts from one of my favourite programmes
"Play with me?" Guy asked.
There was silence from Mac and Caroline.
"Come on just a little game."
Still silence.
"I promise I won't call you ginger."
Mac shook his head and continued to work on the patient.
"One potato, two potato, three potato four!"
"Guy stop using the patient's hands, we're trying to do our jobs here." Caroline told him.
"Spoilsport." He paused and looked around the theatre. "How about eye spy. I'll go first. I spy with my little eye something beginning with…g."
"Gynaecologist." Caroline guessed.
"Guy." It was Mac's turn.
"gooo….py."
"What kind of guess is gooo…py?" Mac asked.
"I don't know I ran out of words beginning with g. How about Gollum then?"
"And just where in this room is there a fictional Lord of the Rings character?" Mac asked.
"You'll never get it."
"No Guy, we probably won't." Mac told him.
"Can I sing something then?"
"No."
"Oh when the saints go marching in…"