Hey guys its Rainbow6SiegeFan here. Today I have a more serious tone of story here. I do not know if Blackbeard is actually a serious person, since Ubisoft has given us no lore, so for only this story, Blackbeard is a serious person who never cracks a smile. I will probably in the future write more stories about Blackbeard being jollier. I am following the Patch 5.2 where Blackbeard once again gets nerfed. Update: This story was set to go live a few days after patch 5.2 but I decided to wait after Mira was released since she was involved with Tachanka's shield. Now updated to February 11 2017.
Jokes gone too far
Craig "Blackbeard" Jenson was missing his shield. Grumbling, he got out of his bed and looked around. He searched everywhere in his room but couldn't find it. He was getting mad. At first it was a great shield. Then it started to get worse. It broke more easily. Six, the leader, just gave him another shield. He went to Meghan "Valkyrie" Castellano's room, who was stalking Echo on her Black Eyes cam and asked her where it was. Giggling, she said" Well, I haven't seen but I think the GSG9 took it. They do a lot of these pranks" He stormed out of her room and started walking towards the GSG9 bunker room. He thought: It was probably Blitz. He keeps on making fun of me for just sticking a piece of bulletproof glass on a gun and calling it a shield. I'll show him! He burst into the GSG9 common room. As soon as Blitz saw him, he started chuckling. "Hey Pirate. You looking for your gla-"His sentence was never finished as Craig ran up and put Blitz in a headlock with a knife under his throat. "WHERE IS MY SHIELD?!" Craig thundered. "Umm... I-don't-ach…-know "Blitz managed to choke out "YOU LIAR!" Blackbeard countered. At this moment Monika "I.Q." Weiss walked in with her R.E.D. out. "Oh hey Blitz- What the HELL is HAPPENING?" Blitz just looked as frightened as hell. Blackbeard was pressing the knife more deep into his throat. I.Q. held her P12 handgun to Craig's head. "Slowly put your knife away. I was with Blitz the whole time today and not once did he leave this room to take your stupid shield. I saw Tachanka messing with it though." Blackbeard retracted his knife and ran off, more pissed than ever. He slammed the door down and saw Alexsandr "Tachanka" Senaviev forcibly placing the shield on his RP-46 Degtyaryov Machine Gun. As soon as Alexsandr looked up, his face went white. Craig was holding the D-50 hand cannon to his head. "Why?" Blackbeard wanted to know. "I was getting… humiliated. Lord Tachanka they would call me as a joke because of my uselessness. I was trying to be more useful." Black beard softened up and lowered his gun. "I am sorry." He came over and gently placed his shield on the turret. Alexsandr smiled gave him a hug. "Thank you." "You're welcome." Just then a mechanic popped her head in. "Hey who called for a RP-46 whatchamacallit gun repair? "Me" Tachanka replied. "Oh alright my name is Elena Maria Alvarez, or Mira for short."