"(y/l)!"
You laughed as Hidan chased you. You had taken his precious necklace yet again. Everyone was curious as to why Pain kept you around. No one had ever seen you in battle, so everyone believed you were just there to entertain Tobi. They didn't know your abilities. No one had every seen you in battle before.
"I swear to Jashin, I will give you the most painful death of all time!"
"Yeah right! Let's see you try!" You ran straight to your crush without even noticing.
You opened Deidara's door and shut it with a hard slam, locking it from the inside as soon as you got in.
"I'm awake! I'm awake! Wha-" Deidara groaned as he saw the person in front of him. "Really, (y/n)? Again?"
"I will kill you, you bitch!" Hidan yelled through the door.
Your innocently showed Deidara Hidan's necklace. "Yes, again. How else is everyone going to wake up?"
Deidara sighed roughly took the necklace out of your hands. "I refuse to let my door be destroyed again by a pissed off Hidan, hm." He unlocked he door, opening it and throwing the necklace back to its owner. "You can kill her later." He snapped and slammed the door closed.
You had been blushing the entire time. He has never done that before... He always throws me out of his room...
Before you could say anything, Deidara glared at you as he got closer to you.
"You're a pest, (y/n)."
Before you could answer, Deidara kissed you softly. All you knew in that moment was that you had easily melted into his kiss. After a few seconds he reluctantly pulled away. "I thought you should know that I like you, too, (y/n)." He picked up a (f/c) notebook. Wait... That was your journal! Oh no... You wrote so much about Deidara you never let anyone touch it... Especially Tobi!
"Where did you find that?" You asked in panic.
"You seem to have left it on your rock outside. I saw it and I got curious, so..." His voice faded as he looked away to try to hide his blushing.
Was that why he stayed in his room all day yesterday? He had been reading her journal?
Wait, did he say he liked you?
"You... You like me?" Your eyes were full of hope.
"What, one kiss wasn't enough to show that? Hm."
"I guess not..." You smiled. "Maybe somethng more will help." You whispered in his ear.
"Hm, I think I understand where you wanna go." Deidara smirked and tossed you onto his bed, picking up a kunai. "Let's play, shall we?" He straddled you and started cutting your shirt.
"Where the hell is Deidara?" Sasori grumbled loudly.
"With (y/n)." Hidan answered. "He promised I could kill the little bitch later for stealing my necklace, but it's been over half a fucking hour now..."
"That idiot is trying my patience..." The red-head walked straight to Deidara's room, only to stop as soon as he heard (y/n)'s voice.
"Harder, Dei, harder!" She screamed.
"You asked for it! Hm."
"O-ohh! Don't stop!"
Sasori quickly turned around and went straight back to where he had been sitting.
"So what's up?" Hidan asked, fiddling with his necklace.
"Deidara needs a 'do not disturb' sign..."