"Cosmo, Wanda! I'm home!"

Timmy excitedly called out to his fairies as he walked into his bedroom after a long day at school.

"Did you miss me guys?"

"And there you go again, saying something stupid!"

"Stop calling me stupid!"

Before you ask, no. They weren't talking to Timmy. His godparents were yelling at each other. Again.

"Well I see everything is going perfectly normal around here." Timmy said sarcastically.

"And how exactly do you expect me to stop calling you that when you're never anything but stupid?!" Wanda shrieked at her husband.

It really wasn't any surprise to Timmy that he was being ignored. Once Cosmo and Wanda started arguing, there was no stopping them. It was then that Timmy heard something else in between all the screaming.

"Poof?"

He was right. Poor Poof was sitting there crying his little eyes out. See? There wasn't anything capable of breaking Cosmo and Wanda's fights. Not even their own son.

"Aw, come here kiddo!" Timmy said comfortingly to his little brother. He hugged Poof and wiped his tears away as best as he could.

"You know what? You two are unbelievable! You're too busy arguing to even pay any attention to your crying baby!"

And still, the riot kept going.

"Hey don't bring my Mama into this!"

"Well how about you quit calling me fat!"

"That's fine!" Timmy cut in, still being ignored of course. "I'll be the one to feed, change and love Poof! If you guys are guna' keep being this selfish…"

Timmy wasn't sure whether to finish that sentence or not. Mostly because Poof suddenly needed a change. Stat. He sighed and took his brother over to the change table.

"Don't worry Poof, I promise I'll fix this."

Cosmo slowly opened his eyes and looked around his and Wanda's bedroom. He then turned over and glanced at his wife who was awake by now too.

"Good morning honey."

"Don't honey me, I'm still mad at you from last night!"

"Oh so it's all my fault?"

"Let's not get into this again! I just wana' go out to Timmy's room and see him and Poof. I didn't even get to say goodnight to them last night."

Wanda was closely followed by Cosmo as the both of them poofed out of the fish bowl.

"Timmy, Poof!"

But there was no reply. Timmy's room was completely empty.

"Hmm, that's strange. They're not here."

"Timmy's probably just getting Poof a bottle or something."

Wanda agreed but still sounded hesitant. And her suspicions only increased when she saw a note sticky taped to Timmy's bed post.

"Hey what's that?" She asked Cosmo.

He pulled off the piece of paper from the post and unfolded it.

"It's Timmy's handwriting." Wanda observantly pointed out. She didn't like the sound of this one bit, but it got worse. Much worse.

"Oh no!"

"What is it?!"

Cosmo's eyes scanned the note after Wanda gave it to him. He soon realised what had made her so upset;

To Cosmo & Wanda,

Me and Poof have totally had it with you two! All you do is yell at each other all day, so I thought it was about time that Poof get some attention that you don't give him or me anymore! Ifyou can stop arguing for 2 seconds, maybe you'll be able to find us.

Love Timmy.

"We've gotta' find them!"

"Good job captain obvious!"

"Don't go taking this out on me!"

Here we go again…

"Well it's not my fault I'm so worried about them!" Wanda said, almost bursting into tears.

"Just remember it's Timmy who planned all this! Don't blame me like you always do!"

I'm guessing they're going to be going on for a little while longer. Perhaps we should let them calm down a bit, don't you think?

Aww sad beginning :(

Do you like where I'm going with it so far?

Reney116 xxoo