TADAA! chapter uno of my new story, (co written with my bestest friend DarkArtifact) A FARIGGY STORY! (Fang, Iggy, Ari :D) you see? this is what me and my friends come up with at midnight. we stayed up to wish Aqua a happy birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AQUA!
enjoy :)
Wow thought Iggy. Fangs man boobs are HAWT, and so IRRISTABLE. I feel the urge to touch his man boobs… Iggy moved, as if in a trance, over to Fang. He quickly grabbed Fangs man boob and squeezed it
"WTF IGGY" said Fang
"Umm… I was… Umm…never mind," said Iggy
Suddenly, he heard a noise. Iggy turned around, and saw Ari, walking towards him angrily.
"IGGY! WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" he yelled "DON'T TOUCH MY MAN. JUST LEAVE IGGY. JUST. LEAVE."
And with that, Iggy left the room crying. "Fang, I seriously don't like you hanging out with him. I love you. I want to be with you forever. Lets run away together Fang. Lets move to Canada."
"ZOMG yay! They have beavers there! And mooses! And maple syrup! And igloos! and-" "Shh. be silent my love. Lets go before HE follows us," said Ari. Little did he know that Iggy had heard the whole exchange.
Iggy ran upstairs to pack his bags, running past Aqua.
"Where are you going my love?" she asked
"To Canada! I want to be with my love forever! I will follow Fang to the ends of the earth!"
"IGGY! WE WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? I LOVED YOU!"
"But I love Fang. I always have. I always will." And with that, Iggy left the room.
Aqua quickly ran to her room and packed her things, and she went running after Iggy, who was running after Fang, who was running away with Ari.
I- WHAT? THIS NEVER HAPPENED!
S- Okay, okay, you caught me. So maybe some of the stuff in this story isnt exactly 100% entirely posatively true... bu-
I- NONE OF THIS IS TRUE! THIS IS ALL LIES! LIESS!
A-IGGY WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO ME! EVER!
S-Okay, so I made it up. No big deal...
I-Yes big deal! This is a HUGE deal!
S- Just shut up about it, okay? I have more important things to do right now! like... INTRODUCE SOMONE NEW!
C- Hi. I'm Catlyn.
S- This is my BESTEST FRIEND Catlyn. Otherwiswe known as DarkArtifact.
C- I cut Iggys hair.
S- Yes, she is his hairdresser. Anyways...
I-R&R?