"Hey, Troy, do you want to go to a skins partay?"

"Yeah sure" [breaks into song] "We're soaring, skins partaying..."

"Shut up Troy! We can't sing all the time now we're hanging out with the cool crowd. They might find out how dispicably camp we all are." said Corbin Bleu, with a grin.

"Oh, Corbin!" Troy sighs.

"Oh, Troy!" Corbin sighs in response.

There was a moment of explicit sexual tension between the two and Corbin broke the silence, "Troy, don't do this to me again!"

"But I love you Corbin!"

"Oh, Troy, you camp bitch!"

The two friends got out of the sauna together and put on their underwear. They then put on the rest of their clothes.

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Troy walked out the house in his tight white tank top.

"Oh, Corbin, what are you wearing?" Troy sighed.

"I'm wearing what all my homies in the hood wear! Get with it, daaawg!"

"Corbin look!" sighed Troy in wonderment "The door to our haven,"
Maxxie and Tony opened the door together (hehehe) and Troy and Corbin were shocked.

"Noooo!" sighed Troy, sounding very middle class.

"Eugh! Would you dare" sighed Corbin

"I know, it's an inter-class relationship, how novel!" sighed Troy. [breaks into song, Common People - Pulp] "He came from Bristol, he had a thirst for knowledge..."

Maxxie grabbed them and, groping Troy on the way, pushed them inside.

Troy and Corbin entered a wonderland of sex, drugs and rock and roll.

"Whoa! Chips- I mean, crisps! That's what the english say, isn't it?" Troy sighed.

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Troy was off his head.

"Oh my god, Corbin," he sighed, "I'm so off my face."

"I'm not surprised, Troy, you took a whole e." Corbin sighed in amazement and admiration at Troy's bravery.

Michelle came along and said hi.

"Hi!" she said. "Is tony around, because i'm so clingy and i love him soooooo much even though he's in love with maxxie and they are soul mates and im ruining everyones lives by getting in between them. And i am a slag because i have low eself esteem and my mother doesn't love me thats why she married that malcom boy --+who is only about two. An im really square and i have no idea that i look like a dork. And not even cassie likes me since i selp wth her boyfriend. And i just hate myself so much.'

'|Eww' sighed corbin 'Go away, no one like you.'

Just then after all the commotion Maxxie andTopny walked in very exasperated.
"Oh we didn't know you were in here," Maxxie spat at Michelle.
"WAHHHHHH," Michelle ran away hopefully never to be seen again, yey!
Maxxie and Tony left the room, quite triumphant at their victory over that square whore.
"Oh my Corbin, are they homosexuals,"
"I dunno bro, but in the hood we have a saying for times like this,"
"Do they, what is it?"
"One good turn deserves another,"

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"Are you guys still of your faces?" asked Bill Baily three weeks later.
"I think I might,"
"You do know thats only water you're drinking,"
"Oh,"

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THE END

OR IS IT......