Tony set his cell phone back on the table during breakfast when Thor came in. Tony just finished texting Pepper and leaned down to shovel more eggs into his mouth. Steve and Bruce were talking and Natasha was saying something to Clint when it happened. Tony's phone vibrated and it went something like this:

Buz-CRACK

Tony flinched at the loud noise and everyone stopped talking at the same time. Clint laughed the same time Tony went wide eyed and turned to Thor.

"Damnit! That was brand new!" Tony hissed. His phone was now crushed under his hammer.

"I apologize, it-started to move." Thor said sounding confused. Tony looked back to the hammer that still lay on the table.

"It's called vibrating! We went over this." Tony whined. He snuck a look at the rest of the team who all looked amused. Tony sighed and Thor removed his hammer. Tony looked at his shattered phone and pouted.

"That was like the sixth phone you destroyed." Tony complained.

"Yeah," Chucked Clint. "One of them being mine."

"You did break mine too." Natasha added with a slight shrug.

"Mine too." Bruce said with a slight smile.

"Yeah but he broke three of mine now!" Tony yelled.

Steve just chuckled and shook his head.

Few Weeks Ago

Thor strode into the living room at Stark Towers. He saw something light up on a table and froze.

"Who goes there?" He called and raised his hammer as it dimmed again. He edged toward it slowly. He was right next to it when he heard footsteps that startled him. He lashed out and crushed the object along with the stand it was resting on. When he realized the sound was just footsteps, he turned around to see Tony starring at him with his mouth hanging open.

"It's alright. I took care of it." Thor smiled widely and patted him on the shoulder as he pasted.

A few days later

"Yes sir." Clint was saying into his SHIELD phone as he turning into the living room. Suddenly something swiped past his left ear and took his phone with it. His phone slammed into the wall in front of him and cracked. Clint looked over in surprise at Thor who smacked his phone away from his own ear.

"It almost had you." Thor said and looked back to the dead phone. Clint sighed but couldn't help the smile.

One week later

Natasha sent the file from her phone to SHIELD as she rested on the couch. Thor walked in and Steve looked up to nod in greeting. She set her phone on the coffee table. Thor starred at it and edged closer.

"Easy," She warned after noticing him. She had heard what happened to Clint's phone.

"What is this?" He said and picked it up while Natasha flinched.

"It's a-"Her phone chimed it to tell it sent her file completely and Thor's reaction was to chuck it. It hit and cracked the glass of a window before her phone landed on the ground. A single spark sounded before her screen dimmed out completely.

Next Day

Tony was texting rapidly as he walked to the kitchen. He smiled slightly at his screen just before he heard Thor's voice.

"Watch out!"

He hammer came crashing and knocked the phone right out from his hands to drop forcefully on the ground.

"Jesus!" Tony complained and looked down at the cracked phone and the crack in the tile. Tony looked up to Thor with his mouth hanging open.

"Seriously?" He yelled and Bruce walked in. "Can someone please teach him what a cell phone is!"

Few hours later

"That is all it is?" Thor questioned and Bruce nodded.

"Yes, see? Completely safe." Bruce said and handed over his own phone to let Thor hold it.

"And this, texting, you call it. Type words on these?" He said and pointed to the keypad. Bruce nodded and Thor pressed his thumbs into the letters. With maybe a little too much force. The phone snapped and Bruce starred in shock.

"Oh, I am sorry." Thor mumbled and tried to place the two pieces together again.