"Eeeeeeeeeeeeee-oof," Hinata screamed as she fell from the building. She had just braced herself for the painful collision looming ahead when she stopped with a pressure around her stomach. She fought to keep her breakfast down at the wrenching. Winning the battle, she looked up and gasped. Gaara looked down at her, which is a creepy effect with his eyeliner problem. There was a puff of smoke and they were on the ground. Hinata looked up questioningly. 'Since when does he care about people,' she thought nervously. He was still staring at her and she was getting scared. "Um….th-thank-you." She mumbled, blushing. He looked at her one last time and turned away. With another smoke cloud, he was gone. Calming down a little, she looked up at the building. It was only three stories but she would have broken something no matter what. 'I can't believe I did that…and him.' She scolded herself. 'I shouldn't have been watching Naruto. I know he'll never love me,' Hinata though sadly. She trudged home, no even noticing her, except for Cell 7 who saw the whole exchange. Their varied reactions: Sasuke-……..bwahahaha Sakura-O.o tee hee hee Naruto-……freak Kakashi-isn't that sweet? Kakashi seemed like he was full of wisdom.
"So Naruto, you got competition now," he said smirking.
" I already know that Sakura likes pretty boy!" Naruto yelled.
"Take her," Sasuke said, lounging against a tree. " She's a nuisance." Kakashi raised an eyebrow.
"You think you're so high and mighty that you can just insult her!" Naruto yelled.
"No, I'm just not interested. I don't need to explain further." He said, not really caring.
"You sonofabitch!" Naruto tackled Sasuke…or tried to. Sasuke sidestepped and Naruto hit the tree with a crunch. Sakura ran the other way, finally understanding the way Hinata feels. She ran to her special place, a cherry blossom clearing with a river with large rocks. It was always peaceful there and she could imagine or think what she wanted.
"Oh by the way, I meant Hinata and the spook," Kakashi said with a sweat drop.
"Dunce," Sasuke commented scornfully.
"Grrrrr!" Naruto yelled, getting up. He took off into the woods, running blindly with fragments of angry thoughts jumbling together and he barely saw the person he ran into before he went down. When he opened his eyes, he saw Gaara's face below him, his eyes narrowed with disgust and hate. The next thing Naruto saw was the ceiling of his room. "Damn, what happened," he groaned, closing his eyes against the light. HE heard unfamiliar laughter; maybe a snicker, and his eyes flew open. His eyes widened in shock when he saw that it was Sasuke laughing although he called it snickering. "What happened?" he asked groggily.
"Um…well…you see…you tripped and fell on that spook, ended up kissing h-" Kakashi reminded him.
"What!" Naruto screamed, not noticing that Sakura was laughing.
"I wasn't finished. He twitched, shuddered, and disappeared. He reappeared in front of you and punched you in the face, broke your nose, gave you a black eye, and performed this really cool jutsu where you were slammed into every tree that went within five feet of (and that was a lot). And that's how you got your concussion." Kakashi finished smiling. He picked up a bag. "Wanted to make sure you used protection so I bought you some Trojan thingy. Ino recommended it. How sweet of her."
"Revolting. What a slut." Sasuke said.
"Ino?" Sakura screeched.
"What the hell!" Naruto yelled.
"You looked like you jumped on that girl, so I-"
"A, that was Gaara, B, I'm not gay, and C, I'm too young!" Naruto yelled.
"My bad," Kakashi said enjoying this.
"He's waiting for Sakura," Sasuke said, smirking. Sakura screamed and ran out. They all heard retching. "How humiliating."
"I'll wipe that smirk right off your face pretty boy."
"Like to see you try."
